''Stop trying to fluster me with your handsomeness...''
''Why, is that your chest getting all flushed?''
''Th...that's a rash. I'm allergic to beans.''
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Bin Laden , like Santa, never existed in the first place! In fact, I doubt there is even a real place called Pakistan or Iraq. It is all a big hoax put on by our America-hating pinko government……
- Glenn Beck supporter, sipping on a Four Loko
Osama:.Hell? This looks like Chinatown.
Devil: What?
Osama: Something is missing. I am feeling this strange void at the center of my being. I can't really describe it. I should probably talk to my psychiatrist about it but he's a New Yorker and ever since 9/11 he doubled my fees ...
Devil: You're a worm, an insect, a crawling, disgusting, creeping little vermin!
Osama: Was it something I ate?
- Woody Allen scenario
I usually never vote, because I usually despise most if not all politicians, but this time I think the 'stache might have mine. Also, he just looks so damn cute in a Star Trek suit:
http://i.imgur.com/NTwgC.jpg
'' Well, uh, well.... where's BIDEN'S CERTIFICATE? Dude looks like a damn Canadian to me! WHERE'S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE JOE ?! '' - some birther, probably.
I thought the video was great until the waving flags. I was really not expecting those.
''AMERICA FUCK YEAH'' ? Really? America, you have to make celebrity videos in order
to exert your children's will to move and stop them from becoming walking hamburgers,
BRAVO!
Also killed with him was a photo-journalist called Chris Hondros. A harsh reminder that there are people risking their lives in order to show us the reality of war. The war that is behind the curtains: the wasted lives, the misunderstandings, the unending and often times traumatic violence...
It is a noble and necessary task to show the truth in times of war and we should be grateful for those who try.
I just wanted to point out that the attire most of these men wear as well as those socks in that last video that seem so expendable were most probably made by child slaves in China. Maybe not girls, but definitely children.
I have not had the chance to watch Bob's Burgers yet (for shame!) but Kristen Schall, I have seen you in everything you ever did ! And you were always awesome ! Looking forward to today's posts.
You know what's worse? Glenn Beck linking Japan's tragedy to God's displeasure with humanity, saying the reason the earth '' moved off its axis'' is because some people are following the Quran instead of the 10 commandments.
Bigoted explanations and lame jokes about this terrible event are just unnacceptable.
And those who do them deserve slaps in the face.
The Best Guitarist in the World is still, no matter what anybody says, Paco de Lucia.
But the girl is very good. Very impressive, I give her that. I wish her all the luck.
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