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Did the Shrek promoters really not learn anything from the last magazine feature?
The sad thing about this is Meyer is sort of living my dream (if by living my dream I mean she is living the perverted nightmare version of my dream) because I am an aspiring novelist and also an artist and I take great delight in designing the clothing and jewelry of my characters. It's annoying to see her design a hideous, boring, gaudy ring and recieve so much praise and excitement for it, as if she is the most brilliant person ever because she can write AND design INCREDIBLE and UNIQUE jewelry. Puke.
I had my highest upvoted comment ever this week! Thanks everyone! I feel loved. Next step.... MONSTER'S BALL!
Like pretending to have an accident realistically.
There is so much egg in that shell... It just keeps squirting and squirting....
I swear I saw one once where a lady was trying to sew her curtains with a huge sewing machine while they were still hanging on the wall. For me that will always be the best.
wow. just... wow. some people scare me. to think some people actually agree with this guy....
Listen, I know the bandwagon's getting full, but I don't eat much and I'm only a little poisonous. Just think of me as a pom-pom for the cute baby. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/stardancer101/metoo.jpg
Aww.... cute bacteria.
Ugh. That fiery horrible end of the earth took way too long. Let's speed that disaster footage up, people. I have things to do before 2012!
No upvotes for sarcasm... How about Thoughtless Viewing? If anything it makes too much sense.
Firstly... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!! Secondly... Can we have a Restore Me movement? I want money too!
If this was a casting call for Widely Recognizable TV Show I'd audition, but I'm not going to waste my time on this. Everyone knows Well Known TV Show has a lousy plot and poor character development.
Five seconds after this was released the counterfeits began circulating.
No, your son will not love it. He will hate you and die of shame.
I know I go to the beach to watch movies, and I go to the movie theater to build sand castles.
or Playstation games. Whichever.
No, he said his fucking kids were important. As important as his XBox games even!
I never downvoted nobody 'til now. Hmph.
And the threequel, the Son of Gun will feature ten thousand guns and the tagline "All the guns, one life begun."
In my defense, I was so excited to get in the first twenty posts for once that I kinda didn't finish reading first.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/stardancer101/gun.jpg
Seems to me that there are two guns, poster.
This is the same breed of mascot I would get!!
http://mumbojumbosoph.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/moustache.jpg
I know what you mean. But we also have the corner on pilgrims and Puritans. We should do a show about them! They can be horrible and catty too!
I fail. I'm going back to sleep now.
To UNCOMFORTABLE. Wow. I am on today.
TUTF. Too Disturbing To Finish.
I always thought Shrek looked like a booger person.
The word company has lost all meaning.
There's also the girl who wear a Naruto headband and a cat tail and talks really loud all through class (including lectures) and is totally unself-aware and cannot understand why the teacher doesn't like her. Maybe that was just my class.
Hey, come on you guys. Monet was discovered on a reality TV show contest. This is serious cultural stuff here. This is art history being written RIGHT NOW. I already bought tickets to these artists' retrospective at the MET.