Palmer

Comments from Palmer

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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January 3, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011

Having seen that interview, I think I can die happy.

Did he really say that his words “stop the internet”? Can we talk about that for a moment?

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November 11, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic

Best. Post. Ever.

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November 1, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: (500) Days Of Summer

A couple of things:

1) I love how everyone is pissed that Betty fired Carla.
2) I know I am not the only one who wanted Dr. Rapist to get shot while he was on the phone to Joan. Like, an explosion that kills only him.

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October 18, 2010 on Mad Men S04E13: Season Finale

Wait, didn’t it say in an interview that Kiernan’s mom won’t even let her watch Mad Men ’cause it’s too racy? So how did they get her to almost-masturbate on camera?

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October 12, 2010 on Mad Men S04E12: Blowing The Whistle On Big Beans

He looked soooo cute in this little bubble coat over his double-breasted suit. I just wanted to hug him and feed him hard candy.

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August 12, 2010 on Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!)

I thought he was going to punch Jerry Saltz in the face during that crit.

And I would have paid to see that.

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August 12, 2010 on Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!)

After he watched Eat. Love. Pray.

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August 12, 2010 on Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!)

The one consistently awesome thing about this show is Simon, the french mentor. He is the best mentor ever.

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August 5, 2010 on Top Chef S07E07: Poor Stephen.

Ladies and Gentleman, Quinn Morgendorffer.

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August 2, 2010 on Rachel Zoe Is Literally The Worst

Hey, Jackie, the word you’re looking for is “masturbating.” M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G.

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July 29, 2010 on Top Chef S07E06: Ethics Or Something

Yep. Usually a couple of commenters will talk about it in the Top Chef thread.

SPEAKING OF WHICH

Why did Miles build a womb?

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July 15, 2010 on Top Chef S07E05: Crabmander In Chef (Woof)

I think they didn’t plan on anyone in the dinner challenge having the best meal. That was coincidental.

This challenge looked a lot better on paper, I think.

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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible

Padma definitely dipped into China’s wardrobe. Why was she wearing a scab on her shirt?

So much product placement last night, and a lot less jizz than last week’s episode. Again, Miles SLEPT and the judges loved it.

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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible

Wait a second. Alex also said “I practice making baby, but not making baby food.” Can we walk about that?

THE WORST.

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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible

But they did mention that his favourite foods were macaroni and cheese and jelly beans.

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July 8, 2010 on Top Chef S07E04: Puns Aside, This Week’s Episode Was Terrible

Miles just need to take a 5-year-long nap. He always looks like he’s about to pass out in the talking head segments.

And what was with that one dude being obsessed with whether he had enough fake cum on his face?

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July 1, 2010 on Top Chef S07E03: A System Of Pies And Barbecues

GET IT, GRANDPA.

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June 28, 2010 on Old Man Dances To Lady Gaga To Teach Us All About Life

At least he didn’t cut through the line in the stair car.

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June 25, 2010 on In Defense Of Jason Bateman