Comments from nicole

personal life involving banging ryan reynolds > any type of work
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July 30, 2013 on Blake Lively IS The Quote Of The Day
as long as han solo saves his wife and his family it will work out ok
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November 1, 2012 on Mark Hamill Knew About The Star Wars News For A Year?!?
Just add some cold fresh fruit and milk to that oatmeal and it will be fine.
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August 24, 2012 on The Internet Is Safer Than We Think
i don't have a suggestion but i'll know it when i hear it
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May 21, 2012 on Kristen Stewart Has The World’s Shittiest Life
kyle chandler looks like marcus mumford and they are both sexy i would allow them the honor to tell ME something, AYO
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May 11, 2012 on Can Coach Taylor Talk To You About Something?
everytime i see his signs i think they are anti-santorum because the eagle in the "o" looks like a circle with a slash through it. someone very clever is on the inside...
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March 8, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum
Hey monsters - how about letting one million moms know what narrow minded asshats they are? they want your feedback: "We appreciate hearing from our members. If you would like to send us a comment, criticism, or word of thanks, please send it to:" will do.
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February 8, 2012 on Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny’s Brand Image
i disagree - i love it long time
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February 6, 2012 on This Is Just A Very Racist Political Ad
•about drinking margaritas? silly question •I feel america really connects with my laid back attitude •I know...right? •The cocaine helped with that •Yes...and fantastic •I'm a millionaire, •That sounds about right. •Great! have you seen her lately? looks 21 still. •She far surpassed me. mostly because she didnt have to talk to much during tapings •are you even human? new episodes air 5 days a week at 7pm •who?
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January 26, 2012 on Host Of Wheel Of Fortune ISN’T A Job You Have To Do Sober?
i'm less concerned with how he's talking because i'm focused on why he is walking like gollum
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January 9, 2012 on The ShamWow Guy Is The Schticky Guy Now
apparently the boy @1:51 is to cool for a high five. CMON kid! no one is EVER to cool for a high five.
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December 2, 2011 on It Is A Friday Morning During The Holiday Season, Is It Not?
the only thing more annoying than a crying, unintelligible child is.... well, tom brady
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December 1, 2011 on I Hate Tom Brady
right?! been doing this for years - zero results
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September 29, 2011 on The Free Flexor Is OUR Generation’s Shake Weight
you love its EYES?!?!?! the EYES are cute? you can make it up - kelly is in love with steve buscemi, buys hot buscemi minidress, wears dress while watching fargo, then volunteers as a firewoman in little italy to realy connect to her crush
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August 4, 2011 on Scary Demon Puppy And Also Other Puppies
more useful info from an average, working mom
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July 8, 2011 on Quote Of The Day
that's why all the humans are OUTSIDE the van. they know
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June 10, 2011 on Give Us A Smile C’Moonnnnn
I wish his ticket would have been $130 what a dick
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June 9, 2011 on Bicyclist Gets A Ticket, Makes A Silly Video
"I literally just died while watching that nightmare video" - rachel zoe
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June 3, 2011 on Thank God It’s Fnightmares
thats a reply to monsterbeard. PFFFFFT!
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May 27, 2011 on Well, This Lindsay Lohan “Short Film” Is Terrible
this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends not with a bang but a $25000 cartoon chain
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May 26, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Justin Bieber Has A $25,000 “Stewie” Chain
two points - hollywood continues to have no idea what being broke is like. stop acting like you didn't know jim caviezels name.
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May 20, 2011 on Even More, You Know, Upfronts
the last sentence of ashton's lecture - "and students, if you don't understand what i mean - just buy the butterfly effect on dvd and it will explain everything."
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April 14, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ashton Kutcher Did NOT Give A College Lecture On Newtonian Physics
why not just "age mingle"? all the extra apostrophes indicate you should go to a legit website if you feel the need to date someone over a decade younger than you
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April 13, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Czech President Steals Pen
i'm a little late to the comment party - but this must be said. these ads do not make sense. that is, they're supposed to show what "real men" do - shave, make their own meal and do their own laundry, for example. but none of the men in the ads are doing those things properly. i mean - bradley cooper puts milk in the box of cereal and eats it with a serving spoon - that is not the proper way to eat breakfast. like maybe bobby flay should have whipped up a delish grilled salmon with mango corn salsa and a warm lentil salad with goat cheese to show how a real man cooks a meal. and ashton just throws his socks away instead of actually washing them - that is not the proper way to get clothing clean. like get the maytag man in there. my point being - if you are going to make a psa about something as real, scary and disturbing as child slavery and human trafficking, perhaps the ads should at least make sense.
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April 12, 2011 on Ashton Kutcher’s New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane
no kidding! if i were there last night my missed connection would have read - you: button up blue shirt and blue moon. me: e-crush on you for at least three years. lets hook it up! thats not at all creepy, right? RIGHT?
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April 8, 2011 on Happy Third Birthday, Videogum!