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 -1Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: What Should Courtney Love Title Her Memoir? (37 comments)

“A Million Things You Can Eat That Aren’t Cheese”

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (390 comments)

(that little spitball o’ bile is meant for “mancat”, by the way. kanye’s album ISN’T shit. it’s fine! clearly lots of money was spent on it and it’s a very high quality product. but it’s not #1 best album of the year material. it just isn’t. so, uh, i guess this is where people downvote me some more. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :-D )

 -5Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2010 (390 comments)

Oh, world. You earth people and your Kanye obsession. It’s so quaint. That said, this list isn’t total suckballz. Of all the ones I’ve suffered through so far this month, this one had me gagging the least. But there was gagging, to be sure.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2010 | re: Sufjan Plays Fallon (42 comments)

Soof gives good spectacle.

 +1Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: M.I.A. Joins The Specials On Jools (2 comments)

Wow, she sounds horrible. (and I’m saying that as a tireless /\/\/\Y/\ apologist.) The Specials sound great, though. Shame she couldn’t pull it off.

 +1Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: Sonic Youth An Embarrassment Says Steve Albini (51 comments)

Maybe there’s no irony in Steve Albini bemoaning the indie cred of Sonic Youth in the pages of GQ. Maybe not, but LOL anyway. Have a Coke and a smile, Stevie.

 +2Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: Rock Hall 2011 Nominees Announced, Sorry Duran Duran (22 comments)

What about Joan Jett? I mean, she’s no LL Cool J, but…

 0Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: Sufjan Stevens - The Age Of Adz Premature Evaluation (68 comments)

incidents = instances. BAH, stupid fingers not type right.

 +5Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: Sufjan Stevens - The Age Of Adz Premature Evaluation (68 comments)

I’m loving this album, and feeling a bit spoiled because I’m one of those weirdos who also really liked the “All Delighted People” e.p., though I feel kind of silly calling it an e.p. when you could fit at least a couple of full-length Weezer albums into the length of it. My faves thus far are Now That I’m Older and I Want To Be Well, though the whole album is working for me. The bleeps and bloops at times feel like clutter, and at other times they feel like harmless ornamentation, and at other times still they punctuate the mood of the song perfectly. At worst, I pay little mind to the electronic frills on this album – they’re pretty inobtrustive to me, for the most part. My least favorite tracks thus far are “Get Real Get Right” (which I still like; it’s just a hard song to snuggle up to) and the title track, which sounds to me like an Arcade Fire song…which is great if I’m listening to an Arcade Fire album. The last song, my god – it’s an amusement park. The few incidents in which I’ve had enough time to listen to the whole song in one sitting, I feel as though this one song could well have been an e.p. in and of itself. It’s rare to pull off a track this long that remains entertaining throughout, but this one pulls it off. It’s not to say that “Impossible Soul” couldn’t use a haircut, but it’s just fine as its shaggy self.

 +4Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Weiland Meltdown Prompts Another STP Hiatus (2 comments)

Will this guy just give it a rest and go into reality television already? Celebrity Rehab, Apprentice, RuPaul’s Drag School, I don’t care – just get off the stage if you can’t hold your poison, shit.