HMS Goose

Comments from HMS Goose

FT, that's one of the boldest admissions I've ever seen of VG. I disagree strongly with with your hatred, in fact your opinion is inconceivable, but have nothing but respect for your audacity.
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I work for a pretty awesome place, where everyone is pretty great and chill (but not like "beers in the mini-fridge, dude!" chill, regular chill, like regular, good people) and this one guy used to always be like "I can't wait to get out of this place" in a super angry tone. I never got that guy. And he was the one that rode his bike to work in full-on brand-splattered spandex bike gear, and wore rainbow toe socks so that his toes would fit into his "business casual" black felt vibram five-fingers.
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October 9, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Saying “Hump Day” At School
Women running and crying and laughing is our generation's women laughing while eating salads
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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote
You just wrote my five people you meet in heaven. Of course, with them it's like wishing for more wishes because it turns out to be three people, but all the amazing characters they bring along...
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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote
Sometimes I go to start listening to a comedy podcast, and glance down at the running time and wince a little, but then I see that PFT is on it, and I'm like. OK, everything's gonna be O.K. Ok as in I will pee a little at some point. I love that guy's impressions, because he focuses so much more on just creating a funny and original character using the original imressionee as simply a jumping off point. PFT Iced Tea, so little like Iced Tea, but PFT Iced Tea is such an endearing guy, I always look forward to him.
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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote
So much like us that we sit at our cubicle and wish so hard that our moms would mellow out a little on Facebook.
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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote
yes indeed, and that was such a prime cut of CBB.
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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote
Don Drapranks strikes again
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October 9, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
My hot olds* nomination, if that's we're doing here, is Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman of UCOS. She is a fox. *hollywood definition
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October 8, 2013 on But Is Scarlett Johansson Your Sexiest Woman Alive?
miss u, Bill-as-anyone-ever-hell-even-bill-as-the-phonebook
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October 7, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus
I'm surprised he didn't mention that Obama is against global warming because he doesn't want his enormous antarctic tunnels that lead to the NWO secret under-ice base to be destroyed...A rare miss, lizard man!
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October 7, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Alex Jones Shouts About The Affordable Care Act While Wearing A Top Hat And A Lizard Mask
I know. This makes me ask a very internet-age question: Quentin Tarantino, insufferable hipster or impeccable troll?
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October 7, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Someone should tell her that "grab some tissues" often means something REALLY different on the internet. -Chandler
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October 7, 2013 on Now THIS Is How You Advertise A Local Murder!
bigfoot meetcute
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October 4, 2013 on HOLD UP, IS BIGFOOT REAL?
The GREs make me want to grab all of higher education and shake them and say "NO! NO. You need to get off your ass and think of a REAL way to decide who should be in your graduate program. No more of this bullshit. Get back to work!"
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October 3, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I just watched sifl and ollie for the first time, at the recommendation of a dog-park acquainance and the first clip I watched was chester talking about a squirrel. Oh man, your avatar and comment are so on point here, and I'm glad I now have the background knowledge to appreciate why.
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September 27, 2013 on Today We Are All Someone In This Video Of A Family Learning What Happens To Bunnies In The Wild
Watching the RDJ thing led me back to the Iron Baby video. Man, that is a good Iron Baby video. 10/10 would watch an entire baby Avengers movie. If directed with the same care, abandon, cuteness and irreverence as this vid was, it would be amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoA4LXQco4
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September 27, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Has anyone else started to get the "you brush too hard, your gums are receding" speech from the dentist? I have at least one extended period of anxiety a day that I've already set myself up for early gum-loss and teeth-losing. This is followed by anger. Why am I just hearing about this now?! all my life it seemed the like the only thing I could do wrong was not brush enough! I would have been being more careful all along... And also, Kelly, love you, change nothing, unless you get inspired to, then, hey, I trust you. You're awesome.
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September 27, 2013 on It’s Time For Our Routine Checkup
Yeah, I thought it was in Queens, but then I realized that that's called "Westray & Sons"
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September 27, 2013 on The World’s Shortest Commercial Flight
No strong feelings to report on any of these. I was amused, and that's all I ask. The flu that just kicked my and ladyGoose's asses may have something to blame for my lack of response. However, I did (during a self-imposed long weeked) just binge all of season 1 Orange is the New Black, so if you all would kindly direct me to your Pennsatucky comments, I'm ready to upvote them now.
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September 27, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Ever seen the best movie ever, Microcosmos? There's an amazing snail scene in that, but it's more xtube that youtube...
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September 25, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top Ten Animal Videos
But what if the bear was going to the bar just trying to call his son to let him know that the package was for him, even though it was going to Louis' house...
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September 25, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top Ten Animal Videos
But Ladieeeesss, 136K+ youtube hiiiiiits. We know you can't resist that adsense $$$ -r i ch y o utube$in gles.biz
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September 25, 2013 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Ramen Noodles Beard Bowl
Watching a show about agents of S.H.I.E.L.D seems very Rosecrantz and Guildenstern are Dead to me...is there some of that?
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September 25, 2013 on Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Hmm?