Messica

Comments from Messica

It is seriously great. I also love Superego and own their Journeymen record (and recommend it) so this episode was basically primed for me.
+3 |
February 6, 2014 on How Is Everyone’s Day Today?
I wrote a whole thing about how I was bummed and would miss you and I think SPINMedia ate it, those jags, but I also posted this new Andy Daly podcast which made me slightly less bummed because it's very funny (to me, maybe you): http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-wit-and-wisdom-of-the-west-with-dalton-wilcox/ Also, there was a thread on the old posts about twitters and stuffs but maybe we could post more here too, if you guys want. For friendship. My twitter is @Ms_Messica and my tumblr is jessica-messica.
+9 |
February 6, 2014 on How Is Everyone’s Day Today?
If we need someone to watch every episode of Murder She Wrote and write recaps, I am up to the task, you guys. Just ask me, don't be embarrassed.
+8 |
February 6, 2014 on The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking
CLOONEY PRANKS ANISTON: Self-destructive star can't stop pranking, spirals out of control -National Enquirer next week
+8 |
February 6, 2014 on The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking
Basically the best we can hope for with the death of Clooney is that he basically recreates the plot of The Crying of Lot 49.
+6 |
February 6, 2014 on The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking
Clooney steps out: star looks forlorn about not being a father while headed to plan next prank, girlfriend claime she left him because of pranking in exclusive interview. Finds comfort in old pal Aniston: Love on the horizon? - National Enquirer
+8 |
February 6, 2014 on The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking
We all have to mail Videogum our pants.
+27 |
February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I mean, it would make me feel better, to know Kelly followed her bliss and everything.
+12 |
February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/09/15/breaking-bad/bb4.o.jpg/a_560x0.jpg
+25 |
February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I don't know where my text went, but that's the "I like Kools" outtakes from The Master.
+7 |
February 3, 2014 on
http://youtu.be/YcTf7CO-hdA
+7 |
February 3, 2014 on
Nyquil of the Living Dead
+10 |
January 23, 2014 on Best New Party Game: Sick Movies!
Don't worry, soon we'll all hate Jennifer Lawrence instead.
+4 |
January 23, 2014 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Jinger (ugh) is the willful Duggar daughter.
+1 |
January 17, 2014 on Wait, We’re Talking About Kate Gosselin Now?!
I don't know why I find it so amazing, exactly? But my favorite running thread from last season in Liz and Liz is that when Liz wants to be passive aggressive to Liz Kroll casually throws in references to Jenny Slate's Liz letting guys cum on her stomach. Maybe because it's so filthy to say out loud and it's just slipped in so casually into these backhanded compliments? But uncontrollable laughter every time.
0 |
January 17, 2014 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
There is. Jinger (oy) has become the patron saint of the bitching about quiverfull people in internet forums movement. http://freejinger.org/forums/
+2 |
January 16, 2014 on Wait, We’re Talking About Kate Gosselin Now?!
This was not supposed to be a reply to you flanny, sorry.
+4 |
January 16, 2014 on The 2014 Academy Award Nominees
LOL All your beta male friend types are going to be raging about Joaquin Phoenix getting snubbed, and he'll be all boning his teenage DJ girlfriend and happy he doesn't have to wear a tie.
+6 |
January 16, 2014 on The 2014 Academy Award Nominees
Yeah, I have been on a real hot roller/wrap dress kick since I saw it. She looked flawless. And Bradley Cooper was on the list of "blandly handsome actors whose faces I can't stand because I'm petty" but the perm rods alone won me back somehow. I get it, the whole Cooper thing.
+5 |
January 16, 2014 on The 2014 Academy Award Nominees
Wait what? I always assumed everyone's mom used it because it was like a 70's hold over! You're blowing my mind right now. What did they use in the 70's?? (I also learned this week that in the 90's when they told us we could help the earth by not using aerosol hairspray? The stuff in aerosols that hurt the ozone was banned in the 70's and aerosols were safe. They were using us as a scapegoat for pollution, and we all had bad hair because of it. Hairspray and I are really evaluating our relationship together right now, is what I'm saying.)
+4 |
January 16, 2014 on The 2014 Academy Award Nominees
Biggest snub was for the Hair and Makeup for American Hustle. What of the expertly applied hot rollers? The delightful perm rods? That masterpiece of a comb over, architecturally fabricated upon the head of a man we know to actually have good hair? The L'oreal Elnet budget alone? Awards shows are a total sham, you guys.
+17 |
January 16, 2014 on The 2014 Academy Award Nominees
Your movie would have been good if Steven Soderbergh made it.
+7 |
January 14, 2014 on How About We All Agree To Just Never Compare Acting In Movies To Either Slavery Or War?
Hugh Hefner has set aside places for them at his annual feminist hero dinner, I'm sure.
+8 |
January 14, 2014 on How About We All Agree To Just Never Compare Acting In Movies To Either Slavery Or War?
You know, he was a 90's brat not an 80's brat, it's possible he skipped cocaine completely and went right to popping handfuls and handfuls of ecstasy. Possible, not likely.
+5 |
January 14, 2014 on Leonardo DiCaprio Somehow Dodges Perfect Cocaine Gotcha Question
Everything was way to neat. They may as well have stamped, "And they all lived happily ever after," on the credits. It was like, "Some of that was funny but why did I sit through all this? So Those two could have a problem-free art gallery?"
+2 |
January 13, 2014 on The 2014 Golden Globe Awards
Basically this bit is tied with Mr. Golden Globe as my favorite for the night.
+6 |
January 13, 2014 on The 2014 Golden Globe Awards
Oh god, I freaking hate Woody Allen movies.
+8 |
January 13, 2014 on The 2014 Golden Globe Awards
The fact that 12 Years lost all it's acting awards is pure garbage. I thought McQueen and Cuaron were pretty much equally deserving for different reasons and I love both their work so I was okay with that, but not even one of the acting awards for that movie is unbelievable to me.
+8 |
January 13, 2014 on The 2014 Golden Globe Awards