Comments from mike_d

Bruce Willis: "I still look better than Jeremy Piven."
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October 6, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis Meat Hat
I literally did not expect this. Thank you, Monsters.
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August 6, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
"Luke, I am literally your father."
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August 3, 2010 on Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes
Well, I made it 39 seconds. Also, I'd like to know: what came first, the shitty idea for the video, or the shitty song? Or was it some serendipitous collision of the two?
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November 17, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd’s “Spaceship”
I want to make her sadness go away.
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November 13, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Upvoting the normal, insightful Videogum commenters and downvoting the Dunham-loving trolls -- what a way to unwind after work!
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October 23, 2009 on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
I hope Matt Groening chokes on his lobster-stuffed-with-tacos tonight.
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October 19, 2009 on NSFW: Marge Simpson In Playboy Magazine
I just want to know if Gabe watched and/or is going to comment on the fact that the awful worlds of Jeff Dunham and Jay Leno collided last night. I did not watch; I'd like to keep my eyes and ears, thank you. Also, "I like you, Rolly. Can I feel the rough skin on your hands?"
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October 16, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
That was exactly how Fear was known around these parts, too. Except, yeah, finger-banged rather than cherry-popped.
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September 28, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino
I spent the last couple minutes debating with myself whether or not I should make a joke about having forgotten about this movie and its awfulness until now. Shame on me.
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September 21, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten
George Takei was almost worth having to watch that.
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September 10, 2009 on Awful Recognize Awful
I'm probably much more impressed by this than I should be. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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August 31, 2009 on Oh, Captain Hook/Judge Won’t You Throw The Book/At The Pirate
I would like to take this comment to the Monster's Ball.
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August 6, 2009 on Why Newspapers Are Dying, In Two Minutes
Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg! Smithers: He's unavailable. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
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July 21, 2009 on The New Futurama Is Going To Sound An Awful Lot Like La Futuramo
"I've been blessed with wonderful family, friends, and fans...and a fucking mean left hook."
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July 20, 2009 on Chris Brown Apologizes For The Whole ‘Punching Rihanna In The Face’ Thing, Right On Time
The first video stopped to buffer after "This is Andy Cohen in the Bravo clubhouse with Real Housewives star--" The video was right.
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July 17, 2009 on Bravo’s Watch What Happens: Live: A Train Wreck: Live Is What Happens
Gabe, you'd better be watching I'm Alan Partridge as part of your Coogan lineup. Coincidentally, I just started going through Arrested Development again. It just keeps getting better. I think I might try Mad Men if I can.
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July 16, 2009 on Videogum Summer School Now In Session
This pleases my sad, hungover ears. Agreed that it trumps everything on Eraser.
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July 15, 2009 on New Thom Yorke – “All For The Best” (Stereogum Premiere)
Yes, the 2010 Nissan Deathgrinder has its anthem!
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July 13, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Confide’s “Such Great Heights”
[singing] Baby on board...something, something...Burt Ward! This song practically writes itself.
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July 8, 2009 on Ricky Gervais Is A Movie Factory
MunkYourself.com wasn't already taken by a (relatively) lower-brow sort of film? Wow.
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June 30, 2009 on This Could Be Alvin And The Chipmunks 2’s Oscar Year
Racistgum.com alert: I think by "black actors," you mean "one white actor." http://chud.com/articles/articles/19917/1/TRANSFORMERS039-LITTLE-BLACK-SAMBOTS/Page1.html Yikes.
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June 29, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
Please be reading this, VH1 executives. I need something to liven up my summer 2010 cable-watching.
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June 23, 2009 on So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please?
On top of all the greatness is there, is that last scene a tribute to Toonces the Cat? I sure hope so.
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June 17, 2009 on Some Next Level Keyboard Cat Shit