Comments from Meth Face

Was this boner ghostwritten?
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March 25, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Sandra Bullock Sees A Boner Ghost
Related: Mike Myers still feels really REALLY uncomfortable.
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March 24, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: George W. Bush Is A Jerk
I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE CEREAL!
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January 26, 2010 on Best New Party Game 15
A US version was in development at ABC this year. STARRING FREDDIE PRINZE JR. Woof alert. They shot the pilot but ultimately didn't pick it up to series. Close call.
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July 16, 2009 on Videogum Summer School Now In Session
Seriously? Only one mention of Breaking Bad? Internet detention for all you Videogum commenters.
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July 16, 2009 on Videogum Summer School Now In Session
Having seen the pilot in its entirety, this is worse than Two and a Half Men. So no. Not like Two and a Half Men.
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June 24, 2009 on America Begged For More Jenna Elfman, And This Is What America Is Getting
It's okay. It'll only last 3 episodes before they pull the plug.
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June 24, 2009 on America Begged For More Jenna Elfman, And This Is What America Is Getting
I got a gray kitty, white one, and a tabby too And a big orange guy who puts snakes in my shoes
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June 19, 2009 on Cat Ladies: “When Cats Mean ‘Meow’ To You Than People”
"That's what she said" : jokes :: "Don't Stop Believin" : music
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June 18, 2009 on You Guys, The Ellen Page “Don’t Stop Believin'” Video Is Supposed To Be Terrible
"Whoa!" - Joey Lawrence
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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase
The worst nightmare I've had in recent memory involved this joke. Everyone in my dream was saying it over & over & over and rarely did it even make sense OH WAIT THAT WAS REAL LIFE AT MY OFFICE.
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June 15, 2009 on That’s Your Chair: The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat
I don't hate Spencer. He was a real life troll to the worst people to ever appear on television. He brought the show down -not by accident- and we can all agree that show is awful and we hate ourselves for watching it. Guy might have done us a favor. I'm not saying give him a medal. But I guess I'm saying that in this case, two wrongs make a not-the-worst.
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June 5, 2009 on Goodbye To All Of That
True facts right here. It's the transplants that give LA a bad rap.
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June 4, 2009 on Who’s Buying All This Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
This is obviously a miss for Jack in the Box, but most of their ads are tolerable and in some cases even good. Better than Wendy's pathetic stab at the Lonely Island aesthetic. Herdin' cows the size of schnauzers but they're cattle....
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June 3, 2009 on Jack In The Box Advertising Almost As Bad As Jack In The Box Food
This guy is only your boyfriend if you're a dude.
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May 29, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy
There aren't too many people that will tune in when it becomes the Kate + 8 show. That'll be the zzz period following the :( parade. So there's that to look forward to.
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May 27, 2009 on Wait A Second, Who The F Are Jon And Kate?
Drew Carey dissed someone and it actually played... if that couldn't stop Leno & his so-bad-I-can't-even-come-up-with-a-descriptor comedy, nothing can.
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May 21, 2009 on Jay Leno Is As Bad At Metaphors As He Is At Hosting A Late Night Talk Show
Off-topic? If there is a 2nd season of Bromance, there needs to be an episode where Brody's "suitors" learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Hot, sweaty, totally hetero floor grappling, brah!
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May 20, 2009 on Spencer Pratt Is The Opposite Of Gully
This would be the time he spells everything correctly.
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May 20, 2009 on Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds Is Defanitely Almest Three Hours Loung
Let us now speculate on the origins of Stephanie's poorly concealed bruise. Pistol-whipping from Heidi's cowboy dad?
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May 19, 2009 on The Hills: She’ll Always Be Daddy’s Little Plastic Faced Sadness Monster