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Using the term jock was a misstep since I didn't mean to imply that all sports movies (or the people who play/watch/enjoy sports) are brainless. Bro movies fits better and if I wasn't supposed to be writing an essay right now I'd look some up, but any Michael Bay would probably fit the bill.
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April 29, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain
Damn, I really wanted this movie to be the Tobias Funke of action/crime movies. Hilarious and completely oblivious to how homoerotic it was while still being well-meaning and lovable, but now it seems like another deeply closeted, homophobic jock movie that comes out every other year.
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April 29, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain
I once bought my two friends each a piece of pizza. One bit into a screw and the other almost swallowed a washer. I think it was a sign from God never to get gas station pizza ever again.
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April 11, 2013 on God Is Alive In Goldfish® Crackers
Agreed. Though at least his introduction to Dany is the same, with all it's hissing-manticore-goodness. And we may be out a Belwas but we got a Qyburn, who I expect to see at all.
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April 1, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Season 3 Premiere Open Thread
Since I can't upvote you I'll just have to say "Yes. Yes he is." But that's Sir Bronn of the Blackwater to you.
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April 1, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Season 3 Premiere Open Thread
Like many children me and my brother my cousin and some friends tried to see just how fast we could spin a merry-go-round, turns out its pretty fast. My cousin decided it be a good idea to grab onto it while at full speed and he was lunched across the playground into a metal fence. To this day I swear that I saw sparks fly from his shoes as he tried to plant his feet while being slingshoted.
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March 22, 2013 on This Is What Happens When You Have Too Much Fun
18 seasons and an Adventures of Dunk and Egg miniseries!
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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great
I'm just starting season 3 while watching the new episodes as they air, the show may have lost some great characters but it gained Patton Oswalt so I'd call it a fair trade.
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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great
I'm so glad to be talking about this series (the books and show) on this site! But I can't not point out that while Jon could be Rhaegar's son the fact that he gets burned in the first book/season gives me some doubts. Also a friend of mine is convinced that he's actually the son of Robert and Lyanna, making him one of the older Baratheon bastards.
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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great
So I saw Skyfall with my family of Scottish immigrants and I'm sure anyone who has seen the movie knows which scene we all cheered for.
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December 17, 2012 on The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Movies Of 2012
You're telling me I was supposed to watch this with the sound on?
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December 11, 2012 on “The Stanley Steamer Variations” Is A Brief Vision Of Hell
YES! Now I don't have to feel bad about watching it online illegally because of Hulu's bizarre inability to show full episodes.
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December 11, 2012 on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Is On Netflix Instant!
I was already done to see the Stark Trek sequel even before I knew Benjamin Cumberbatch would be talking all sinister in it.
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December 7, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I'm confused why the Angry Video Game Nerd movie even gets a mention. It's only audience are the people who watch the guys video game and movie reviews, and while I like his history of horror films series I don't like his humor enough to watch an hour long version. "What are all these fucking boxes doing here?" did make me laugh though.
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December 7, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I agree that as pranks go this one is pretty creative and not very mean spirited, pretty much everyone is laughing after their initial shock (except for the dogs who seem legitimately spooked but then my dog has the same reaction to the tide at the beach.)
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December 7, 2012 on Ugh, Jurassic Prank!
I'm trying (and failing) to work on presentation for my sociology class after receiving a text from a friend I have a huge crush on, who may or may not have a crush on me as well, saying she wants to talk when I get back from the library. I'm having a weird mix of emotions.
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December 6, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I assume you mean the Gawker comments, like the ass you calls her stupid for having HIV. Just terrible.
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December 4, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: Teen Posts Video About Robbing A Bank After Robbing A Bank
Yeah, if it wasn't clear that William's really didn't want to be talking about Trump at the start of the video his "That happened." makes it explicit. So much contempt and frustration in just two words.
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November 7, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Donald Trump Vs. Brian Williams
I was gonna say he's big birds aging bodyguard but your's is so much better.
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November 6, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Election Day
Super glad my roommates were both asleep so they didn't see me simultaneously grinning like a buffoon and tearing up during Ben's proposal! I THOUGHT ONLY PIXAR FILMS MADE ME DO THAT!
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October 26, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread