mikegentry

Comments from mikegentry

Perfect nod from the other woman right at 0:43. "Right, create jobs. Absolutely."
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June 17, 2013 on I’m Sorry, Miss South Carolina, But We’ve Found Someone New
Does this mean I have to be happy about something Seth MacFarlane is doing? FREAKING OUT HERE.
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May 15, 2013 on The Thing About Neil Degrasse Tyson (Who Will Host Seth MacFarlane’s Cosmos Reboot)
This would actually be LESS depressing if she had tried to insert some crappy iMovie plugin cgi to make it look real.
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April 29, 2013 on Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls And Electricity
Zach Braff's kickstarter is already reaping dividends, I see.
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April 24, 2013 on Ryan’s Project
This is actually one of the deleted scenes from "Inland Empire," isn't it?
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April 22, 2013 on Big Butts Rule
I believe that canonically, Superman shaves by shooting precise little heat vision beams into a mirror made from a scavenged bit of metal from his kryptonian space ship. Now I kind of think that's awesome, kind of wish I were making it up, and kind of wish I didn't know the answer, all at the same time.
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April 19, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
"You'd think it had been made by a first-rate chef, but really all we did was shake the living crap out of the chicken."
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April 15, 2013 on Wakey, Wakey, Eggs Scrambled Inside The Shell-y!
Furthermore, if the ball pits in IKEA are any indication, get ready for an incapacitating stomach virus pretty much every day for the rest of your life once you build this in your home.
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April 4, 2013 on How But Not Why: Apartment Ball Pit
The "how to" aspect of this video seems a bit presumptuous. Was anyone really unclear on the two main steps? 1. Make an enclosure. 2. Fill it with balls.
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April 4, 2013 on How But Not Why: Apartment Ball Pit
How long do you have to listen before you manage to make yourself hear, "I-Mart Eastouffer" consistently? For me it was about a minute 15.
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March 13, 2013 on I’m Marty Stouffer, Who Are You?
I never took these guys too seriously before, but now I see they're right -- everything really IS terrible.
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February 14, 2013 on Intro To Smooching
Herbaria: it's made of your nightmares.
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February 6, 2013 on Is This Herbal Tea Commercial Too Scary Or Just Scary Enough?
Mr. Cohan needs to have a talk with the guy who stands in the corner of his pub all day holding the CCTV camera. That guy's camerawork is all over the place.
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February 4, 2013 on Paranormal Activity: Ghost Confirmed Through Shocking Footage
FINALLY, a video where the first and most honest thought that pops into my head is not "Needs more twerking."
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January 2, 2013 on Good Morning And Welcome Back!
26 seconds is exactly how far I got.
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December 10, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry’s “Fireworks” By Yoko Ono
"AS THE TERM APPLIES TODAY."
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November 29, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Is Daniel Craig’s James Bond Body Too Buff?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
So the long version is that I took that old pic of the kid lunging at Megan Fox with a rose in his hand, and I photoshopped Jack Nicholson's "heeeeere's Johnny" face onto the kid, and it's a pretty good photoshop job if I do say so, I mean I'm not bragging, it probably wouldn't fool Jack Nicholson's wife, but it might fool Megan Fox. And then so the punchline: "Heeeeeeere's a flower!" And you imagine Jack Nicholson saying it in his Jack Nicholson voice, and basically you'll all have to trust me on this but it would have been REALLY funny, and everyone would have upvoted me, and some clever poster like facetaco or maybe FLW would have chimed in with a re-shopped version where both the kid AND Megan Fox had Jack Nicholson faces, and it turned into a kind of a meme, and everyone loved it, and I got Editor's Choice pick at the Monster's Ball.
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
There's some trick to this, isn't there? All those times I laughed as someone tried to post a picture on Videogum and it blew up in their faces, and people would say, "There's a trick to it!" And I never listened.
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game