Notsewfast

The First 2 pages of an Original Screenplay for the Animated Feature: Gabe & The Monsters

We have now reached the portion of the day where I use my new found power to try to make in Hollywood! I don't intend to climb off my pedestal, I'm going to bungee jump! Soon I'll be sitting in a hot tub full of apple juice snorting lines of powdered milk off of tickle… More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

We live in a cynical world, full of human tragedy and peppered with earthquakes, tornadoes, and Newt Gingrich. That's why it is sad to see something as pure and innocent as 'Charlie bit my finger' turned into a horror movie trailer. I have placed the video after the jump in order to spare those who… More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Let’s All Get in Shape for Summer, OK Guys?

Summer is knocking on our doorsteps, you guys. Let's all agree get on our bikes and get back into shape for the for the beach. Even with a busy travel schedule, you can still find time to workout on the go. Go Team! More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best

Don't cry Troy, part 2 of the epic paintball episode is tonight, this is a day for celebration! (Thanks again, Werttrew!)… More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Childhood Obesity Takes a Turn for the Positive

As a toddler, I’m painfully aware of the poor food choices presented to kids these days. If it’s not Boston cream pie formula, it’s chocolate cheerios that go straight to your fat baby legs. While those of us in America have watched our kids plump up over the past few years with nothing to show… More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Wednesday Night TV Open Thread

I know that we can all agree that due to NBC’s killer Thursday night lineup, it is the best night of the week, but can we at least agree that ABC is putting Wednesday night in the running for the 2nd best night of the week? More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Horrible Bosses Trailer, You Guys

What a whirlwind of emotion this trailer is. I think somebody deep inside big Hollywood is intentionally trying to combine things I love and things I hate to create an island of Dr. Moreau style compound full of abominations which make me take a long hard look at how I define the things that I… More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Happy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs!

Look, I’m not going to be so brazen as to say that May 12 is the greatest day of the year, I’m just saying that a day that gave us the stars of Bio-Dome, Young Guns, AND American Wedding should at least be a federal holiday. More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

21,000 Bottles of Definitely Not Insane Dan Aykroyd Vodka Stolen

Dan Aykroyd was recently the victim in a MASSIVE vodka heist in which 21,000 bottles of his  Crystal Head Vodka were stolen from a California warehouse, probably because someone found out THE TRUTH! According to Aykroyd, My partners and I are sorry to lose this much vodka to theft and do not condone… More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011

Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Notsewfast

2 years 7 months and one day ago, on the banks of a mighty catfish hatchery in Bryan, TX a child was born to a leather-skinned woman and a Turkish gentleman with a sexual proclivity for hairy feet. After an unusually brief 4 month gestation, the delivering veterinarian declared the child to be healthy and… More »

By: Notsewfast / May 12, 2011