facetaco's recently-reconciled wife

Comments from facetaco's recently-reconciled wife

Baby, you're back! I'm coming home. And I'll bring the extra chunky guacamole.
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April 20, 2011 on Glee S02E17: Goodbye Soft Gabe!
We had a good run while it lasted, Papi, but I just couldn't come to terms with your being a facepancake trapped in a facetaco's body. Facetaquito and I will be at my sister's place, until we find a place of our own.
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April 20, 2011 on Hi, Skynet!
I can't believe our little Sopapilla is the big cuatro!
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April 15, 2011 on Happy Tax Day, You Guys!
Remember when we met on tac'omi'ngl' e.com? You had me at "dollop of sour cream."
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April 14, 2011 on Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys
Is that why you never let me in the basement when you say you've got some serious drilling and hammering to do?
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April 12, 2011 on Ashton Kutcher’s New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane
Bitch, you best step away from my man, unless you want a face full of Tapatio.
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April 11, 2011 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Sidney Lumet
Boy, you got some 'splainin' to do when you get home from the taqueria.
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April 6, 2011 on Go To Bed, James Franco