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I agree on the awkward tone and the muddled message. I kind of feel like the strong defenders of the movie are giving it too much credit--or at least reading more into it than I think Cronenberg ever earned.
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November 9, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence
I got a wicked case of the Church Giggles and almost got kicked out of the theater at A History of Violence during the scene that featured the Cheerleader 69ing. In retrospect, I kind of wish I had been ejected so that I could've saved myself from watching the rest of that goddamn movie. (THIS WAS MY SUBTLE NOMINATION FOR A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE. THANK YOU.)
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September 21, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie: Next Round Announcements
http://i51.tinypic.com/301m2w7.jpg When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
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September 17, 2010 on Oprah-fy Yourself
I need to read more Teen Korner, I guess, because it took her saying "Balieber" three times before I figured out that she didn't just have a weird speech impedement.
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September 1, 2010 on Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters
I also like the gem: "I'm sick of your shit!" followed by "Ten minutes ago I didn't know who you are." That is pretty fast to tire of anyone's shit, so she may have a point.
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September 1, 2010 on Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters
I'm on logic overload here! "I don't care if you don't like Justin." Yes, clearly you DO NOT CARE in the least. "I'm not a mean person... I will hit you over the head with a full wine bottle, cork and all."
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September 1, 2010 on Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters
I work at a restaurant and we catered a wedding a couple of weeks ago (think Party Down with the illusion of class). Towards the end, one of the guests and his date walked up to where some of us workers were standing and he thanked us and told us that he had a great time. His date immediately pulled him back and loudly says, "WHY are you THANKING them? They're getting PAID." And she stomped off. I almost turned into Chicken McNugget Lady right then, but somehow resisted.
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August 10, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Woman Freaking Out About Chicken McNuggets
How about the rapper with the level 10 lisp that named himself Anybody Killa ("The Hatchet Man")?
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July 19, 2010 on The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial
Not only have I heard of 10 of the acts that are playing, I also actually like about 3 of them. Is this the point of the movie where I realize that I am Tyler Durden?
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July 19, 2010 on The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial
I'm really glad you didn't post a .gif of him having sex with Cordelia. I still have nightmares about that scene.
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July 8, 2010 on The 2010 Emmy Award Nominees
I don't know how Max got involved in my mind (I meant Gabe #1 and/or Gabe #2) but Max can do it, too!
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May 20, 2010 on GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven
I think we need some Gabe and/or Max Buffy features, STAT
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May 20, 2010 on GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven
OH MY GOD REMEMBER WILLOW COMMENTING ON VAMP WILLOW: "I THINK I'M KINDA GAY" AND WHEN SPIKE SAYS TO BUFFY: "I SAVE YOU EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS" AND WHEN ANYA SAYS TO XANDER: "THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS WE BOTH LIKE YOUR PENIS" AND EEEEEE!!!!
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May 20, 2010 on GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven
Thanks to Netflix, I watched all 7 seasons of Buffy in a month and a half. That's 144 episodes at 43 minutes each in about 45 days, which equals CRAZY.
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May 19, 2010 on GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven
Did anybody else see Ke$ha's dancing spaceman and immediately think of the Great Dancing Pumpkinhead?
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April 20, 2010 on What We Talk About When We Talk About What We Missed Over The Weekend
Watch out, Zero Cool could be hacking you right now for saying that (rollerblades aren't cheap). Mess with the best, die like the rest.
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April 6, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You
Worlds are colliding!
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April 5, 2010 on Juggalo Teen Hunger Force
In Europe it's Kilometers Davis.
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April 5, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Is The New Terrence Howard
Yeah, I would remember Dawson getting hit because that would be rewarding television. Here goes: Pacey tells Dawson that he sucks at basketball, so Dawson throws the ball at Pacey and breaks his nose (again, douchehat). Subsequently, the cheerleaders take care of Pacey and he, in turn, gets "excited" and jerks off in the bathroom, only to get caught by a teacher and then he is given detention. The end. For real.
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April 3, 2010 on The Nostalgic “1985” Opening Credits From Last Night’s Fringe
I was debating keeping this to myself to avoid embarrassment, but Dawson actually throws the basketball at Pacey and breaks Pacey's nose (because Dawson was a douchehat). [miss e blows her brains out because she's 26 and knows that]
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April 2, 2010 on The Nostalgic “1985” Opening Credits From Last Night’s Fringe
I went to her concert a few years ago and during one of her dances, her nipple slipped out (of which I unintentionally took a picture of, praise Jesus) and the gay man next to me screamed, "Damn, that titty came OUT!" at the top of his lungs. I guess the people in that video have a better story than I do now. Well, shit.
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March 29, 2010 on Erykah Badu Is The Magic Bullet
Count me in! My friends and I even assigned each other characters that we were most like from the movie... One friend insisted on being the crazy Fairuza Baulk character and I was somehow surprised when she later turned out to be a psycho whore in real life, too.
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March 24, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
Let me know when she apologize to us for the things that ARE on her album.
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March 22, 2010 on Ke$ha Ba¢k Pedal$ Furiou$ly, I$ The Wor$t
What was weird was that the kid almost Pacey'd that older chick in the movie, too. And I think, when I was 9 and watched it, I kind of wanted them to hook up?
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March 18, 2010 on Did Ashton Kutcher’s New Movie Steal From Agent Cody Banks?
I'm surprised Zach didn't mention Jewsky and Hutch.
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March 17, 2010 on Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller
I saw a sneak preview of Hot Tub Time Machine and it was pretty good... But it did have a little too much cheap Gross-Out Humor for my taste. Movie Writer #1: Hey, is vomit funny? Movie Writer #2: Ah, no duh. But one scene of somebody vomiting is never enough, it's like Lays Brand Potato Chips. Movie Writer #1: So, what you're saying is, that we need to put about 3 vomit scenes in the movie? Movie Writer #2: At least. And if someone could vomit ON something or someone else, that would be even better. Movie Writer #1: Stop drilling, you hit oil!
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March 13, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010?