Quite frankly, I hope Thom Yorke starts wearing buttless pants and high heels while he is DJing for celebrities and using his iPhone to turn up his speakers. And capes. He should wear lots of capes and big rings. Yes, please. And it wouldn't hurt him to refer to himself in the third person from now on. Make it so, Thom.
JAY LENO IS A DICK!!!!! A DICK DICK DICK DICK DIII11IIICK!!!!!!!11!!1
(I'm sorry. I've had a really bad day and I needed to find an acceptable dog to kick. Thanks, Jay.)
I think any given song from Peter Gabriel's new album would sound fabulous over an "In Memorium" montage on an awards show. TIME TO GAME UP, SARAH MACLACHLAN.
Who cares? He's old, he's famous, and he's making money. Good for him. Unless, wait, was Iggy Pop ever in Fugazi? Hmmm. No. I don't think he probably was. Then yeah, who gives a hot god damn? Jeezus.
I did not call Jason Segel repeatedly, and as a result he is not currently reading this post in which I am bragging about my not calling Jason Segel, and in a fit of passionate non-rage, he did not then smash his laptop into a fine dust, nor did he snort aforementioned fine dust soon thenafter. No, instead Jason Segel remains blissfully unaware of my existence, and from what I have gleaned, he asked his assistant to buy him a box of orange sherbet push-ups because he's feeling a little "throaty" this morning. MORAL OF STORY: Who is Jason Segel?
HOW FUCKING DARE ANYONE MAKE FUN OF SARAH PALIN, AFTER ALL SHE'S BEEN THROUGH!!! ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS READERS AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF HER!!! SHEEE'S HUUUUMANNN!!!!! LEAVE SARAH PALIN ALOOOOONE!!!! OH GOD
I was amazed at the Grown Ups trailer, because it was so chocked full of everything I hate, which is kind of like being a grown up...so I guess in its own big-defeated-sigh kind of way, this film may well be the Gen X answer to "The Big Chill".
I had great admiration for the showgirls flailing about in the background during the Las Vegas airport scene. I love the thought that even the end of the world souldn't force true Vegas showgirls to remove their headpieces.
Those young men clearly have themselves painted up in doucheface, which I find to be offensively douche-ist. Are we seriously back in the days of "A Night At The Roxbury"? I thought we'd advanced as a people. Sad.
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