mock turtleneck

Comments from mock turtleneck

"Kelly. The Californians is great." - ramon santos and myself
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May 13, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Kristen Wiig And Vampire Weekend
I know commercials are stupid, but the 100 year old trope of tricking someone into giving you the product is infuriating. Its Haagen Dazs. Its available almost anywhere. That pint of ice cream is $5. Go to the store and buy it. Your deceitful tactic wasnt really for the ice cream, you can get the ice cream, it was to save 5 dollars. Do you need 5 dollars?
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May 7, 2013 on A Few Questions About This Bradley Cooper Haagen Dazs Commercial
I didnt even notice them
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April 3, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Nice foley work on the glass breaking
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April 2, 2013 on The Lesson Here Is That Everyone Should Just Be Nice
And she looks so sweet in the picture that hit her shitty real self. All the symbolism is meta upon meta
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April 2, 2013 on The Lesson Here Is That Everyone Should Just Be Nice
Go shirt shopping family
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March 25, 2013 on Dominic Eats A Ghost Pepper
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February 4, 2013 on Well? So What’s Your Favorite Company Now?
The chorus, I nodded my head to it a little. Help me
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January 10, 2013 on The First Jam Of 2013: Froggy Fresh – “Same Old Kid”
I just finished the sequel (one upper?). I did not like is as much as John Dies at the End. They are both stupid and fun but the first one had a few good twists and a better pace. Still, I recommend the sequel when you finish. It was fun.
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January 7, 2013 on Gerard Depardieu Is Mr. Cool Passport
My stomach hates Space Jump
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December 27, 2012 on Favorite GIFs Of 2012
I did love how he shoehorned the "two hours" and "every day" in there. People just wouldn't understand the question if he said "Why do I go to the gym?"
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November 27, 2012 on Some Highlights From The “Quantum Physics” Section Of Tim Allen’s Website
I want to go to Tim Allen's local bookstore where there are only two sections. Philosophy on the left, Other Stuff on the right.
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November 27, 2012 on Some Highlights From The “Quantum Physics” Section Of Tim Allen’s Website
Laugh all you want, but if this saves even one life it was worth it. Ok, maybe it isn't worth one saved life. 20 lives? Would that make this acceptable?
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November 20, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Public Transportation Safety Rap Video
Could Kristen fucking Stewart not be fucking reached for fucking comment about this fucking picture?
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June 13, 2012 on SHOCKING First Look At Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2
This is a very fantastic idea. "How do you like being ranked Gabe/Kelly?" I will always think when I see this.
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February 10, 2012 on Monster’s Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Disappointing that he didn't bring nagging, nose powdering, breaking a nail, etc. Honestly what I was expecting to hear.
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February 10, 2012 on Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition
What's that Keira Knightly movie where she comes across as really unlikeable?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
More like the HollyWOOD Issue. Cause pretty girls give me wood ... ya know, a boner. Lucky for me, so do downvotes.
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January 31, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Annual Vanity Fair “Hollywood” Cover
So Mark, what if you had been in Germany in 1938? 
“If I was in Germany in 1938 with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin of Hitlers palace and then me saying, ‘OK Jews, we’re going to get you out of here on a plane i can apparently land, don’t worry.’”
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January 18, 2012 on Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11
So theoretically, if I were to come out on the day my child is born, the comment summarizing this day should win this thing next year.
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December 23, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Top 50 Comments Of The Year
I was thinking of applying, then I remembered that I don't love science.
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December 23, 2011 on Oh Great, The Jersey Shore Producers Are Casting A Geek Reality Show
Schindler's List of a big part of your cultural history if you care at all about that.
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December 21, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
It was actually Patrick Swayze farting through her from beyond the grave.
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Drink every time you check out Joe Rogans hog.
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December 12, 2011 on The Fear Factor Reboot Drinking Game
Is this what that movie Baghead was about?
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December 12, 2011 on Plastic Bag Videobombs Boring Interview