Mr. Orange Pompadour crowned adorable sloth,
I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
-Noam Chomsky
This is exactly what I did.
But the storm only made pulling into the harbor and stepping onto beautiful dry land that much more sweet.
That much more sweet.
I am blushing!!
Maybe we could have baby monsters night?
Say, in a roller rink/video arcade?
Or a local playscape?
Maybe we could rent a moon-bounce and smoke machine and get blindfolds and put grapes in a cup and TELL EVERYONE THEY ARE EYES BECAUSE EWWWW!!!
It will be so awesome
Conceivably
I could make the trip to New York.
Inconceivably,
I could build a time machine that would fast forward me a year in time when I will be 21.
I figure I should work on the latter.
Now what did I do with my flux capacitor...
This is what I see every time I close my eyes.
Sleep has been scarce these last six years.
I may have killed a man.
Sometimes it's hard to remember...
Sometimes...
I've had to do as much every time I log out, but otherwise it remembers me and I've only had to actually log back in twice.
Still, it would be nice to log in without having to email myself a new password and stuff...
I went into a comic book store once and the guy gave me a bunch of free comics because it was art he loved and he wanted to share it.
That was a pretty cool comic book store employee!
Not once, but four times?
Geeeeeeeeeezzzzz
Oh, and not to be Stanley Factchecker over here, but how do we know this was actually kevin smith and not just some guy logged pretending to be him?
Er, anyways,
Kevin Smith should probably lighten up, toke up, get laid, let out some steam...
"Guttenberged!"
The new movie about a Steve Guttenberg who guttenbergs people when he overhears them planning on guttenberging him because he guttenberged some other people!
Let the guttenberging commence!
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