Comments from octavis

Dr. Bryant, I am writing this email to thank you for recommending I finally face my fear of a stranger knocking things out of my hand for no reason. I realize now how irrational that thought is and can't praise your therapy enough. With that I am offically cancelling my remaining--
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July 11, 2016 on Watch Slipknot Frontman Knock Phone Out Of Distracted Fan’s Hands
joffrey is not impressed by your request.
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April 2, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread
The fact that Gabe continued to refer to him as David O'Russell, not David O. Russell, made him more loveable in my eyes and therefore less guilty.
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January 6, 2012 on Any Way You Slice It, This David O’Russell Story Is A Nightmare
Guys, I think you missed the obvious... More like David NO Russell!!!!
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January 6, 2012 on Any Way You Slice It, This David O’Russell Story Is A Nightmare
If Mac and Cheese is a black thing, Paula Deen is my Malcolm X.
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November 28, 2011 on Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing?
douche recognize douche.
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August 2, 2011 on The Real Johnny Bananas Sues Entourage
i fall into the did not like camp. i felt the whole thing was masturbatory. from the play within a play stuff and the burning house to the over 2 hour running time it all seemed way too self indulgent. having said that, i am really looking forward to frank or francis, which is basically about what i'm doing now.
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July 25, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Synecdoche, New York
i really hope they meet back by 9:30. i mean they made it their beeswax to.
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June 24, 2011 on Wet Hot American Summer Sequel Is Our Generation’s Arrested Development Movie
i'm totally claiming mayor of stars hollow right now!
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June 23, 2011 on J.K. Rowling Announces What Pottermore Is Finally
upvoting because i sent it in as well and i assume it was from my tip.
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March 10, 2011 on FREE SNOOPIA!
Best Picture The King’s Speech Best Actor Colin Firth–The King’s Speech Best Actress Natalie Portman–Black Swan Best Supporting Actor Christian Bale–The Fighter Best Supporting Actress Melissa Leo–The Fighter Best Director David Fincher–The Social Network Best Original Screenplay The Kids Are All Right Best Adapted Screenplay The Social Network Best Foreign Film Biutiful (Mexico) Best Animated Film Toy Story 3 Art Direction Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland Cinematography Roger Deakins-True Grit Costume Design Sandy Powell-The Tempest Documentary Feature Inside Job Film Editing Jon Harris-127 Hours Sound Editing Richard King-Inception Sound Mixing Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff and Peter F. Kurland-True Grit Visual Effects Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb-Inception
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February 24, 2011 on The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool
it's clear that he-man does not support the legalization of marriage between an arch enemy and his feline "companion".
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November 2, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Election 2010
as fun (relatively speaking) as this ep was, it made me think of when january jones hosted. remember that guys!?! YEESH!
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November 1, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Jon Hamm And Rihanna
so i'm considering pitching a reality show starring balloon boy and hiccup girl titled, "don't burst my bubble (with that gun you were going to shoot me with)". thoughts?
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October 28, 2010 on Richard Heene Would Like To Remind You That He Is Insane
also it seems that the digital shorts are, dare i say it, too weird (aka not funny?)? all in all though it seems like samberg is barely a cast member anymore. and the french kids sketch made me uncomfortable. like i should be getting what this is making fun of but i'm not. oh well.
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October 25, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone And Kings Of Leon
needless to say, Titanic II is going to make Titanic look like the actual Titanic.
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July 28, 2010 on Titanic II Trailer And IMDB Memorable Quotes
as videogum's expert on being black, i will say this. the thought of a crime such as the one jeremy alleges was done to him sounds more believable when the criminals are black. similar to years ago when susan smith drove her two kids into a body of water and blamed it on a general description of a black guy. in their minds, the obvious response to this would be "of course it happened, a crazy black guy did it!" that inherent thought, does, in my opinion, make them racist.
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June 24, 2010 on Jeremy London Probably Not Kidnapped! Jeremy London Racist Drug Addict!
I think we can all assume that the reason Gabe wasn't able to watch TNTV was because he was OBVIOUSLY at the NFL Draft cheering on his favorite sportsball team.
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April 23, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
This episode clearly built the way for the newest LOST spin off starring Desmond and Charlie called, "Get Him to the Looking Glass Station"
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April 7, 2010 on Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant
i'm not trying to sound like ass dan up in here or anything (ahhh yeah!) but did anyone else notice martin/dateline clearly messed up one of the icp lyrics in the beginning? on the screen it says "from doom and either way bass boom" and any well respecting member of team juggalo who hasn't lost his hearing from constant faygo showers should know it says "from doom to 808 bass boom".
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March 10, 2010 on Martin Bashir + The Insane Clown Posse = Amazing KABOOM
in honor of my respect and overall man-love for roger ebert, i'm going with his picks: best picture: hurt locker leading actor: jeff bridges leading actress: sandra bullock supporting actor: christoph waltz supporting actress: mo'nique director: kathryn bigelow original screenplay: quentin tarantino (inglorious basterds) adapted screenplay: jason reitman and the other dude (up in the air) animated film: up original song: the weary heart (crazy heart theme) by jeff bridges et al. original score: up art direction: avatar cinematography: avatar costume design: coco before chanel documentary (feature): the cove documentary (short): the last truck editing: the hurt locker foreign language film: the white ribbon makeup: star trek animated (short): a matter of loaf and death live action short: kavi sound editing: inglorious basterds sound mixing: star trek visual effects: avatar
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March 5, 2010 on The Videogum Oscar Pool
"Hey Piv, I tried that Mercury poisoning line with Hilary and it worked like gangbusters! Next stop Miami with Diddy and Snooki!!!"
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March 3, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Jeremy Piven And Bill Clinton
What I still don't get is that how a person, a so called MAN, who screwed over two men (Letterman and Carson) to get where he wants can still come groveling back to the network that fired him, TWICE. And then come crawling back for his own selfish, egotistical, "every-man persona" needs. FOR SHAME JAY, FOR SHAME.
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March 2, 2010 on R.I.P. The Tonight Show
jay leno can come out and do the same tired joke night in and night out and i want to shoot myself, but every time tracy talks about getting someone pregnant i laugh like a little girl.
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February 25, 2010 on The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart And Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Is it me or has the Cadbury Easter Bunny REALLY let itself go?
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February 22, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah’s Chocolate Set
I saw Corn Mo open for Ben Folds a few years ago and needless to say Corn Mo was the second best performance of the night.
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January 22, 2010 on A New Theme Song For Event Horizon, Finally