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sounds like somebody needs a nap!!!
Sadly not completely relevant anymore, but: have you guys seen this? http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/02/fabio-viviani-is-high-on-fabio-viviani-and-maybe-nutella.php Husband.
Guys, this episode held the first (quasi-) confirmation that Angelo's Russian fiancee is no more, with the inclusion of a bizarre moment in which Mike harassed some women and yelled at one that Angelo wanted to ask her something, while Angelo actually attempted to fit his entire body underneath the chefs' counter to hide and let out womanly, high-pitched giggles. Many things about this scene were perplexing, but I choose to mourn Angelo's lost love rather than focus on how fucking weird these people are.
My first Videogum article of the morning reminds me that the best part of waking up is bathtub caulking in your butt.
I would be DAMN HAPPY to be kidnapped by an evil magical Justin Theroux! Sadly, this film covers his wonderfully intense widow's peak with wigz. Probably why Zooey isn't into it. The Nic Cage effect.
http://oi54.tinypic.com/jsllr6.jpg I've only ever gone as Drunk Unicorn, but I did it well.
The night will also take you to waking up at 5AM the next morning to find that you are laying on top of your sheets in all your clothes, with a row of vomit puddles next to your bed, and your first thought will be "This must be what all those Sims I neglected felt like."
That's exactly what I was thinking... those lines repeated over and over again as everyone rubs against each other underwater and their drag makeup runs everywhere... and that's even one of the final scenes, so by that point the kiddies will have weathered Dr. Frankenfurter sexing both Brad and Janet, the brutal murder / consumption of Eddie, Rocky's package, EVERYTHING about Riff Raff...... oh my god.
I think you may just not be a Tolkien fan in general.... did you ever read/like the Lord of the Rings books? I don't know, I first read The Hobbit in grade school and I thought it was FUCKING awesome, but at that point in my life I was also a mostly-friendless, cross-dressing little nerd, so 9-year-old-me is not an ideal critic.
Did you watch the Twin Peaks tribute one??? Oh god. And he talks about the fact that it's all done in his grandma's house, and he can only make videos when she's gone, and he places that St. Vincent record on that cage in every single video, and interacts with it in really intense, weird ways. I have now spent way too much time investigating this person, and I'm sure that this is real.
I have the Actor record standing up in my room, staring at me, right now. Actually, this is me. This is my video. I made it yesterday.
Oh. My. God. I just finished my semester, which means I just went from having too little time to make a bowl of instant oatmeal or bathe myself or wash my clothes to having ALL THE TIME. And what I am doing with all the time is Buffy. But it's taken me a year and a half just to get to season 4, and so this post ruined some things for me! Willow is a lesbian????? I'm just a Buffy toddler!
I was at the ol Blockbuster last night and saw rows and rows of "Amelia"s and could think only of you! Your total domination of not just the interwebs but also our very minds HAS BEGUN!
It is!! I am here to learn more about / document the strange underground American phenomenon known as Videogum. And to be super super dreamy.
AHHHH I LOVE THE T-GRACE PIC!!!!