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I think there's a distinction between being a cougar and just dating a younger man. I'm currently dating someone 11 years younger than me, but the thing is, I didn't set out to date a younger dude at all. It's just I go to shows every night and don't want to have children and have a pop culture obsession and ride motorcycle and a myriad of other reasons why it just happens that someone in their early 20s is a good match for me at the moment. I think it's just about finding someone to match your lifestyle and if they happen to be younger or older, that's cool, we should all be so lucky to find something that makes us happy but the whole idea of dating someone simply on the premise that they are younger-whether a woman or a man is doing it-is a little stupid. So this woman and her site are a total no thanks in my book and I think that's what we are mocking here.
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January 9, 2012 on The Creator Of CougarLife Describes A World That We All Understand And Can Relate To, I’m Sure
WAIT. Can we just stop for a second? Is that Lance Bass in the beginning? Is he passing on the torch?
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October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official
I'm not as old as Gabe or anything but things like this make me really feel disconnected from the millenials. Seriously, what is with the hair? They look like the American version of a Japanese host club.
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October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official
Karaoke bars always make me feel embarrassed, even just thinking about people I know doing karaoke makes me feel embarrassed. However, doing it in dress-up makes it less embarrassing for some reason ((?)).
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October 12, 2011 on Either Someone Pranked Hugh Jackman Or We Are All Doing Karaoke Wrong
I'm just gonna put my Hank Williams Jr. story right here: Once upon a time I lived in Nashville and I was down on 2nd Ave. when this here gem of a man hit on me, offering to give me a "personal tour" of the building he just bought (innuendo included). I was totally grossed out, called him a creepy old redneck, and used some other choice words to describe the unlikelihood him ever having a chance with me. Now, I had no idea that he was famous, I honestly thought he was just some creepster, but my friend Cheryl, apparently the super fan, got so mad at me because it wasn't cool of me to turn down the sexual advances of the son of a legend or something (?). We ended up getting into such a big fight over this that SHE LEFT ME downtown! So I ended up having to take a $40 cab ride home (which was more than all of my money, I had to give the driver my walkman) all because this douchebag decided to open his mouth. Stop opening your mouth Hank Williams Jr.!
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October 11, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Hank Williams Jr.
There's a book on the actual exploitation interns face: http://www.versobooks.com/books/797-intern-nation
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September 29, 2011 on Black Swan Interns Are Fed Up With Internships
You guys I can't seem to find the link to where I can submit my Tool Time fanfic...
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September 29, 2011 on Welcome To The Tim Allen Zone!
I have no idea what this post is about, but I don't really want anyone to tell me because I don't feel like it will improve my life.
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July 28, 2011 on First Look At The Men Of The Hunger Games
Dammit Kelly. I didn't even have watch the scene again, just being reminded of it made me well up. #crybabywussgum
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July 28, 2011 on Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time
Though I should thank her, she did just give me all the ammo ever to get my little brother back for the whole "lick all my stuff" phase of our childhood.
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July 18, 2011 on Being Annoying Is Adorable
You guys I am never hanging out with Kelly.
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July 18, 2011 on Being Annoying Is Adorable
I'm going with "Yay," because as all monsters know, we should all be so lucky to find something in this world that makes us happy.
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July 14, 2011 on Videogum Is Forever, At Least For DS3M
Kelly, your commentary made me laugh so hard I am literally in tears, at my desk, at work, which is well...awkward, but so worth it. Thanks!
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July 8, 2011 on Chopsticks: The Unspoken Hardship Of Adulthood
Deliverance: Four uppity city boys ruin the peace and quiet of a rural town.
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July 8, 2011 on Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies
I had the same thing happen! I broke from my vegetarianism to try one because of all the things I have heard about it, I was so excited. It was just a burger, it wasn't bad, like Kelly said, it was just a burger.
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July 8, 2011 on Girl Cries Because She Is Overcome With Love For The Very Normal Burger Chain In-N-Out
What happened to "pranks are the lamest"?
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July 7, 2011 on First Look At Some Dwarves From Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit
Spread (2009) HD Free Available Until 12/26/2011 Ashton Kutcher, Anne Heche HD Version. HD Television & Cablebox required. A sex comedy centered on a homeless gigolo who uses rich women to survive. A good plan. Another Anne Heche movie, but updated with gratuitous sex scenes. Very good plan.
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July 6, 2011 on This Is Just A Good DVR Description
Well it has to be cold enough that you freeze your tongue or you might find out how terrible it tastes...
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July 6, 2011 on Jean Claude Van Damme Is In A British Coor’s Lite Commercial, OBVIOUSLY
I think the Baldwin thing is completely different. That was his personal family business (not that it was a healthy family dynamic or anything) that was not intended for a public audience. Also, he didn't endorse verbal child abuse, Tracy Morgan endorsed violence against homosexuals. Seriously though, poor Tina Fey. I love how in both of these scenarios, we've all turned to her like you better explain this, you're reasonable, what is this?
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June 14, 2011 on Tracy Morgan Appears To Be Making Pretty Decent Amends Actually
This whole scenario just proved to me that I'm never going to be able to like a celebrity. I think it is just impossible to stay a decent, grounded human being when you are surrounded by people who indulge your every whim because of your wealth/fame.
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June 14, 2011 on Tracy Morgan Appears To Be Making Pretty Decent Amends Actually
Genius. Any fruit allergies I should be aware of?
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June 14, 2011 on BREAKING TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT NEWS: PLAYBOY SUED
Being a proud owner of both, I'm Switzerland in this war. However, I will say this, ahem, anyone who thinks cats are smarter has obviously never had a dog.
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May 10, 2011 on This Dog Makes My Case About Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
I know! They even talked about puppies!
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April 29, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode One
So wait? If I dye myself blue do you think Jon Hamm would pick me up? I'm just asking, because you know, I'm open to it.
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April 29, 2011 on Jon Hamm Goes On A Road Trip With A Puppet
Scenes filmed on Cybertron? Nope. Megatron vs. Starscream power struggle final showdown? Nope. Primus? Nope. Unicron? Nope. Transformers 3: Still not the Transformers movie I spent my childhood dreaming about.
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April 29, 2011 on Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer, You Guys
More like Kidz Stop! #amirite
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April 28, 2011 on Kidz Bop FINALLY Covers “Single Ladies”
I got excited for a second thinking it would be a bunch of Chavs which would be the best show ever, but then it was just a bunch of guidos* with British accents. *You guys call them lorries in the UK.
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April 28, 2011 on Oh Good, England Is Getting Its Own Jersey Shore
Reading everyone's stories is incredible. I knew we were all a bunch of nerds (we do spend our days hanging out in a blog community) but it always amazes me how many people were bullied, especially people who are so funny and cool. I'm watching my Godson go through the same thing now and I'm actually glad I was bullied because I know how to help him. I'm the cool adult in his life, I sneak him out of school and take him driving (he's 13), I fill his iPod full of gangster rap and crusty punk jams, and I let him watch movies with nudity and violence (his mom would kill me if she knew all these things, lol). So when I told him that I had the same problems, he was literally shocked. He couldn't believe that someone so cool (in his eyes obvs) could be picked on. The best part is now whenever something happens he comes to me, and I help him get through it. I tell him to befriend the other kids who are getting bullied, to stick up for them, because they're stronger as a group, and frankly, those kids usually grow up to lead the culture. I also try to break him outside of that world, take to him to places where he can meet other kids his age (the arcade, carnival, motorcross races, etc.). I tell him to focus on school and playing guitar, because they'll mean something one day, not the social stuff. I even sat him down and showed him the kids who were really mean to me on Facebook and how they are gross losers now. Things are getting better now. Two weeks ago he was jumped in the locker room, but this time it was because he was standing up for another kid AND he hit back (he still had the serious crap beat out of him, it was not pretty but still). Then afterwards he told the Principal the truth about what happened, instead of being too scared to rat out the other kids. I could not be more proud of him! He's such an awesome kid, I could cry when I think about it. I think that's how we'll fix this problem. All of us who have been bullied, we now have the hindsight and the strength to know how to handle it. So we just need to pass on our knowledge and experiences to the kids that are being bullied. The only way to get it to really stop, is to have the kids handle it themselves. So we have to help them get the skills and confidence to do so.
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April 27, 2011 on The Bully Project Trailer, You Guys
Seriously, I actually wrote this company about two years ago because some of their flavors have both aspertame and HFCS (BOTH! What?!). Their labels should actually read: "Crush cup instead of eating."
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April 27, 2011 on Yoplait Determined To End The Scourge Of Squirrels With Their Heads Caught In Yogurt Cups