I'm pretty modest.

Comments from ModestAlfred

Videogum made me very happy. It's one of a handful of websites that ever made me honestly laugh out loud. All my real life friends would poke fun at me for trying to explain this "Gabe" why I thought he was so funny all the time. I didn't think he could be replaced but Kelly kept the insightful and sincere humor flowing seamlessly. I hope you all keep writing and keep people laughing. Thank you all for everything. :) Good luck in what comes next!
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February 8, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
What if Videogum was the cork that kept the evil from rushing out into the world?! Like the island in LOST? Remember the cork? What an unsatisfying conclusion to a show that I genuinely loved! Don't uncork all the evil, Videogum!
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February 4, 2014 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
Is this my fault? Are you going away because I stopped commenting? I'll start commenting more! Look! I'm already doing it!
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I can't believe parrots can do that! They are amazing and bizarre!
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November 17, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
At least this video wasn't too long.
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July 25, 2013 on More Prancercise
Anyone here from Virginia? I spent a weekend in Virginia Beach and it was fun and everyone was nice and it felt like 50% of the cars down there have vanity plates. Are vanity plates free in VA? Do you have to pay a surcharge to NOT have vanity plates? Is VA just super vain?
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July 3, 2013 on #LifeguardFail!!!!!
I bet most injuries (or at least most severe injuries) in car vs car accidents or in car vs pedestrian accidents are head traumas. I know for a fact that NASCAR and INDY car drivers wear helmets. I also know that if you hit your head on the steering wheel or the driver's side window, you'll be in terrible trouble, and if you're thrown from the vehicle your head will likely splatter all over whatever you strike. Add to that the almost certain fact that more automobile drivers and passengers sustain head injuries annually than bike riders, and I wonder... Should automobile drivers wear helmets to avoid injury? Are all car drivers and passengers acting irresponsibly? Maybe pedestrians walking across streets should have to first strap on their Responsible Citizen Helmet. MORE HELMETS. MORE TICKETS. MALLUM PROHIBITUM! LAWS LAWS LAWS.
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July 3, 2013 on Running Into Leonardo DiCaprio Riding A Citi Bike With An E-Cigarette
That TechNoir site is VERY reminiscent of… I think I know where they get their ideas.
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June 4, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Noooo, 300 is terrific. If you don't like 300, that speaks more to you than to the movie.
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April 19, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Wow only that gif and some villainous spam? The community is really coasting lately!
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April 18, 2013 on Imagine You Are In A Wingsuit, Flying Through A Narrow Cave
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March 28, 2013 on That’s Your Egg Cooking Machine
There was a commercial for Steve Harvey's show! Toward the end of the night. It was like they wanted us to know that was at thing that really existed!
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March 4, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Kevin Hart And Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
You know what? Toy Story 2 was ALSO supposed to be direct to video before it was released... Sometimes people just make something too beautiful for the straight to video track!
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March 1, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Marl Walhberg WAS nominated for an Oscar for The Departed...
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March 1, 2013 on This Week In GIFs!
Sunshine was a good movie.
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February 28, 2013 on This Video Of A Sun Flare Is Great And You Should Watch It
I advise employing a child in a suit from time to time.
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February 20, 2013 on Oh Man, SyFy’s Stranded Looks Great!
This video is long.
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January 2, 2013 on Good Morning And Welcome Back!
She was such a fox in Silver Linings Playbook! Super crush worthy. I hope I'm not too old to hold that opinion! Eh I'm probably younger than Bradley Cooper...
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December 28, 2012 on Crushes Of 2012
A +1 felt insufficient to express my enjoyment of your clever comment.
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November 30, 2012 on Friday Adele Butterdance Party!
Um, I still want to objectify her. Nice choice of imagery, Gabe!
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November 20, 2012 on Cameron Diaz Represents All Women