Mick Flash

Comments from Mick Flash

I am writing this comment from the BEYOND because I am now dead from alcohol poisoning. So FUCK YOU Kelly and your stupid dangerous game !!!
And I totally lost it when Erin reunited with her Mom, Joan Cusack. The Ed Begley Jr. part was just dumb overkill.

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May 17, 2013 on The Office Series Finale Drinking Game

This episode was a repeat, right ?

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May 14, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Kristen Wiig And Vampire Weekend

Anne Hathaway has boobies :)

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July 13, 2012 on Did David Letterman Spoil The Ending To Dark Knight Rises?!?!

If Hollywood has taught me anything it’s because of scientist everything goes wrong.
It’s TV reporters and journalist that save us.
Especially that Clark Kent guy.
Stupid Lex Luthor “the science guy”.

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July 13, 2012 on CNN’s Carol Costello Respectfully Introduces Her Guest, Bill Nye

Replace “M80″ with “Penis” and this becomes truly disturbing.
Thank you Gay Darth Vader for saving our lives. I promise to never do anything cool EVER !!!

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July 4, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Fireworks Safety PSA

Poor gay Jewish men who can’t take a bitch slap are THE WORST !!!

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July 2, 2012 on Please Pray For Patti Stanger And Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker

‘Cept Logan’s Run at #1.
$5 at Best Buy.

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June 26, 2012 on The Curse Of Being Very Good

“I only make sci-fi prequels.”

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June 21, 2012 on What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus?

“You mat be tall and strong but my penis is bigger.”

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June 21, 2012 on What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus?

“Since you don’t have a butthole, where does your poop come out ?”

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June 21, 2012 on What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus?

No girls like this in my high school. I was robbed.

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June 20, 2012 on The Story Behind Twin Peaks Is Pretty Interesting!

So he became a plumber because he’s full of shit ?

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June 20, 2012 on Joe The Plumber Explains How Gun Control Caused The Holocaust

Now I don’t feel so bad about those funny feelings Leo gives me in the trousers.

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June 19, 2012 on Is Leonardo DiCaprio Actually This Woman From A Yearbook?

This explains A LOT !!!

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June 19, 2012 on Is Leonardo DiCaprio Actually This Woman From A Yearbook?

It’s a show set in a high school where the debate club is run by an ex-drug addict who is now a religious fanatic. All day long the kids break into rants supported by made up delusional facts. The teams they debate are not allowed to question their postions and always lose.

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June 18, 2012 on Glenn Beck Has Suuuuuch A Good Idea For A Conservative Glee-Style Show

The only Corey I care about wears his sunglasses at night so he can, so he can
keep track of visions in his eyes.

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June 13, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Corey Feldman Has A Weird Relationship With His Stalker

ELLE FANNING ???
WTF ???
Was Ali Lohan not available ?

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June 13, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount

And the rest of the celebrities to die in the “Summer of Death 2012″ were…

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June 13, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount

Wasn’t DIE HARD 3 the Tonka Truck movie ?

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June 12, 2012 on EXCLUSIVE: First Look At The Tonka Trucks Screenplay