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I love Amy Poehler. Whenever she and Tina Fey are together, it's like a collision of amazing.
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April 22, 2009 on The Best Of Amy Poehler On Weekend Update
Well, I can die and go to Hell now.
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April 22, 2009 on RIP, Creepy Old Man Meme
Paul Rudd made the globe even MORE attractive than it already is.
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April 13, 2009 on Paul Rudd Dances On Sesame Street
Man, I even live in Atlanta and the fact that it's premiering here brings the lulz. This movie makes me glad I was watching The Matrix when I was 12. I skipped over the pathetic stage.
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April 13, 2009 on Are We Allowed To Make Fun Of Love ‘N Dancing?
I'm pretty sure the end is near, seeing as my 50-year-old, nerdy history teacher referenced this in class today. God help us all.
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April 9, 2009 on Morning TV Anchors Pretend Not To “Get” Dirty License Plate
Good God, between this and my friend comparing homosexuality to bestiality, I've had my fair share of homophobia today. I'm not even in the mood to crack a joke, so simply: Fuck you. If you think there's any possible way that the two gay guys down the hall getting married affects your own (probably failing, since you're obviously an asshole) marriage, then shut the fuck up. What's next? Stopping those darn 'coloreds' from infecting the all-supreme white race? Grow up, you Nazis. Change is coming and I can't wait till you're in the dust.
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April 8, 2009 on “NOM” Wants To Nibble Gay Marriage To Death
Yes, because it's not like they released a movie sequel to the show last summer that turned out to be a bigger hit than originally thought. Obviously, the joke is untimely.
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April 2, 2009 on The Bruno Red Band Trailer, You Guys
With the all-white outfits and the "pure humen vocals," it's like the world's most bizarre Klan meeting ever.
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March 31, 2009 on The Voca People Will Torture You Until You Laugh
Agreed about the Astronaut Jones theme. That is the best. Also, Kristin Wiig is not funny. Facts of life.
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March 16, 2009 on SNL Just The Funny Parts: Tracy Morgan Yells
I'm pretty sure this is a joke, considering he did something like this where he got "fired" from the set of Knocked Up. Either way, I'm still pissed about the AD movie, but he's kind of adorable (yes, I am a 12 year old girl), so it's a struggle.
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February 11, 2009 on Behavioral Issues Are The Least Of Michael Cera’s Fucking Problems
What a fantastic cover. One of my top U2 songs (probably that and "Bad," ironically another heroin song), and this really rekindled my love for it. I'll have to check the album out when it's released.
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January 30, 2009 on New Elbow – “Running To Stand Still” (U2 Cover)
Really, I think equating Will.i.am with Bob Dylan is on par with some of the war crimes committed at Guantanamo.
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January 30, 2009 on Bob Dylan And Will.I.Am Are Pepsi Pals
I am so proud of the denizens of my hometown. Damn, it's cold!
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January 30, 2009 on Submit Your Sex Addiction Questions To Alexyss K. Tylor!
Eh, I disagree that the "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" use was inspired. As soon as the song started up, I knew they'd end up carrying the Statue of Liberty. The whole movie was so obvious, it was painful. Sadly, all of my friends say that these versions of the songs are so. much. better. than when the Beatles did them, which make me so, so sad. I don't even like the Beatles that much anymore, but that statement is probably a 500 on a scale of 10 in terms of ridiculousness. I'm getting new friends.
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January 27, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe
Definitely my favorite episode out of the past few. Liz/Jack is the driving factor in the show (though I *love* everyone else - this whole show is basically amazing) and the past few weeks, with more of a focus on Jack and the ridiculous Salma Hayek, have really missed out on the relationship. Also, when I saw the picture's caption, it made me think of Gob at the Christmas party in "Afternoon Delight" on Arrested Development (of course). "Everybody dance... NAOW."
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January 25, 2009 on 30 Rock: Crazy Bra Lady
I'm really excited for Elbow's cover, if only because "Running To Stand Still" is one of U2's best songs (they've sucked as of late, but in the 80s, they were fantastic). The loser in me is also sort of excited for "Live and Let Die" although I hate Duffy, so let's see what she does with one of my guilty pleasures! All in all, not the worst thing I've ever seen, I suppose.
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January 12, 2009 on TV On The Radio, Hot Chip, Beck Show Some Cover Love For The New War Child Compilation
I remember when I watched this a while ago and actually not minding it that much (although that dinner scene was still insanely painful, minus SC's corn line, because, what the hell, who is cliched enough to actually use that BS metaphor?), but oh my God, out of context, those clips were some of the worst things I've ever seen, ever. Le blurg. As for the worst movie? The third Pirates of the Caribbean movie was so bad, I almost fell asleep in the theater. Taxi was also abysmal, but what can you expect from Jimmy Fallon?
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December 30, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dan In Real Life