Comments from MurphyFrown

I can sympathize. I also have a lot of trouble folding fitted sheets.
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June 20, 2012 on Alec Baldwin Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise!
Don't feel bad, thinking about it was making me laugh on the bus this morning.
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January 13, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
"DREW PETERSON!" -- Chris Traeger, while smiling and pointing enthusiastically
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December 16, 2011 on Just A Pretty Normal Ad For Rob Lowe’s Lifetime Movie
I did enjoy the fact that one of the guys was cradling a 12 pack of Bud Light Lime. That seemed very fitting in a way.
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October 27, 2011 on Gender Neutral Dorms Story Cracks The FOX And Friends Gang UP (While Also Terrifying Them, Obviously)
A person with a developmental disability or cognitively impaired. Servicey. Sorry, I'm in the field.
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October 21, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails
I was thinking the exact same thing.
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October 14, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
I am going to take this opportunity to say how excited I am for the return of the Walking Dead recaps.
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October 14, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
Honestly, the most terrifying things about these pictures are the hands.
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September 27, 2011 on These Are Your Simpsons Costumes
I thought that was a picture of Angelina Jolie. Awesome post, I know.
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August 26, 2011 on Late-Night-Talk-Show-Host Jokes About Katie Holmes’ Charlie Rose Interview
But it's okay to say these things to Emma Stone in our head, right guys? Guys?
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August 25, 2011 on Jim Carrey’s Message To Emma Stone
Jessica and Jason: Let's screw. Jessica: Ok, should we do it in the giant mansion with many comfortable beds and couches? Jason: No, the back of my pick-up will do just fine. It is uncomfortable and out in the open.
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August 22, 2011 on True Blood S08E09: Werewolf Gang Kill Them All
Sean Bean was supposed to be there, but he was killed off in the parking lot.
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July 22, 2011 on I Miss Game Of Thrones, You Guys
Free Breadstix Mafia #famousfoodmenu
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July 1, 2011 on Uh, Vh1’s Famous Food Looks Perfect
During the time it took Ashton and The Voice to fight this out on Twitter, 9,563 children were sold in to slavery. And that's a fact* *That is not a fact.
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June 30, 2011 on The Village Voice Takes On Ashton Kutcher About Child Sex Slavery, OR: Yikes!
I love the Jessica and Hoyt story line. The Fairy fight may have been the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen on TV, and I watched all of Studio 60. Zing!
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June 28, 2011 on True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy!
"It would have been more off the hook if he had done some of his earlier stuff, and not just his hits. But I guess you need to give the people what they want" -- No one at this show.
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June 27, 2011 on Chet Haze Has A Big Boy Concert!
Linden on the plane. Me: Her phone is going to ring. Her phone rings. Me: She is going to find out that Richmond didn't do it. She finds out that Richmond (probably) didn't do it. Me: Come the fuck on!
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June 20, 2011 on The Killing Season One Finale
The Pan That Woks The Ladle
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June 2, 2011 on Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks
#plagiarismgum Sorry, Gladvillian. Missed yours.
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May 25, 2011 on Sarah Palin: The Movie, Obviously
The entire documentary will center around Palin learning the definition of the word undefeated.
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May 25, 2011 on Sarah Palin: The Movie, Obviously
It's okay that you left Sex and the City 2 off of the list. It knows what it did.
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May 23, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Mix
You guys have to read the books first. JRR Toblerone is a genius.
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May 23, 2011 on Quote Of The Day
Sold! And I didn't mean it in an "ugh, my dad watches that show" sort of way. I have just never seen it and he loves to tell me about it.
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May 20, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales