Comments from maybesomethinglike

On, Benjamin Cohen. I was about to comment that "for some, a fun first date" is almost definitionally not followed by "at first they kind of giggle 'cause they think it's kind of silly" - but now you've got me questioning everything.
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February 26, 2013 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Self-Proclaimed Jedi Master Alain Bloch
Given your message was so topical to the hentai post, I was all but sold until the "great Mini Cooper" reference. Now I know it is fake.
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February 15, 2013 on What Is Hentai? (Besides NSFW.)
That ended about as well as I could have hoped.
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January 7, 2013 on DON’T SMOKE!
From my detailed scream analysis, I have determined that there are only 2 or 3 people who travel the world, reacting to fireworks tragedies.
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July 3, 2012 on “The Ultimate Fireworks FAIL Compilation”
Difficult and/or frustrating? I think "Kinetic King" has a few other adjectives to describe it:
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October 5, 2011 on Uh, Have You Ever Heard Of Stick Bombs?
My favourite "pick-up" line comes from the montage of introductions on MTV's Next: "My name is John, and I make music on my PC because I save my Mac for the ladies." How was that guy single?
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August 23, 2011 on Girl Accidentally Films Ryan Gosling Breaking Up A Fight In NYC While She’s Filming A Normal Non-Gosling Fight For Some Reason
"I'm talking about the same white man who made the black jellybean the worst tasting candy on Earth!"
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May 16, 2011 on Man Licking Shoes On New York Subway, Obviously
I'm not sure it was "SO GOOD" - but the Wally Cummings bonus feature is definitely THE BEST.
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May 12, 2011 on Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best
And to tell us what "those things are called."
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April 25, 2011 on The Myth Of Newswoman
Don't worry, lazy magnolia, I'm there with you. Although "kids scared by return of Jesus" was called "being raised Catholic" in my home.
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April 22, 2011 on Happy Easter, Christians!
In my fantasy world Trump comes in second for the GOP seat, is so fed up he runs independently and divides the republican vote. Also, everyone is a unicorn and eats rainbows and poops butterflies.
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April 19, 2011 on Gary Busey OFFICIALLY Endorses Donald Trump For President In 2012
This in turn planted the Mall Madness seed in my head. Productivity shot for the next 45 minutes, easy.
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April 14, 2011 on This Is Your Sport: Kronum
Kim Carnes?
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April 13, 2011 on Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes
My boyfriend thinks the same with FLW. He is 12 years older than me, lol.
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April 13, 2011 on CuteRoulette
But you can dream so hard now!
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February 1, 2011 on Take A Knee, Gentlemen
...nah. :walks on by:
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February 1, 2011 on Take A Knee, Gentlemen
I think some of those moves double count as people abuse, too.
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January 24, 2011 on Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday
Pretty impressive website layout for someone who is incapable of keeping their fingers on the homerows. ( fingers).
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January 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Is that how you "put money into women"? Because honestly I just smiled and nodded during that section.
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January 21, 2011 on Important Dating/Financial Advice
I've never smirked, let alone laughed. The show just dresses up normal sitcom jokes with SAT synonyms and calls itself smart.
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August 30, 2010 on The 2010 Emmy Awards
And that's why no one will remember your name. (Troy references are still cool, right?).
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August 20, 2010 on Spike Can Dance: Floor Moves
How much can one upvote really matter?
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August 18, 2010 on Hello, Inmates, Welcome To Your Asylum
What is the store's return policy on Hedwig's, anyway?
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August 17, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nerds Will Always Be Nerds
Would you own a miniature version of everything you've spent your life obsessing over and trying to become? Oh, right, children. Touché .
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August 17, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: “Boomer The Dog”
The ironic tragedy is that countless 'innate furries' are run over chasing those spinners everytime the gang crosses the county line.
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August 17, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: “Boomer The Dog”
In this era of seeking equal rights under all aspects of the law, I'm not sure petitioning the court to change your name to 'Boomer the Dog' counts as a "very bold move." Then again, maybe this is the biggest shock to the Greentree community since they installed that traffic light by the ice creamery.
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August 17, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: “Boomer The Dog”
The film Ratatoullie was right - it is so much easier and fun to criticize than it is to love.
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August 17, 2010 on Operation Watch This: Marcel The Shell With Shoes On
The next deleted scene shows him making a young R2D2 imitate the sounds of fixing the lightsaber.
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August 16, 2010 on Deleted Light Saber Scene From Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi
Only if 'surprised' meant 'disappointed.'
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August 16, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Leroy Fucking Jenkins