Everything this guy does is a joke. The indie world loves horrible ironic music and Sufjan is our Weird Al, so we must take him seriously.

I’m digging the music but the lyrics are painful.

The Dirtbombs covered this track on a recent 7″

So after reading lists of all the same shit for three weeks we now have one master list of all the same shit?

The internet eats itself yet again.

Excuse me while I go post this on my blog now…

“sued by remaining fan”

Considering the amount of absolute garbage this site promotes/advertises for, I don’t think Stereogum should be allowed to make judgment calls or take clever stabs at bands.

Stereogum, please stick to the recycling of press releases that you do so well.

Maybe a little like Jack Black…but a lot like Meatloaf.

“We weren’t in the photo pit for that set, which we’re told is a good thing (anyone up front walked out bruised, missing belongings, and for many, even worse), but we did otherwise manage a full day of music and photos, including Will Sheff dressed in his Saturday best and full head of hair (a fan: “It looks like he’s wearing a helmet!”), Lupe Fiasco’s lyrical and physical dexterity (us: “I’m seriously winded just watching him”), afterpartying with Spank Rock (yes Lindsay Lohan was there, yes he and Amanda Blank dedicated “Lindsay Lohan’s Revenge” to “you know who you are”), and realizing that Daniel Masterson (aka DJ Momjeans) has a playlist and probably life stuck in ’06 and is The Worst and so Momjeans has become shorthand for being stuck in time and ill-fitting and The Worst (not that it wasn’t already).”

Most unreadable sentence ever. Congrats!