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I need to know how things worked out for that rat.

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December 22, 2013 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

So the public marriage proposal is one thing, but can we talk about the fact that he called her dad? Before he even proposed? Eeeugh.

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December 22, 2013 on The Most Personally Conflicting Public Marriage Proposal Of All Time

Not in NYC. It’s mandatory here.

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May 31, 2013 on What Is Patrick Stewart Even Talking About?

Shouldn’t that be a puppy? Don Draper loves puppies.

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May 22, 2013 on GIF Creator Steve Wilhite Drops A Bomb.GIF (Terrible)

I have always shipped them. I know that Stanley is a bit of a tomcat and that Phyllis is happy with Bob-Vance-Vance-Refrigeration, but I just like their *thing* and how it has developed over the years.

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May 18, 2013 on This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale

I passed it from afar on my commute yesterday. I was singing “Big Yellow Joint” to myself all day.

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May 17, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

From what I understand (all reliable information begins this way, no?), many screenplays are heavily revised, to the point of changing the entire tone of the movie, by the time they make it to screen. It is entirely possible that this was written as a very different story and then Michael Bayified beyond all recognition.
Source: I read some stuff once.

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April 30, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain

I think the appeal is “making money.”

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April 30, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain

Yeah, it’s amazing how much of history can be explained by 1) syphilis and 2) opium.

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April 26, 2013 on Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls And Electricity

I saw Henry Rollins (post-Black Flag; pre-Bob Rainicorn) in an airport when I was about 16. I must have been staring, because he winked at me.

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April 11, 2013 on Rebel Wilson’s Fun Russell Crowe Story

Or Uwe Bollfinch

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April 9, 2013 on Kids Love A Good Twist Ending

It’s like a Thundershirt for sad humans!

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April 9, 2013 on That’s Your Girlfriend: The Girlfriend Coat

Also both Glenn and Sandy told her she was pretty. Betty lives for that shit.

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April 8, 2013 on Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread

It’s more that Sally didn’t seem to like her much. I assumed she was a relative at first, on the Francis side.

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April 8, 2013 on Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread

The structure of their wings has antibacterial properties! That’s why they never decay.

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April 4, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I’ll save you the trouble: “No wonder that in old times sperm was such a favorite cosmetic” (Ch. 94) (Gross, sorry.)

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April 2, 2013 on Ryan Cabrera, Whoever That Is, Has A Pretty Special Tattoo

Ballistic: Hansel vs. Gretel

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March 20, 2013 on What Should The Tagline Be For The Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters Sequel?

Aaaaaand that was the day my head exploded and I died. RIP, me!

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March 18, 2013 on Does The History Channel’s The Bible Think Obama Is The Devil?!

I like to see rapists sobbing. I would like to see more of it.

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March 18, 2013 on If You Don’t Want To Be “Labeled A Sex Offender,” Don’t Rape Someone!