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I'm no entomologist, but I think that I can say with absolute scientific certainty that ladybugs are the highest predator of the bug world and are effectively tiny polka-dotted dragons.
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November 28, 2012 on Better Ways To Deal With A Spider
Hey, but within the vacuum of fundamental universal purpose. There is a limitless canvas of opportunity to create and apply your own purposes and to fill your life up with nearly infinite wonder and meaning. In not only infinite quantity or quality but also nigh infinite variation. So, that's pretty cool, right? Pretty cool.
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November 28, 2012 on Does The Universe Have A Purpose?
I don't mind bugs or spiders. Usually I will just capture a spider and release it back into the wild in a field that seems to have too many mosquitoes for my liking. I don't know if spiders prey on mosquitoes but at the very least they will make them very uncomfortable when the field's walls are breathing with spider babies.
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November 28, 2012 on Better Ways To Deal With A Spider
That is my local ABC news reporter Gustavo Almodovar. What is my Gustavo Almodovar doing on non-local internets?
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November 8, 2012 on Everybody Needs “A Thing”
I would like to nominate: Joan Holloway - President Annie Edison - Vice President badideajeans - Scretary of State Coach Taylor - Secretary of Defense Leslie Knope - Secretary of the Interior Nucky Thompson - Secretary of the Treasury
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November 6, 2012 on Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President
Daria really should have been eternal. Like The Simpsons are. How do teenage girls even cope with Daria-less existence?
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November 6, 2012 on Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President
Ben can't be 1st Gentleman and VP. (also Leslie's last name will be Wyatt by the time she is ready to seriously consider presidential candidacy) I'm just going to leave this here... Wyatt/Ludgate
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November 6, 2012 on Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President
The best television show to ever air is a threeway tie between Buffy the vampire Slayer, Gilmore Girls, and Veronica Mars. Everyone knows that.
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November 5, 2012 on Important And Obvious Reminder About The Ways Of The World
Three hairless aliens connected by one long strip of bacon. (you won't convince me otherwise)
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November 5, 2012 on Homophobic Facebook Group Uses Degrassi: The Next Generation To Promote Hateful Agenda #HateFAIL
I blame the straights for pretty much everything that is wrong with society.
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November 5, 2012 on Homophobic Facebook Group Uses Degrassi: The Next Generation To Promote Hateful Agenda #HateFAIL
I have it on good Irish authority (whiskey) that 1 upvote = 1 four leaf clover. So I am going to give you all of the luck I can!! Good luck!! Have fun!!!!!!!!
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November 2, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Please choose Carrot Top.
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November 2, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
He IS, isn't he? I knew it.
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November 2, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Angelina's head is three sizes too small for her body. And her face is still exactly the same. This one is just lazy and bad.
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November 2, 2012 on What If Jennifer Aniston Was A “Fat Ugly Normal Person”?!
I was think about doing a series of digital paintings of stick figures with celebrity dicks drawn on their faces. So I am glad we are kind of in the same place creatively right now. I am positive the Phallicist movement will be very influential culturally.
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November 2, 2012 on What If Jennifer Aniston Was A “Fat Ugly Normal Person”?!
I wish I had something witty or valuable to add. But I just wanted to say that I think that Gabe has exactly the correct take on this and made really good points. The only thing uglifying pretty people accomplishes is in some way brings attention to the fact that 1.) they are so pretty that you need photoshop to make them not be sooooo much better than you, and 2.) that the artist thinks that normal people are fat and poor dressers (and that by extension since he puts some effort into his appearance he is practically a celebrity (ooooo so much social status he has!)(let's all be pretty like him and celebrities))
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November 2, 2012 on What If Jennifer Aniston Was A “Fat Ugly Normal Person”?!
I am also very concerned that Romney might win. I'm pretty sure he won Florida which helps him win more than I'd like it to.
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November 1, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Reading this I think I finally understand what it must be like to be a woman looking at Benedict Cumberbatch holding a baby...
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November 1, 2012 on Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits
This is what I am talking about. There will never be a single day without horrible banal Star Wars news for the next 15 years. I hate you Star Chores!!!!
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November 1, 2012 on Mark Hamill Knew About The Star Wars News For A Year?!?
I think that that statement very accurately encompasses a larger discontent with all of modern Hollywood, for me at least. It would be a much nobler thing to fail at ambitious creative endeavors that bring new ideas into the world. Than to bring to market old ideas in aesthetically pleasing new packaging as a way of leveraging name recognition for monetary gain at the expense of anything artistically or intellectually valuable. But. Capitalism and everything. You get what you'll pay for.
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November 1, 2012 on Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits
I think that the only one of his movies that I would truly call both original and creative is, yeah, probably Frighteners. Bad Taste, lol, I mean, was practically a student film really. I think he is mostly a competent facilitator of quality motion pictures. I don't know how much we are all missing out on because Jackson stopped churning out original materials. (I do need to see Frighteners again soon though! That movie was really good.)
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November 1, 2012 on Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits
I like Heavenly Creatures a lot. But I don't think in general Jackson's work was ever hugely "original". (even Heavenly Creatures is an adaptation of a true crime story)
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November 1, 2012 on Finally, A Pre-Flight Safety Video For Nerds And Hobbits
You are now my comedy idol.
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November 1, 2012 on David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Kelly, Halloween was yesterday. So what's with the "hair raising" video?
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November 1, 2012 on Frank’s Hair
Oh gawd no. This is a nightmare. Now there will never be Star Peace. They will be beating the last scraps of money out of this dead horse until a long time from now in a galaxy that is very close (because it is this exact galaxy that we are in right now).
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October 31, 2012 on Star Wars: Episode 7
I hate Star Wars.
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October 31, 2012 on Star Wars: Episode 7
I find Courtney Stodden endlessly fascinating. Even people's reactions to her existence are tiny little miracles of psychology. Because you are supposed to hate her. That is the correct feeling about Courtney Stodden (because boobs). And you are also supposed to hate her husband. You are supposed to hate her husband for having sex with a teenager and making her his child bride when she clearly had no where near the emotional or mental maturity to be in such a relationship. And you are supposed to hate her mother for facilitating the systemic objectification and molestation of her young daughter. But mainly we all need to hate Courtney Stodden. (because cleavage) She sometimes seems slightly less dumb than her critics make her out to be. And is the victim of a horribly unhealthy upbringing and has half a dozen adults suckling at the fame generated by her tits (which somehow manages to be even more unsettling than it sounds). But we shouldn't feel any compassion towards her or at any point show her the slightest support. (because she wears tight clothes) ...I feel like Courtney Stodden has made society the monster and we are now staring at the dark reflections of our own callousness through the looking glass of a teenage girl exposed. And we have thus become a part of the freak show that we have helped to create with our blithe neglect of basic ethics.
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October 30, 2012 on Happy Halloween From Courtney Stodden And Doug Huthchison!
But in the book they have pleasant sleepy venom!! So it was like a brutally peaceful killing.
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October 30, 2012 on Are You There, Internet, It’s Me, Hurricane Blogs