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Fozzy Bear would be another TV character I wouldn't mind seeing dead. This clip was horrifying.
Is Hope the 80's Betty Draper but less interesting and less sexy? God Hope, read The Fountainhead and stop already. She is exhausting!
I have hope. He's going to be on 30 Rock making fun of himself and a puppet will be murdered. See! Jack also begins to meddle in Liz's (Fey) comedy series, pressuring her to make the show more appealing to "real Americans," not just intellectuals (translation: Dumb it down), he adds. "He and Liz make a trip down to Stone Mountain, Ga., Kenneth's hometown, to find a new comic voice, and they run afoul of a Southern ventriloquist played by Jeff Dunham," Carlock says. "Jack thinks he's the funniest thing he's ever seen and accuses Liz of Yankee snobbery. It all culminates in the murder of a ventriloquist doll. Jack and Liz can't go to small-town America and not get run out on a rail." http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39973554.html#cutid1
How about Keenan's French Def Jam comedian Jean K. Jean? I liked it better when I was 10 and it was Pierre Escargot. Enjoy America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93sxInETZKo
I did not watch this episode (yay?), but was there no Chuck and Blair? I enjoy their unceasingly ridiculous relationship. Also, when did Little J become Courtney Love Lite?
Very true. The great tragedy of this show for me is Carla and Joan. They are clearly the most capable people on the show that have the least amount of responsibility. It really breaks my heart to watch them. The episode last season where Joan was given a part in the TV department only to have it snatched away from her was devestating. I concur, MORE JOAN!
Stephen Merchant should be doing other, bigger, podcast-er things. On the plus side Julie Andrews b/c Julie Andrews is fun.
I thought the Not Verizon Fios guy looked more like Heat Miser from "The Year Without a Santa Claus" Here he is, shaved and singing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo Snow Miser is obviously John Kerry who is not on Top Chef.
As far as I understood it, he's Mr. Pryce's assistant. He didn't want to be on the same level as the "typists" b/c of their small woman brains, so he complained to Joan. Joan then gave him his own office, knowing that Mr. Pryce would reprimand Moneypenny for how it looked considering all of the layoffs. Joan - 1 Moneypenny - 0. Also Joan always wins b/c look at Joan. Hope that helped!
Jay Leno is not my style, but I do think that what NBC did to him was shitty. He got good ratings and he should have stayed if he wanted to. I LOVE Conan and am thrilled he got the Tonight Show, which he is great at and deserves. But Jay Leno couldn't just bow out? Really? Now Conan is sandwiched between Leno and Fallon? Why does NBC want Conan to feel more awkward than he already does being a giant, red-headed pale man? Now he has to be the one to keep viewers after Leno and stretch them into Fallon? Yikes!
Most ascot-y movie ever. Seriously.
I Can't Look at Justin Bartha the Same Way Even Though I Liked "The Hangover" - Gigli The Robin Williams' Story - Mrs. Doubtfire Come Back Andrew McCarthy, I Actually Sat Through This Movie Last Week As An Adult - Mannequin
I can't decide what is the saddest: 1. This show 2. Andy Cohen's weird after show nightmare 3. Andy Cohen as a whole 4. The fact that I know these things exist.
If you listen closely, you can hear The Lonely Island guys softly weeping. Or writing lyrics.
I did not see Julie and Julia yet, but I heard Meryl's voice on a preview while the tv was on in another room and am ashamed to say that for a split second I thought, "Mrs. Doubtfire?" I will still go see this movie, no worries.
Truth! Also, Jeremy Piven was cast as fictional George Costanza on Seinfeld mainly b/c of his baldness. You can't fool us!
JD! You ass! What will Turk and Dr. Cox think! This could have had a two-episode arc!
I am nominating Because I Said So again. That movie shouldn't have happened.
So when Tim McGraw hosted SNL, I thought it was a little off, but other musicians have hosted so I thought nothing of it. Then I noticed he was promoting HIS MOVIE "Four Christmases" What? He's an actor now? That's how it's gonna go down Tim McGraw? You are just going to take off your hat and you're an actor now? PEOPLE HE IS CLARK KENT-ING/SUPERMAN-ING YOU! His real name is DICK WHITMAN!
They did do a 30 Rock parody. Liz Lemon IS a lemon! I love it. PS. I'm a teacher, don't judge me for knowing these things. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxv7qi3BJI
You know she doesn't even know about the Food Network. I can just picture her planning this out thinking, "This is going to be so great for middle America, visual learning of cooking along with verbal explanations!" Groan. Also, bitch does not eat white potoatoes. She'd sooner die or Madonna would knock them out of her mouth and then take her to the gym to "shock" her abs! I do not care for Gwyneth! Yikes!
I'm now looking for an avatar that says Cat Porn! That is much better than my avatar, so thank you!
I'm now looking for an avatar that says Cat Porn! That is much better than my avatar, so thank you!
This movie is so bad! Thank you Gabe. I will say that whenever I see Sandra Bullock on a talk show or something, I really enjoy her. Why does she do such shit movies? Nevermind, I put a letter in my mailbox for her, I should get an answer soon.
She is gifted. She could describe her BM's and make them sound pretentious. Jay-Z, stop being friends with her!
Gabe you are so brave for doing another round. Good for you. Also, I saw a scene of Elizabethtown this weekend. I say scene b/c it was between Orlando Bloom and Paula Deen and my mind exploded! Why is Paula Deen in that movie?! In other news, I nominate Little Black Book and Because I Said So. These are just terrible, awful movies.
Am I really supposed to believe that those men do not want to have sex with those incredibly attractive women? I'll pick up for Lindsay and say I wish this movie had some Paul Rudd.
"It was time to just marry her. Period." - Tommy Manzo So basically Dina earned her keep so she was allowed the glorious privilege of being Mrs. Tommy Manzo. Dina, this is why Lexi hoards candy. Sadness.
I've seen movies where robots finally learn to love, but not robot hookers finally learning to love! I love you Nikki Coke Voice 3000!
My thoughts exactly. Ricky and Stephen DO SOMETHING TO HELP HER!
Rocky Dennis! Where the hell is Cher in this video?
I just want to know why she insists on keeping that horrible Cougar Den SNL sketch alive. Why Cameron?
Live Together Die Alone as in the rest of the world can live together and that Bolivian news station can, well, you know.
I don't get why his blog got to be so popular in the first place. Does anyone know? Kelly Clarkson, you are my favorite.
Number 5 is basically my daydreams. This is what I'm thinking about when I'm at meetings. There it is America.