Comments

I think its safe to assume neither of these two will be invited to the Reelection Campaign Crepe Dinner
I think its safe to assume neither of these two will be invited to the Reelection Campaign Crepe Dinner
I'm interested in hearing why you feel this way. I was trying to rationalize earlier, and the best I could come up with involved lack of creativity and the "beating of the dead horse" that are prison rape jokes. If thats the reason, I totally understand. Otherwise, I'd like to think that most(MOST) of the people that are in prison deserve to be there, and the unfortunate truth that rape and sexual abuse is prevalent within is really not that unfortunate at all because they're, well, criminals.
My english teacher made it her goal, my senior year, to instill this credo of "Know your audience". I, like many others, came onto videogum for one obvious things: the 'Thumbs Up's. So, you can see i was shocked that i was getting negative points. "Was I too offensive?" "Are prison rape jokes really a 'no-no' topic?" "I thought Dan Brown was collectively disliked by the videogum monsters" It is only now that I'm seeing the mistake I made: Dan Brown has nothing to do with Nicolas Cage. Somewhere in my mind I confused either National Treasure and The Da Vinci Code, or Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage. Possibly both. Anyway, I'm hoping this is the reason I'm getting points taken away, because I seriously don't see whats so offensive about prison rape jokes. Unoriginal? maybe. I should change my credo in life to "Know your Cultural References" anyway, back to crying myself to sleep.
Dan Brown's Bitch Dan Brown Asshole Dan "Put it in yo butt" Brown
I'm kind of hoping this isn't a joke, and that people are getting cleverer with their spam. Like there's sneaky spam, and then there's clever spam. Nonetheless, i'm hoping this site burns in hell, along with as'hley'mad'ison.fuckyou.barf
and his rap game is sick. How many other Donald Glovers you know with a rap game THIS sick?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPxoVQiIGo
Yea all I wanted to write here was "something something Missing thisismynightmare" but I've apparently been beaten to the punch. several times.
This guy must be almost-Chris Brown, because he almost punched that chick in the face.
These guys are all "(very) junior editor" material for Videogum.
"True that yo", to all of you guys. On an honest note, I just want to reiterate what others have already said about this site: I'm really glad we can all make a conversation out of all of this, as opposed to just spewing absurdities -""Are you stupid!??!?!!? it's obviously this and this and this and not anything what you said, asshole"". I mean, really take a look at some of the comments on Yahoo articles or youtube videos. This place is double-chocolaty heaven in comparison. ...i've commented way too much on this post. Sorry.
Elton John looks too much like somebody's grandmother. Case in point: Elton John looks too much like MY grandmother. The whole time I was thinking, "rest in peace, gammy(I don't actually call her this, but c'mon!). You da bomb." Don't know why I'm posting this here. Just thought I'd share. Go Knicks
Sorry lindawashington.
I dunno. I got that sense from it initially, but now I'm thinking the police chief just didn't want to lose her yet. I mean he kept coming in telling her these sob stories of the girl and the family on purpose. Also, the new guy looks completely incompetent from afar that it would be reasonable for a fellow-mother to reconsider investigating the murder of an innocent young girl. BUT, i did think it was gimmicky that they kept giving her these Don Draper moments, where they close up on her face and she has a moment of Creative/Detective genius. We can't ALL be Don Draper, hunny.
[SPOILER ALERT] I was kind of digging the whole "is the new detective really a pedophile and a jerk (Also worth considering: A pedophile looking for a jerk [sorry])??" moment in the second part. I mean this guy looks too much like a pedophile http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Killing-AMC-5.jpg "You my ride, Linda"
Jon Hamm in picture: "What do you mean Mad Men is cancelled? [Nervous laugh] I get to keep the suits, right? I'm keeping the suits."
This is amazing because I'm hearing Tobias saying this.
Julian Assange is just the perfect villain. God damnit, look at those dance moves! He's practically spelling out E-V-I-L with his dance shoes. And look what he did to those people's faces! WHERE ARE THERE FACES!? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Eiwce13X738/SiZGDgKfqMI/AAAAAAAAGj4/G10l2ANuIX4/s400/Pixel.Face.JPG
I know its recycled, but c'mon!
http://184.106.232.23/files/Abed/Jesus_Abed_3.JPG The Abed Giveth, and The Abed Taketh Away (Sal)
Always be avoiding awkward kisses from your neighbor, guys. Amirite?? I had a kinda-creepy portuguese neighbor that always wanted to kiss me and my brother when we were younger. I guess we were pretty hard dates (in retrospect), since she kept giving us tomatoes and somehow felt she deserved her just deserts. Great tomatoes, though.
Is it creepy to say that I watched this naked?
Whooo da fak is the Thr33 Muskat33ers!? Sum sorta chokalat?!
I didn't see John Travolta in the credits. Who else would be qualified to fly those boats?!
everyone thank this guy now http://184.106.232.23/files/Abed/Jesus_Abed_3.JPG
that girl looks like she accidentally held the cigarette wrong and burned herself. Amateur!
They probably were. I think he's with Bijou Phillips now because they were arm and arm (look at me, sounding all tmz-ish. barf) but I couldn't tell because I ran away as soon as I saw her for fear of catching the Philips Curse of Horribleness. Macaulay Culkin was looking rich-poor -not even poor people can look that poor. You gotta have a lot disney dollars to look THAT poor. and he had that creepy blonde 5-o'clock shadow. And then he gave me a porcelain white turtle dove. good times.
I wanted to mention that I saw Danny Masterson at the Strokes concert this past Saturday. I had a horrible urge to yell out "Tomatobank!", but my body thought it might not be fun to provoke a Scientologist. Anyway, problem averted, because right behind him was Macaulay Culkin and my brain went "Tomato-wait is that Home Alone!?" and my mouth went "KEVIN!!!!!" in a very high pitch. I usually don't like to brag, but c'mon! kevin?
Hey I know you! You're that girl from the last post! You're famous!!!! why are you putting a remote up your bum?dontdothat...
I think she mentioned something about being the first blogger to post naked while getting teeth pulled out by Gabe's ankles. and also your mom is there?
Yo shellbomber, you da bomb. Iz that a ring on yo fingahh? Bomb. Not no mo, whats up?
I think it's a little mean that anyone who posts a comment stating their negative opinion automatically gets like 40 downvotes. I kind of brings too much attention to it and seems bullish and makes things look way worse. But also, The N could've expressed his opinion less aggressively. You're deliberately asking for downvotes and attention by being as controversial as possible. whatsupwiththat?
sorry finky, I thought my comment would come after yours. Didn't mean to steal any thundaahh
I have to agree with finky. You see some of these monsters avatars so much that you eventually are genuinely interested in who is behind the monitor and keyboard. Mans definitely brought a different feel to the posts, but it's refreshing. I'd say Gabe tends to see everything as gross and pathetic (which IS funny), whereas you get this sense that mans finds a way of making each post a little more significant. I dunno, I just liked taking a look into his life. sue me. You're a Good Man, Mans
Future WMOAT nomination: Splice 3: Electric Ratlove http://www.viktorkoen.com/exhibitions/funnyfarm/images/ratman.jpg
Future WMOAT nomination: Splice 2: Puppy Love Boogabarf http://greatshopped.com/wp-content/woo_uploads/28-Pug-Faced-Dog-Horse.jpg
You guys, we should lay off Gwyneth Paltrow