Comments from milkmilk

Pug-Drunk Love Bill & Teddy Bear's Excellent Adventure
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
What you need to know about this movie's producer, Adam Shankman, according to Wikipedia: "He is Brendan Fraser's exclusive choreographer."

EXCLUSIVE. So quit sending those resumes now, please. Though, whether those moves are of the "dance" or "terrible career" variety is unclear.
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November 19, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: Now Wut?
Ghostbutters Space Yam Sew (I-VI)
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October 27, 2009 on Best New Party Game 10
Katie Cassidy is Muppet Baby Heather Locklear on Melrose Place. Thanks, Julie Klausner!
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September 24, 2009 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
please tell me someone else noticed that he wrote out a dedication on his skateboard to himself. if only i could make out the end of "...what i am today, a multi-talented..." WHAT?!
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September 3, 2009 on Criss Angel: MindFreak: The Show You Totally Wish Was Faces Of Death That Isn’t. Sadly.
While I was watching, all I could think of was this prophetic comic depicting this girl's career path:
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July 24, 2009 on A Brave California Woman Solves All The Problems
well, that didnt work out. i guess i still need someone to teach me technology.
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
lindsay: just wanted to add my voice to the throng. as someone who DOES work for a blog that is populated by bots and trolls, i can't tell you how much your (key word here:) quality work improved my work day, every day. on days when living a the bottom of the barrel got un-barrel-able, you (and your devoted followers) reminded me that intelligent interaction with an internet community was possible. and sustainable! and for that, i am genuinely grateful. in honor of our mutual love (haters to the left) of HIMYM, and my complex emotions: [IMG][/IMG]
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
after reading the 8th or so take on "whoa! - joey lawrence," i started fantasizing that they were all just the different versions he tried out in his friends' high school yearbooks. you know, mixin' it up. because you know that's about as much as he'd be willing to write. "WHOA!" HAGS! -- Joey
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June 18, 2009 on NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase
my boyfriend's research for his combined senior thesis in religion and communication is going really well.
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June 2, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy
"that's what she said." or, in this case, "that weird southwest slogan."
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June 1, 2009 on The TWSS Archives: Southwest Airlines Commercial
E.T., (and if you count movies that already sort of bastardized themselves in sequels) the original Neverending Story and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

If Christopher Mintz-Plasse ends up in anything Ernest or Pee Wee related, I'm gonna :( all over this place.
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May 26, 2009 on Let’s Play An Excting Round Of “What’s Even Left At This Point?”
guess who is sad that she knows who derek hough is/knows who lil kim's dancing with the stars partner is/noticed that lil kim put her dancing with the stars partner derek hough in this video?
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May 5, 2009 on Lil Kim Is On The Cutting Edge Of 2003 Internet Culture
A Christmas Story: Child lobbies for right to bear arms. Wayne's World: Funny white guy gets hot Asian girlfriend. Sixteen Candles: Horrible family forgets daughter on birthday. Home Alone: Horrible family forgets son on Christmas.
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April 16, 2009 on Best New Party Game 2
i judge you for misspelling "judgment." and also for making no sense.
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April 7, 2009 on Surely There Is An Even Worse Crank 2 Tagline
i went to college with a guy whom everyone thought was a huge dick (or always stoned) because he showed the same signs that kristen stewart shows in these interviews: disinterest, slowed thinking, fatigue. turns out he had hypothyroidism. so... that's on the table, the whole glandular thing. luckily, it worked for her in twilight, when her job was to be a lifeless sack of this makes no sense.
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March 20, 2009 on Friday Fight: Is Kristen Stewart A Bitch?
is it really an "inside joke" if they show you that entire scene between john lithgow and harry in the first half of the episode, and then use all the same angles, music, and dialogue?
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March 6, 2009 on 30 Rock Respects Our Childhoods With An Entire Show Based On Harry And The Hendersons