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"I've been blessed with wonderful family, friends, and fans...and a fucking mean left hook."
Gabe, you'd better be watching I'm Alan Partridge as part of your Coogan lineup. Coincidentally, I just started going through Arrested Development again. It just keeps getting better. I think I might try Mad Men if I can.
This pleases my sad, hungover ears. Agreed that it trumps everything on Eraser.
Yes, the 2010 Nissan Deathgrinder has its anthem!
[singing] Baby on board...something, something...Burt Ward! This song practically writes itself.
MunkYourself.com wasn't already taken by a (relatively) lower-brow sort of film? Wow.
Racistgum.com alert: I think by "black actors," you mean "one white actor." http://chud.com/articles/articles/19917/1/TRANSFORMERS039-LITTLE-BLACK-SAMBOTS/Page1.html Yikes.
Please be reading this, VH1 executives. I need something to liven up my summer 2010 cable-watching.
On top of all the greatness is there, is that last scene a tribute to Toonces the Cat? I sure hope so.
"Hatch Music" (featuring The Gale)
I've solved it - the man in the diaper is John Locke. He is just going to move Sasha Grey's island. Perfect sense.
When they need something to put in the time capsule for 1992, I hope they choose this.
I'm glad I don't have daughters with whom I'd have to sit and uncomfortably watch this commercial on TV.
Errol Morris directed this, right?
There's a lot that I don't understand about God, the universe, good vs. evil, etc. There's a lot more that I don't understand about C Me Dance and its trailer.
Steely Dan gargles my balls.
Move over, Mark Gormley. John Kilduff has entered the building. (The building = the internet.)
Goddammit, Frightened Rabbit and Passion Pit. All I wanted was to make sure that no bands I liked were involved with that insipid shit. Oh, well, there's always next time, I guess. Whatever that means.
The new catchphrase around college campuses: "At my age, you want me to wear a condom?" Way to go, oldies.
Seconded. We need less kittens falling asleep and more hungover Japanese Finance Ministers falling asleep. His yawn looks close enough to an animal's howl of pain, anyway.
How many of those people do you think had pocket protectors in their shirts or costumes? NERD-ZING!
This actually looks good, in a "fuck it, we'll do it live," this makes no sense, blow shit up sort of way. You know, like that.
1. How did this guy have time away from polishing his Father of the Year award to post this on the internet? (Seriously, thank you, sir, for putting this up.) 2. Best quote: "You have four eyes." "Yeah."
Of all the funny and offensive moments here, what I like best is how it shows the mom hunched over the video game in the dark, obsessively scratching at the DS, trying to unlock more secret jihad plots.
Let's not jump to conclusions about the picture. Verne could just be starring in another remake of "The Wicker Man."
For half of the post, I was thinking of "Exit to Eden." Man, I was way off...
From here on out, all of my days will be used to praise Mark Gormley.