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Comments from natures candy

FT, that’s one of the boldest admissions I’ve ever seen of VG. I disagree strongly with with your hatred, in fact your opinion is inconceivable, but have nothing but respect for your audacity.

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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I work for a pretty awesome place, where everyone is pretty great and chill (but not like “beers in the mini-fridge, dude!” chill, regular chill, like regular, good people) and this one guy used to always be like “I can’t wait to get out of this place” in a super angry tone. I never got that guy. And he was the one that rode his bike to work in full-on brand-splattered spandex bike gear, and wore rainbow toe socks so that his toes would fit into his “business casual” black felt vibram five-fingers.

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October 9, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Saying “Hump Day” At School

Women running and crying and laughing is our generation’s women laughing while eating salads

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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote

You just wrote my five people you meet in heaven. Of course, with them it’s like wishing for more wishes because it turns out to be three people, but all the amazing characters they bring along…

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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote

Sometimes I go to start listening to a comedy podcast, and glance down at the running time and wince a little, but then I see that PFT is on it, and I’m like. OK, everything’s gonna be O.K. Ok as in I will pee a little at some point. I love that guy’s impressions, because he focuses so much more on just creating a funny and original character using the original imressionee as simply a jumping off point. PFT Iced Tea, so little like Iced Tea, but PFT Iced Tea is such an endearing guy, I always look forward to him.

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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote

So much like us that we sit at our cubicle and wish so hard that our moms would mellow out a little on Facebook.

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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote

yes indeed, and that was such a prime cut of CBB.

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October 9, 2013 on Robin Thicke Confronts Alan Thicke About His Us Weekly Quote

Don Drapranks strikes again

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October 9, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

My hot olds* nomination, if that’s we’re doing here, is Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman of UCOS. She is a fox.

*hollywood definition

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October 8, 2013 on But Is Scarlett Johansson Your Sexiest Woman Alive?

miss u, Bill-as-anyone-ever-hell-even-bill-as-the-phonebook

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October 7, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus

I’m surprised he didn’t mention that Obama is against global warming because he doesn’t want his enormous antarctic tunnels that lead to the NWO secret under-ice base to be destroyed…A rare miss, lizard man!

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October 7, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Alex Jones Shouts About The Affordable Care Act While Wearing A Top Hat And A Lizard Mask

I know. This makes me ask a very internet-age question: Quentin Tarantino, insufferable hipster or impeccable troll?

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October 7, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

Someone should tell her that “grab some tissues” often means something REALLY different on the internet.

-Chandler

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October 7, 2013 on Now THIS Is How You Advertise A Local Murder!

bigfoot meetcute

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October 4, 2013 on HOLD UP, IS BIGFOOT REAL?

cuter…or more suggestive?

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October 3, 2013 on This Is Your Relationship: The Extreme Cheapskates Couple That Shares Dental Floss

The GREs make me want to grab all of higher education and shake them and say “NO! NO. You need to get off your ass and think of a REAL way to decide who should be in your graduate program. No more of this bullshit. Get back to work!”

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October 3, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I blame shaggy

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October 3, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Billy Zane on Totally Laime?

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October 2, 2013 on Billy Zane Gets To The Bottom Of The Government Shutdown