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I will watch anything from the producer of The Passage to Zarahemla. He is the best producer.
The Dark Knight: Jersey Shore
Please tell me there's a version without subtitles so we can go to town on this Hitler/Downfall-style.
It took 2:24 but we finally got confirmation of a groin punch. Sign me up.
Looks like your run-of-the-mill Essex girl
Chan: Fear does not exist on this Wall, does it? Jaden: NO, SENSEI! Chan: Pain does not exist on this Wall, does it? Jaden: NO, SENSEI! Chan: Did you remember what I said, about how good guys wear blue Adidas sweatpants and bad guys wear red Adidas sweatpants? Jaden: NO, SENSEI!
Guess its still better than the The Jewish Rear Look Of Disappointment & Shame
The world will look up and shout SAVE US...and I'll whisper...Sa muling pagkikita!
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Salt: Get Ready For The Sodium Chlo-Ride Of Your Life
I'm just glad to learn the guy who did the theme to Super Tecmo Bowl is still getting work.
I feel a turf war coming on, Husky.
The Karate Yid
When Harry Wet Sally
The good news? Japan is two years away from The Running Man. Actually, probably six months.
Except that is it...kinda. http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1623721/story.jhtml
So the character names should go a little something like this... Rita BendoverInIt Lt. Maria LaSquirta Angel BatEatya Vince Masucka Sgt. James Dickes Special Agent Frank Deep Lung-dy The Ice Cock Killer That should get us through the first three films.
Everything IS terrible now.
I was fine with everything until the guy said "take the freeway, it'll be half the time." No self-respecting LA resident would get ON the freeway to save time. Nor would they call it the freeway. John Cusack in a limo out-running the Earth I can deal with. But not this...
But where does he stand on Maggots vs. Juggalos?
I'm afraid to ask where the umbrella handle is.
Best part is the guy who comes through the door at :09 in the tiger video with an inner-monologue of "I-really-hope-they're-not-filming-one-of-those-creepy-tiger-man-videos-back-here-God-dammit-they're-filming-one of-those-tiger-man-videos-back-here-fuckin-A."
Bad news guys, Don Cheadle has replaced Terrence in the next set of Terrence Howard Reminder billboard ads.
Yeah, she's got her own band in Romania. It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that.
A Terrence Howard Reminder: ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure your Iron Man residual check clears before you make any excessive purchases, lest you end up schilling for WordOut Awareness to make ends meet.
Kudos to Wii Bowling's viral marketing team. Great work, fellas.
I wish these two would stop acting like a couple of Donna Juanitas and just thrash.
Based on the stat of that countertop, I would not go down on my knees to bow down to anyone. Nice hatchet, tho.
Was "Donna Juanita" code for The Gays back then?
I'm just impressed it took until 1:28 for Jesus Christ to be invoked.
I thought I might make it with a +21 comment. I see now how misguided I have been. Better enroll in Comment Academy.
@nunesmagician If you love tweets about Syracuse University athletics. Cause if there's anything I've learned from this site, it's that you all love tweets about Syracuse University athletics.
Did that one girl mean "I, like, hate you" or "I like/hate you"? Cause there's a big difference...
Khadooz to the ass model who actually answered the Craigslist ad and went through with this in exchange for legal tender.
Just don't bring your daughter...
Heather Graham is available to hang out and do whatever for an additional charge.
Where is the Steve Harvey cameo??? First rule of dance battle movies, you NEED a Steve Harvey cameo.