Comments from mike_d

Bruce Willis: "I still look better than Jeremy Piven."
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October 6, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis Meat Hat
I literally did not expect this. Thank you, Monsters.
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August 6, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
"Luke, I am literally your father."
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August 3, 2010 on Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes
Well, I made it 39 seconds. Also, I'd like to know: what came first, the shitty idea for the video, or the shitty song? Or was it some serendipitous collision of the two?
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November 17, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd’s “Spaceship”
I want to make her sadness go away.
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November 13, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Upvoting the normal, insightful Videogum commenters and downvoting the Dunham-loving trolls -- what a way to unwind after work!
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October 23, 2009 on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
I hope Matt Groening chokes on his lobster-stuffed-with-tacos tonight.
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October 19, 2009 on NSFW: Marge Simpson In Playboy Magazine
I just want to know if Gabe watched and/or is going to comment on the fact that the awful worlds of Jeff Dunham and Jay Leno collided last night. I did not watch; I'd like to keep my eyes and ears, thank you. Also, "I like you, Rolly. Can I feel the rough skin on your hands?"
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October 16, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
That was exactly how Fear was known around these parts, too. Except, yeah, finger-banged rather than cherry-popped.
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September 28, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino
I spent the last couple minutes debating with myself whether or not I should make a joke about having forgotten about this movie and its awfulness until now. Shame on me.
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September 21, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten
George Takei was almost worth having to watch that.
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September 10, 2009 on Awful Recognize Awful
I'm probably much more impressed by this than I should be. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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August 31, 2009 on Oh, Captain Hook/Judge Won’t You Throw The Book/At The Pirate
I would like to take this comment to the Monster's Ball.
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August 6, 2009 on Why Newspapers Are Dying, In Two Minutes
Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg! Smithers: He's unavailable. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
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July 21, 2009 on The New Futurama Is Going To Sound An Awful Lot Like La Futuramo