NikTheDuck

Comments from NikTheDuck

Well - that, and a girl who makes a good 'bitch face'.
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September 13, 2013 on ATTN: Robert Pattinson Has Revealed What He’s Looking For In A New Girlfriend!
Wait... THAT is the kid from Road to Perdition? The one whose eyes gave me the creeps? Excuse me while I facebook-friend every weirdo guy from high school.
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July 25, 2013 on Is Tyler Hoechlin Too Beautiful To Be Batman, Or Just Beautiful Enough?
Maybe it's due to one too many creepy Easter Bunnies in my lifetime, but that bunny video is slightly horrifying. Must. Now. Click. Puppy. Wakeup.
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June 12, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
I know, I know... I actually thought about that while typing. But my first thought was "Jim!" so I went with my gut.
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February 15, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Tom Hanks Going Bananas Over Olivia Wilde’s Engagement Ring
Are you SURE they're at a basketball game and not just avoiding eye contact at a Chet Haze show?
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February 12, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Tom Hanks Going Bananas Over Olivia Wilde’s Engagement Ring
I'm way too distracted on how much he looks like Jim from The Office to caption. (In fact, I'm still eyeing the pic suspiciously)
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February 12, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Tom Hanks Going Bananas Over Olivia Wilde’s Engagement Ring
I wanted to make a comparison to this & some type of nightmare teabagging joke, but I'm sobbing too hard to think clearly.
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February 6, 2013 on Is This Herbal Tea Commercial Too Scary Or Just Scary Enough?
It was adorable until that little bitch tried to step on him. WTF.
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February 6, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Jersey Shore: Rum flavored ice cream with Meatballs & Steroids. Sprinkled with just enough parmesan cheese to smell of feet.
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January 29, 2013 on Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors!
What's the over/under on the number of times he has watched Edward Scissorhands in his lifetime?
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January 28, 2013 on Clawz: Finally, A Way For Maniacs To Cut Hair
For what it's worth, I would drink the shit out of that wine.
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January 23, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Way To Describe Wine
All I could focus on was that they used WAY too much shampoo on Benny.
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December 5, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
This actually brought out the exact same terror I have whenever I see the older sister in Pet Sematary.
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November 2, 2012 on Excuse Me, Sir, Your Child’s Costume Is Too Scary
In her defense, dealing with a hurricane for a couple days seems like nothing when you've been a walking trainwreck for 10 years
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October 29, 2012 on Lindsay Lohan Would Like Everyone To Relax
http://i48.tinypic.com/123tshu.jpg
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October 25, 2012 on Colbert’s October Surprise For Donald Trump
(If I could thumbs-down myself, I would) #nicetryNik
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October 25, 2012 on Colbert’s October Surprise For Donald Trump
Louie! [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/123tshu.jpg[/IMG]
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October 25, 2012 on Colbert’s October Surprise For Donald Trump
Moons Over My Smeagol... with a side of ranch** **Say anything you want about the food but Denny's ranch is legit.
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October 24, 2012 on Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll
Actually I take that back. Looks more like 'Interview With The Midlife Crisis'
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October 9, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Brad Pitt With Dreadlocks
"omg!NOW" (Huh? What do you mean that's already been taken??)
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October 9, 2012 on What Should The Tagline For Mindy Kaling’s New Rom-Com Be?
As much as I loved the original, a sequel sounds horrible. There is no way I'd be able to stomach hearing tiny-head-Beetlejuice's voice throughout the entire movie. I would like to see how the model of the tiny town has grown up though.
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September 25, 2012 on Might Winona Ryder Not Reprise Her Role In Beetlejuice 2?!
The Prometheus DVD. DVD! I got excited about the mental picture and hit submit too fast!
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September 19, 2012 on That’s Your DJ: The Engineer From Prometheus
In related news, Jon Hamm just purchased the Prometheus for future use.
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September 19, 2012 on That’s Your DJ: The Engineer From Prometheus
I was really bothered when she took a sip of that full cup of coffee at the end, because it should have definitely spilled from the angle she was holding it. Then I realized there are larger problems in the world ... mainly, the fact that I just watched an entire Nickelback video & now the song is stuck in my head. I'm tempted to pull up that ice cream baby video just to make the past 5:41 minutes go away.
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August 20, 2012 on Jason Alexander IS Nickelback