Nicolina Marie

Comments from Nicolina Marie

Thursday night tv is so incredibly great. Are we all cowabunga on this?
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October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Headless Horseman and Charlie Kelly's Green Man sure raised one hell of a kid! Nothing about this post is mediocre. Everything about this post is a gift. Thanks Amil!
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October 29, 2009 on The Very Best Pumpkin Head Halloween Dance Of All Time In The World
"I was once in a bikini and you looker younger than I thought. All about me, it's a good thing." - Martha Stewart
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October 28, 2009 on Martha Stewart Does Not Watch Mad Men
YES! Horrid film! Nail polish color was a plot point!!!
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October 26, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gone In 60 Seconds
Can't he host the Emmy's or the Oscars? The reason I like the Golden Globes is b/c it has no host and goes by quickly. I'm sure he'll be great, he always is, but must we make it longer? Kate Winslet will have no time to have orgasms when she receives awards if there is a host! Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoIjkgPbDJs (about 22sec in)
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October 26, 2009 on Ricky Gervais To Host The Golden Globes
Never leave again, Joan Harris and Roger Sterling. You are so glorious and we all really miss you when you guys are gone. Horse meat and hobos. THIS SHOW DOES IT ALL!
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October 26, 2009 on Mad Men S03E11: See Dick Cry
I guess there is going to a puppet murder. You know how you can't spell puppetslaughter without laughter! I trust 30 Rock, they haven't failed me so far. Tina and company, take me down into the crevasse. Sometimes you have to go down to get back up.
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October 24, 2009 on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
We don't want no part of your dumb ass Comedy Central Show, ya freak bitch!
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October 24, 2009 on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
"What's for dinner tonight? I want pierogies!" - Tracy Jordan 30 Rock killed it last night. The Office was okay. It's amazing how much joy I get out of Jim and Pam swearing. Those beeps and blurry mouths slay me.
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October 23, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Creed crying during that aria killed me. More Creed indeed.
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October 23, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Glenn Beck, Andy Rooney plays "Do You Remember a Simpler Time?" way better than you. He also doesn't cry. Nut up!
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October 20, 2009 on Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don’t Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore
"Put one of my girls in a balloon right now fake assistant! That could have been me with my own kick ass theme song!" - Kim "Tardy for the Party" Zolciak
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October 20, 2009 on Richard Heene’s Psyience Detective Theme Song
Cranston......why are you crying?
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October 20, 2009 on In England, They Call “Sitcoms” “Lorries”
I truly think she is on the Autism Spectrum. Watch this and see if you agree. I hate that I've seen this, ugh http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=bd47936b-5f2a-45b0-879e-6c51e00c177b
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October 19, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey
Only in our dreams Brandon M, only in our dreams.
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October 19, 2009 on Mad Men: We All Have Epilepsy
I was surprised by Gerard Butler. I was thinking, "Hey you aren't that funny, but you really go for it. You are a pleasure to watch." I really expected him to be garbage, but he wasn't. Good for you Gerard Butler. Jason Sudeikis can come to my dance party whenever he wants. High five for Floyd the Flower Guy!
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October 19, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: What Up With That?
Agreed. This episode was great, but we have only a few episodes left. Matthew Weiner, answer these questions please! 1) When is Betty going confront Don? 2) When are Pete and Peggy going to have it out about that whole "we have a child together thing"? 3) SAL! Is Sal okay? Did he get any? He deserves to. 4) Joan and Dr. Mediocre McRape need to split up. Do it. 5) Carla gets a new job. Will she get one? You have 3 episodes left Mr. Weiner. Get crackin.
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October 19, 2009 on Mad Men: We All Have Epilepsy
If we all watch Glee, maybe Fox will realize that it can have a hit comedy that doesn't involve Seth MacFarlane! USA! USA! Jane Lynch owns Glee. Watch just for Jane Lynch, the rest will fall into place.
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October 16, 2009 on Glee: A Treatise
I admit it Videogum! I used to love Jon & Kate, but not Jon & Kate. They were always terrible. I love their cute children and I really hope the remainder of their childhoods are kept as normal as they can be. I will miss Alexis and her reaction to aldergators however. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCQoX2OyUxM
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October 15, 2009 on Jon And Kate Cancelled!
Elmo. I fucking hate Elmo.
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October 14, 2009 on Who Should Die On TV?
Fozzy Bear would be another TV character I wouldn't mind seeing dead. This clip was horrifying.
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October 14, 2009 on How Could A Sniper “Prank” Possibly Go Wrong?
Is Hope the 80's Betty Draper but less interesting and less sexy? God Hope, read The Fountainhead and stop already. She is exhausting!
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October 14, 2009 on thirtysomething: We Gather Together
I have hope. He's going to be on 30 Rock making fun of himself and a puppet will be murdered. See! Jack also begins to meddle in Liz's (Fey) comedy series, pressuring her to make the show more appealing to "real Americans," not just intellectuals (translation: Dumb it down), he adds. "He and Liz make a trip down to Stone Mountain, Ga., Kenneth's hometown, to find a new comic voice, and they run afoul of a Southern ventriloquist played by Jeff Dunham," Carlock says. "Jack thinks he's the funniest thing he's ever seen and accuses Liz of Yankee snobbery. It all culminates in the murder of a ventriloquist doll. Jack and Liz can't go to small-town America and not get run out on a rail." http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39973554.html#cutid1
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October 13, 2009 on George Lopez To Continue The Attack On 10PM
How about Keenan's French Def Jam comedian Jean K. Jean? I liked it better when I was 10 and it was Pierre Escargot. Enjoy America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93sxInETZKo
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October 13, 2009 on Who Should Die On TV?
I did not watch this episode (yay?), but was there no Chuck and Blair? I enjoy their unceasingly ridiculous relationship. Also, when did Little J become Courtney Love Lite?
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October 13, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E05: Rufus And Lily Are No Jim And Pam. Also: Sonic Youth?
Very true. The great tragedy of this show for me is Carla and Joan. They are clearly the most capable people on the show that have the least amount of responsibility. It really breaks my heart to watch them. The episode last season where Joan was given a part in the TV department only to have it snatched away from her was devestating. I concur, MORE JOAN!
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October 13, 2009 on Mad Men: The Little Death
Stephen Merchant should be doing other, bigger, podcast-er things. On the plus side Julie Andrews b/c Julie Andrews is fun.
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October 12, 2009 on Don’t All Run To Fandango Your Tooth Fairy Tickets At Once!
I thought the Not Verizon Fios guy looked more like Heat Miser from "The Year Without a Santa Claus" Here he is, shaved and singing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo Snow Miser is obviously John Kerry who is not on Top Chef.
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August 20, 2009 on Top Chef: Sin City Is All In When The Chips Are Down
As far as I understood it, he's Mr. Pryce's assistant. He didn't want to be on the same level as the "typists" b/c of their small woman brains, so he complained to Joan. Joan then gave him his own office, knowing that Mr. Pryce would reprimand Moneypenny for how it looked considering all of the layoffs. Joan - 1 Moneypenny - 0. Also Joan always wins b/c look at Joan. Hope that helped!
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August 19, 2009 on Mad Men: Don Draper Gives Everyone The Business