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I prefer Folsum Vineyard Blues: I hear that taster coming, she's rolling 'round the bend, and I ain't seen this vintage, since, I don't know when. I'm stuck in Folsum Vineyards, and time keeps draggin' on. But those wines keep a comin' even the sauvignon blanc. When I was just a baby, my momma told me "son, you can't have no wine, dear, until you're 21" but I snuck some of her vino; man it was so dry. When she found me drunk in my crib, she hung her head and cried.
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January 14, 2013 on “I Have The Wine” By Johnny Cash
This also works if you give a single mom a donation in their name. I remember one year when I actually got a present from someone and it was a donation to the Heffer Project. That is a great charity! Which is why I felt kind of bad when I was thinking "oh that is so nice and I have always wanted to donate to them but I couldn't afford it, so it is really nice to be able to support them but I also kind of need my own cow too?"
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December 5, 2012 on It’s The Most Prankerful Time Of The Year
LOLOLOLOL why did this get downvoted?!? "how dare you reference Goatse when talking about big a-holes" wha???
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December 5, 2012 on DMX Sings “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”
I don't think anything Edith Whartony could be fun.
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November 27, 2012 on Downton Abbey: The American Version Coming To NBC
Four and a half minutes to heat up some chili and cheese?!?! I didn't make it to the end because I started getting so depressed, but that chili came out all calcified right?
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November 27, 2012 on How To Make Chili Cheese Nachos
She recieved a special final season of LOST where everything was explained and the ending was really great and didn't suck at all (also with no Kate!).
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November 13, 2012 on What Else Does Michelle Obama Get That We Want?!
"It's cool if you want to exploit little kids on t.v., just as long as you're not also reminding people that chicken nuggets are tasty" -- PETA
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November 9, 2012 on PETA Target Honey Boo Boo In Chicken Naming Scandal!
You should just start with season 4.
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September 28, 2012 on Follow Nancy Grace On Twitter!
Are you saying green Jell-O isn't fun?
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August 31, 2012 on Clint Eastwood Interviews Some Awful Chair
I actually thought that was kind of fatherly. Like, I need to let this kid learn to ride without training wheels. I thought the same thing a few episodes ago when Mike was watching Jessie agree to pay the entire amount of the legacy payments. He was just kind of watching him and willing Jesse to do the right thing. I saw that same look in Sunday's episode. You can just tell he is thinking "come on kid!" but he doesn't want to interfere, he wants Jesse to speak up for himself.
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August 28, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”
grr. My mansplaining comment was directed at capt. clown.
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August 28, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”
#mansplaining.
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August 28, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”
You're not going to get enough upvotes for this since only the ladies will get this, but I would give you 50 (shades of) upvotes if I could.
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July 31, 2012 on Rumor SQUASHED!! Emma Watson Is NOT Doing Fifty Shades Adaptation
I loved the look on Mike's face when Jesse offered to cover the legacy payments out of his share. Mike was looking at Walt like, "are you the kind of person who would let this kid pay so much more than you?" and Walt was so unhappy when he finally gave in, and you could just tell that he would not have if it weren't for Mike's face.
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July 30, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E03: Don’t Fly Too Close To The JERK!
Honey I Shrunk the Kids' College Funds Because I Keep Turning up the AC
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July 27, 2012 on Best New Party Game 69: Heatwave Movies
You can make waffle fries with a decent mandolin slicer. They taste even better because they are fresh and also not made with hate.
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July 27, 2012 on Antoine Dodson Finally Breaks His Legendary Silence About Chick-Fil-A
I call BS. My daughter had a lemondade stand once. I had to go buy the stuff to make lemonade, I made it, I carried the table outside and helped her set up, and I made several more pitchers after she and her friends kept drinking all of the merchandise. I worked all dang day for free! Of course, we are a household of pinko liberal socialists so that probably had something to do with it.
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July 25, 2012 on Barack Obama Hates America’s Lemonadetrepreneurs
Hi Chet!
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July 24, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating
Just use 2% less honey and add some HFCS.
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July 24, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating
Crystal Ship is the new Magnets.
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July 24, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating