Chan: Fear does not exist on this Wall, does it?
Jaden: NO, SENSEI!
Chan: Pain does not exist on this Wall, does it?
Jaden: NO, SENSEI!
Chan: Did you remember what I said, about how good guys wear blue Adidas sweatpants and bad guys wear red Adidas sweatpants?
Jaden: NO, SENSEI!
Welcome, everyone, to Gabe's Videogum...(checks blackberry)...Internet?...website?...(checks with Gabe, gets the nod)...to bring you...life...to bring you...revitalization into the unnecessary minutia of our banal existences on the web. So we're bringing back fabulocity through art. And your boyfriends.
So the character names should go a little something like this...
Rita BendoverInIt
Lt. Maria LaSquirta
Angel BatEatya
Vince Masucka
Sgt. James Dickes
Special Agent Frank Deep Lung-dy
The Ice Cock Killer
That should get us through the first three films.
I was fine with everything until the guy said "take the freeway, it'll be half the time." No self-respecting LA resident would get ON the freeway to save time. Nor would they call it the freeway. John Cusack in a limo out-running the Earth I can deal with. But not this...
Best part is the guy who comes through the door at :09 in the tiger video with an inner-monologue of "I-really-hope-they're-not-filming-one-of-those-creepy-tiger-man-videos-back-here-God-dammit-they're-filming-one of-those-tiger-man-videos-back-here-fuckin-A."
A Terrence Howard Reminder: ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure your Iron Man residual check clears before you make any excessive purchases, lest you end up schilling for WordOut Awareness to make ends meet.
@nunesmagician If you love tweets about Syracuse University athletics. Cause if there's anything I've learned from this site, it's that you all love tweets about Syracuse University athletics.
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