Comments from DonnaPirana

Ducks, like babies, would be cuter if they were more conscientious about their slimy green poop. Also, you fuckers can fly - what's with the parade? You know people make fun of the way you walk...
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February 1, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
This could get ugly if the same protesters who burned down People headquarters in the wake of the Sexiest Man Alive scandal set their sights on the Academy...
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January 30, 2012 on Ryan Gosling’s Dramatic Reaction To His “Oscar Snub” Revealed!
Does the movie end with every boy in my third grade class teaming up to pull on his limbs until he rips open and they can play with his gooey innards? Speaking of which, what ever happened to the Coen Brothers' live action Gak movie?
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January 30, 2012 on NOW Who Should Play Stretch Armstrong In The Stretch Armstrong Movie?!
I will only accept a series finale that includes Walt having to kill his whole family to protect them and provide for their future or something, and in the process he will harvest all of Jesse's organs without anesthetic and while Jesse is under the influence of a staggering amount of LSD. Hank will make a miraculous recovery and punch Walt's face off, leading Walt to take Jesse's face because Walk can't save his dead family without a face. Jesse, now devoid of organs and a face, will patch things up with Walt and agree to serve a life sentence in America's most terrifying prison. Walt decides to trade in the Aztec for a Reliant Regal. The end.
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January 27, 2012 on Reacting To Aaron Paul’s Breaking Bad Spoiler Prank
Aw, JLo loves that book more than she loves the little parasite in her abdomen. Now THAT'S relatable!
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January 26, 2012 on Girl Stuff: The What To Expect When You’re Expecting Posters Are HEEEEEREEEE!!!
I've always been a fan, but the way he yelled at that kid really stole my heart...
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January 26, 2012 on Top Chef S09E11: Those Who Live By The Chicken Salad Sandwich, Die By The Chicken Salad Sandwich
Also, Grayson should've countered Tom's insults towards chicken salad sandwiches by saying that chicken salad is exactly like coitus on your face or something.
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January 26, 2012 on Top Chef S09E11: Those Who Live By The Chicken Salad Sandwich, Die By The Chicken Salad Sandwich
Grayson should've recruited some of those besotted grocery store dudes to "convince" Tom that chicken salad is awesome. They must have all sorts of torture devices back there. "Hey Grayson, we used the industrial meat slicer on the bald guy and now he's super excited for chicken salad sandwiches!" "You are the SHIT!"
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January 26, 2012 on Top Chef S09E11: Those Who Live By The Chicken Salad Sandwich, Die By The Chicken Salad Sandwich
You know what's not goofy, Hamm-o? Pants. Now, we all know that you already shun underpants, so why not take it the extra mile, hmm? You can don pants for Mad Men (get it??), but out in the real world, they're only taking away from your goofy magic.
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April 1, 2011 on Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof
Wait, what day comes after Friday? What day was yesterday? I'M LOST!!!
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March 25, 2011 on It’s Friday, Friday, Friday