Comments from oscar

WHY did you have to point that out? Now that's all I'm going to see.
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August 19, 2011 on True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side
No one should be allowed to marry until they are 25 and their frontal lobes are fully developed, so that they have the best shot at not making a horrible decision that they could possibly make. I feel the same way about driving - and so must insurance companies. I would formally like to propose a mandatory underage marriage insurance, to help cover future divorce costs. Or if we are going have laws that support selling our children as sex slaves, then we should at least do it right - and tax the crap out of it (Don't you give me that look, it will create jobs).
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June 21, 2011 on Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People
My ex is Turkish #closecalls
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April 27, 2011 on The Wednesday Dance
I think Jesus was more a Whopper's Robin Eggs man, myself.
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April 22, 2011 on Happy Easter, Christians!
YES, not enough Chevy Chase! GIVE US MORE CHEVY CHASE.
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April 22, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Agreed. I blame magnitude and that "pop pop" business.
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April 19, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Carrot Top Straightened His Hair
Who choreographed those groovy moves? Seems beyond their repartee, and no one seems to be doing it particularly well.
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April 19, 2011 on Do These Middle-Aged Women Having A “Flash Mob” At Target Mean That We Can Finally Be Done With Flash Mobs?
You're on a roll today, Mr. facetaco. Is there a Mrs. facetaco, because I have a taco your face might be interested in (I am SO sorry, I am home sick and bored = couldn't resist)?
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April 19, 2011 on New Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys
The 1:31 mark made me very uncomfortable.
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This looks an awful lot like he is motor-boating Miss Piggy... I'm a little turned on now.
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April 14, 2011 on This Is Your Sport: Kronum
Is it just me or did anyone else expect the Buscemi-hathaway to reveal a mouth full of pointed teeth and try to eat your face?
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April 13, 2011 on Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes
"One must be over 18 years old and not pregnant past her first trimester. Also, no fatties."
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April 13, 2011 on Meet Braco, Be Changed
Date Asians? GROSS! (just kidding, please do not hannang me!)
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April 12, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Hanna
I thought he was def when I listened to it, not because of the terribleness (I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!), but because of his accent, and thought it was pretty good, considering...
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April 12, 2011 on The Seventh Spring Jam Of 2011: Boostalk – “We Gon Rock”
The same number as the number of republicans who will get carpal tunnel masturbating to it?
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April 5, 2011 on The Governator Trailer, You Guys
Except for all the robots, clearly...
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April 5, 2011 on The Governator Trailer, You Guys
Hahaha, I read that as, "Robert Pattinson" and thought, "Robert Pattinson doesn't like gay robots...what?"
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April 5, 2011 on The Governator Trailer, You Guys