mikegentry

Comments from mikegentry

Perfect nod from the other woman right at 0:43. "Right, create jobs. Absolutely."
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June 17, 2013 on I’m Sorry, Miss South Carolina, But We’ve Found Someone New
Does this mean I have to be happy about something Seth MacFarlane is doing? FREAKING OUT HERE.
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May 15, 2013 on The Thing About Neil Degrasse Tyson (Who Will Host Seth MacFarlane’s Cosmos Reboot)
This would actually be LESS depressing if she had tried to insert some crappy iMovie plugin cgi to make it look real.
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April 29, 2013 on Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls And Electricity
Zach Braff's kickstarter is already reaping dividends, I see.
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April 24, 2013 on Ryan’s Project
This is actually one of the deleted scenes from "Inland Empire," isn't it?
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April 22, 2013 on Big Butts Rule
I believe that canonically, Superman shaves by shooting precise little heat vision beams into a mirror made from a scavenged bit of metal from his kryptonian space ship. Now I kind of think that's awesome, kind of wish I were making it up, and kind of wish I didn't know the answer, all at the same time.
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April 19, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
"You'd think it had been made by a first-rate chef, but really all we did was shake the living crap out of the chicken."
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April 15, 2013 on Wakey, Wakey, Eggs Scrambled Inside The Shell-y!
Furthermore, if the ball pits in IKEA are any indication, get ready for an incapacitating stomach virus pretty much every day for the rest of your life once you build this in your home.
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April 4, 2013 on How But Not Why: Apartment Ball Pit
The "how to" aspect of this video seems a bit presumptuous. Was anyone really unclear on the two main steps? 1. Make an enclosure. 2. Fill it with balls.
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April 4, 2013 on How But Not Why: Apartment Ball Pit
How long do you have to listen before you manage to make yourself hear, "I-Mart Eastouffer" consistently? For me it was about a minute 15.
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March 13, 2013 on I’m Marty Stouffer, Who Are You?
I never took these guys too seriously before, but now I see they're right -- everything really IS terrible.
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February 14, 2013 on Intro To Smooching
Herbaria: it's made of your nightmares.
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February 6, 2013 on Is This Herbal Tea Commercial Too Scary Or Just Scary Enough?
Mr. Cohan needs to have a talk with the guy who stands in the corner of his pub all day holding the CCTV camera. That guy's camerawork is all over the place.
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February 4, 2013 on Paranormal Activity: Ghost Confirmed Through Shocking Footage
FINALLY, a video where the first and most honest thought that pops into my head is not "Needs more twerking."
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January 2, 2013 on Good Morning And Welcome Back!
So the long version is that I took that old pic of the kid lunging at Megan Fox with a rose in his hand, and I photoshopped Jack Nicholson's "heeeeere's Johnny" face onto the kid, and it's a pretty good photoshop job if I do say so, I mean I'm not bragging, it probably wouldn't fool Jack Nicholson's wife, but it might fool Megan Fox. And then so the punchline: "Heeeeeeere's a flower!" And you imagine Jack Nicholson saying it in his Jack Nicholson voice, and basically you'll all have to trust me on this but it would have been REALLY funny, and everyone would have upvoted me, and some clever poster like facetaco or maybe FLW would have chimed in with a re-shopped version where both the kid AND Megan Fox had Jack Nicholson faces, and it turned into a kind of a meme, and everyone loved it, and I got Editor's Choice pick at the Monster's Ball.
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
There's some trick to this, isn't there? All those times I laughed as someone tried to post a picture on Videogum and it blew up in their faces, and people would say, "There's a trick to it!" And I never listened.
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
http://i47.tinypic.com/25j9zqb.jpg
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
That would have been so much funnier if the picture had actually posted.
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
Heeeeeeeeeere's a flower!
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November 26, 2012 on The Jack Nicholson Joker Origin Game
Oh man, "brick up the backdoor" should be the euphemism for the most grotesque and degrading sex act that you've never heard of yet but when you do HOLY SHIT.
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November 5, 2012 on Homophobic Facebook Group Uses Degrassi: The Next Generation To Promote Hateful Agenda #HateFAIL
You can tell by the uncontrollable distortions of the face.
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October 31, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Things Are Back To Normal
I am enjoying the juxtaposition of the Arrested Development Documentary trailer immediately followed by the statement, "One person likes this."
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October 19, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
The Walking Dead recaps were hands down my FAVORITE recurring feature on this website, only just recently BARELY edged out by Friendly Chats and sometimes not even. I realize it can be emotionally wearing and your health comes first, obviously, but man. We don't log in to this website to read about what you really think about some crappy TV show, Gabe. We log in because you are an entertaining writer. Please entertain us, because The Walking Dead won't!
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October 15, 2012 on The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread
I find it very easy to imagine that Krispy Kreme does not keep up with the ongoing coverage of Daniel Tosh's exploits as reported on sites like Videogum, Jezebel, and Huffington Post; therefore Krispy Kreme may not exactly be hip to all the latest Daniel Tosh developments. I find it very easy to imagine that Krispy Kreme's entire understanding of Daniel Tosh consists of "famous guy who says funny things on TV." That being said, I don't think Krispy Kreme is ready to break out solo yet. This video needs more Moneymaker Mike.
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October 3, 2012 on Does Krispy Kreme Rapping About Daniel Tosh Mean That Krispy Kreme Is Krispy Over?
There is no way on earth that I would NOT watch Moby Dick in Space.
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October 3, 2012 on Moby Dick, Except In Space: The Movie Sounds Great, Actually