Palmer

Comments from Palmer

Having seen that interview, I think I can die happy. Did he really say that his words "stop the internet"? Can we talk about that for a moment?
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November 11, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic
A couple of things: 1) I love how everyone is pissed that Betty fired Carla. 2) I know I am not the only one who wanted Dr. Rapist to get shot while he was on the phone to Joan. Like, an explosion that kills only him.
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October 18, 2010 on Mad Men S04E13: Season Finale
Wait, didn't it say in an interview that Kiernan's mom won't even let her watch Mad Men 'cause it's too racy? So how did they get her to almost-masturbate on camera?
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October 12, 2010 on Mad Men S04E12: Blowing The Whistle On Big Beans
He looked soooo cute in this little bubble coat over his double-breasted suit. I just wanted to hug him and feed him hard candy.
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August 12, 2010 on Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!)
I thought he was going to punch Jerry Saltz in the face during that crit. And I would have paid to see that.
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August 12, 2010 on Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!)
The one consistently awesome thing about this show is Simon, the french mentor. He is the best mentor ever.
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August 5, 2010 on Top Chef S07E07: Poor Stephen.
Ladies and Gentleman, Quinn Morgendorffer.
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August 2, 2010 on Rachel Zoe Is Literally The Worst
Hey, Jackie, the word you're looking for is "masturbating." M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G.
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July 29, 2010 on Top Chef S07E06: Ethics Or Something
Yep. Usually a couple of commenters will talk about it in the Top Chef thread. SPEAKING OF WHICH Why did Miles build a womb?
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July 15, 2010 on Top Chef S07E05: Crabmander In Chef (Woof)
I think they didn't plan on anyone in the dinner challenge having the best meal. That was coincidental. This challenge looked a lot better on paper, I think.
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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible
Padma definitely dipped into China's wardrobe. Why was she wearing a scab on her shirt? So much product placement last night, and a lot less jizz than last week's episode. Again, Miles SLEPT and the judges loved it.
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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible
Wait a second. Alex also said "I practice making baby, but not making baby food." Can we walk about that? THE WORST.
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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible
But they did mention that his favourite foods were macaroni and cheese and jelly beans.
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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible
Miles just need to take a 5-year-long nap. He always looks like he's about to pass out in the talking head segments. And what was with that one dude being obsessed with whether he had enough fake cum on his face?
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July 1, 2010 on Top Chef S07E03: A System Of Pies And Barbecues
At least he didn't cut through the line in the stair car.
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June 25, 2010 on In Defense Of Jason Bateman
What's that one where Tyler Perry dressed up as a sassy black woman?
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June 23, 2010 on Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where…
How old is this girl? 5? Because that's definitely something a five year old would say.
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June 23, 2010 on Quote Of The Day
And did anyone catch that Cool Hand Luke reference?
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June 21, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3
Okay, can we all agree that BONNIE IS THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING PIXAR KID. She beats out Boo from Monster's, Inc. AND SHE WAS PRETTY FUCKING ADORABLE.
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June 21, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3
Wait a second, hold on. What the fuck is with that crowd? First they boo a guy for merely announcing his act, then they boo him during the entire act, not even listening to his jokes, and THEN they CHEER for him when he makes it to the next round? Those robots need to be rewired.
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June 9, 2010 on Doogie Horner: Noble Soldier In The War Against Comedy
So let me this straight: Scarlett Johansson is on stage right now literally to just look pretty. Really?
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June 6, 2010 on Videogum Video Pizza Party: 2010 MTV Movie Awards
I love Les Grossman as much as the next guy, but I think his character has been stretched a tad bit too far.
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June 6, 2010 on Videogum Video Pizza Party: 2010 MTV Movie Awards
Dear NBC New Line-Up: Can you all go jump off a metaphorical bridge? Thanks much. Smooches, Palmer
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May 17, 2010 on NBC Introduces Its New FAIL Fall Lineup
I don't think he needed to pull this trick in order to get any genitals because it looks like he's the only boy in the entire school.
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May 11, 2010 on Kids Cover Lady Gaga At Talent Shows The Darndest Things