Comments from Mike Honcho

This too is important, but I myself am concerned about his stance on Goblin Cock. Too soft? Too hard? I need to know these things if I am to make an informed decision.
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October 28, 2010 on Governor Mike Huckabee Loves Torche
I guess that's more of a prediction/wishful thinking than a caption, but whatever.
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September 1, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Eastbound And Down Season 2 Premieres September 26th!
Meet my new drug cartel...I mean "baseball team". We're really going to fucking blow away the competition, right guys? Wooo! But seriously, we're smuggling drugs into America.
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September 1, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Eastbound And Down Season 2 Premieres September 26th!
Damn he is irritating. More evidence of "kids these days," am I right?
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August 11, 2010 on That’s Your 11-Year-Old Film Critic: Jackson
I guess my decision to post gratuitously stupid/sexual comments a la what I imagine the real Mike Honcho would say was not the correct decision.
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August 4, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!
I'm just waiting for some crazy-ass to pop up in the North Carolina election. If you follow the pattern, we're next in line. And there's already been a guy who commanded "the state militia" to kill the president. It's just a matter of time.
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August 4, 2010 on Basil Marceaux Dot Com On Jimmy Kimmel Live
"Also, does it look like I have nipples right below my nostrils? Because people tell me it does, and I'm trying to be as menacing as possible at all times. I don't need a bunch of dolphins and cameramen laughing and calling me nipple face. Do you know that can do your self-esteem?"
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August 3, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!
Or ARE geniuses. Grammar, who needs it?
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August 3, 2010 on Inception Ripped-Off Scrooge McDuck & The Beagle Boys!
Apparently the people who made these Donald Duck comics is a genius or something. I saw a MythBusters episode the other day where these ducks invented a contraption to raise a sunken boat with ping pong balls years before the MythBuster dude invented the same contraption to do the same exact thing.
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August 3, 2010 on Inception Ripped-Off Scrooge McDuck & The Beagle Boys!
"Does my mouth look like the scariest vagina in the world to you?"
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August 3, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!
Painful. Phuck Phish anyway, you know, just for being Phish.
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June 29, 2010 on Phish – “In The Aeroplane Over The Sea” (Neutral Milk Hotel Cover) Live
This guy I met at a party introduced himself as such: "Hi, my name's Matt. I like Asian women and dark beer." The dark beer explains itself. This video explains the rest. Maybe.
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June 10, 2010 on This Is What You See Right Before You’re Born
You got Faygo in my PBR. And that's how Four Loko was born.
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May 28, 2010 on The 16th Summer Jam Of 2010: ICP “Miracles” Performed By Look At The Fields
I wouldn't be completely against hearing Klaxons on the radio (which is what this track seems to be aiming for), you know, rather than Chevelle and Nickelback.
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May 27, 2010 on Klaxons – “Flashover”
Too much Johnny Whitney.
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April 15, 2010 on Crystal Castles – “Doe Deer”
I will agree with the general mediocrity consensus. The video is interesting, but the song sounds like it's been done a few times. Not too thrilled with the lyrics either. From what I heard out of BoH's last tour, the new album isn't going to be that great. It seems like they're doing a Mystic Valley Band thing, where everyone in the band gets a turn on the mic. One of the new songs they played had the exact same chord progression as the song they played before it; I don't remember the song, but it was something off of Everything All the Time. I and the rest of the crowd weren't exactly digging any of the new material.
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April 6, 2010 on Band Of Horses – “Compliments”
You leave the fine products endorsed by the late Billy Mays out of this!
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March 30, 2010 on Teen Korner: Justin Bieber’s “Never Let You Go” Music VideOMG!!!!!
Our Gang - "Dogs is PCP Dogs" (1991): What will the Little Rascals do when Petey starts a gang of his own...and ends up on the wrong side of the law? Hilarity ensues as the boys try to tackle Petey's PCP addiction and set him back on the straight and narrow.
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March 26, 2010 on Dog Eats A Cop Car
Exactly. I'm afraid of clowns, but I am terrified of ridiculous "Who Let the Dogs Out?" remakes.
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March 25, 2010 on WHO LET THE CLOWNS OUT?
I will not watch this. I don't have the money to pay the psych ward.
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March 25, 2010 on WHO LET THE CLOWNS OUT?