Comments from natatattat

I think there's a distinction between being a cougar and just dating a younger man. I'm currently dating someone 11 years younger than me, but the thing is, I didn't set out to date a younger dude at all. It's just I go to shows every night and don't want to have children and have a pop culture obsession and ride motorcycle and a myriad of other reasons why it just happens that someone in their early 20s is a good match for me at the moment. I think it's just about finding someone to match your lifestyle and if they happen to be younger or older, that's cool, we should all be so lucky to find something that makes us happy but the whole idea of dating someone simply on the premise that they are younger-whether a woman or a man is doing it-is a little stupid. So this woman and her site are a total no thanks in my book and I think that's what we are mocking here.
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January 9, 2012 on The Creator Of CougarLife Describes A World That We All Understand And Can Relate To, I’m Sure
WAIT. Can we just stop for a second? Is that Lance Bass in the beginning? Is he passing on the torch?
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October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official
I'm not as old as Gabe or anything but things like this make me really feel disconnected from the millenials. Seriously, what is with the hair? They look like the American version of a Japanese host club.
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October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official
Karaoke bars always make me feel embarrassed, even just thinking about people I know doing karaoke makes me feel embarrassed. However, doing it in dress-up makes it less embarrassing for some reason ((?)).
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October 12, 2011 on Either Someone Pranked Hugh Jackman Or We Are All Doing Karaoke Wrong
I'm just gonna put my Hank Williams Jr. story right here: Once upon a time I lived in Nashville and I was down on 2nd Ave. when this here gem of a man hit on me, offering to give me a "personal tour" of the building he just bought (innuendo included). I was totally grossed out, called him a creepy old redneck, and used some other choice words to describe the unlikelihood him ever having a chance with me. Now, I had no idea that he was famous, I honestly thought he was just some creepster, but my friend Cheryl, apparently the super fan, got so mad at me because it wasn't cool of me to turn down the sexual advances of the son of a legend or something (?). We ended up getting into such a big fight over this that SHE LEFT ME downtown! So I ended up having to take a $40 cab ride home (which was more than all of my money, I had to give the driver my walkman) all because this douchebag decided to open his mouth. Stop opening your mouth Hank Williams Jr.!
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October 11, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Hank Williams Jr.
There's a book on the actual exploitation interns face:
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September 29, 2011 on Black Swan Interns Are Fed Up With Internships
You guys I can't seem to find the link to where I can submit my Tool Time fanfic...
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September 29, 2011 on Welcome To The Tim Allen Zone!
I have no idea what this post is about, but I don't really want anyone to tell me because I don't feel like it will improve my life.
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July 28, 2011 on First Look At The Men Of The Hunger Games
Dammit Kelly. I didn't even have watch the scene again, just being reminded of it made me well up. #crybabywussgum
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July 28, 2011 on Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time
Though I should thank her, she did just give me all the ammo ever to get my little brother back for the whole "lick all my stuff" phase of our childhood.
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July 18, 2011 on Being Annoying Is Adorable
You guys I am never hanging out with Kelly.
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July 18, 2011 on Being Annoying Is Adorable
I'm going with "Yay," because as all monsters know, we should all be so lucky to find something in this world that makes us happy.
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July 14, 2011 on Videogum Is Forever, At Least For DS3M
Kelly, your commentary made me laugh so hard I am literally in tears, at my desk, at work, which is well...awkward, but so worth it. Thanks!
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July 8, 2011 on Chopsticks: The Unspoken Hardship Of Adulthood
Deliverance: Four uppity city boys ruin the peace and quiet of a rural town.
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July 8, 2011 on Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies
I had the same thing happen! I broke from my vegetarianism to try one because of all the things I have heard about it, I was so excited. It was just a burger, it wasn't bad, like Kelly said, it was just a burger.
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July 8, 2011 on Girl Cries Because She Is Overcome With Love For The Very Normal Burger Chain In-N-Out
What happened to "pranks are the lamest"?
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July 7, 2011 on First Look At Some Dwarves From Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit
Spread (2009) HD Free Available Until 12/26/2011 Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche HD Version. HD Television & Cablebox required. A sex comedy centered on a homeless gigolo who uses rich women to survive. A good plan. Another Anne Heche movie, but updated with gratuitous sex scenes. Very good plan.
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July 6, 2011 on This Is Just A Good DVR Description
Well it has to be cold enough that you freeze your tongue or you might find out how terrible it tastes...
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July 6, 2011 on Jean Claude Van Damme Is In A British Coor’s Lite Commercial, OBVIOUSLY
I think the Baldwin thing is completely different. That was his personal family business (not that it was a healthy family dynamic or anything) that was not intended for a public audience. Also, he didn't endorse verbal child abuse, Tracy Morgan endorsed violence against homosexuals. Seriously though, poor Tina Fey. I love how in both of these scenarios, we've all turned to her like you better explain this, you're reasonable, what is this?
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June 14, 2011 on Tracy Morgan Appears To Be Making Pretty Decent Amends Actually