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I am anti- anything that forces Ellen to make her sad face, which to me is the downer equivalent of those Sarah MacLachlan dead cat commercials.
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February 8, 2012 on Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny’s Brand Image
The only way I could appropriately respond to this story is if I had Laura Dern's face.
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January 6, 2012 on Any Way You Slice It, This David O’Russell Story Is A Nightmare
"A Million Things You Can Eat That Aren't Cheese"
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September 29, 2011 on What Should Courtney Love Title Her Memoir?
I never realized until now this song was about sister wives.
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April 28, 2011 on Kidz Bop FINALLY Covers “Single Ladies”
C-SCAT. Or The Scat-time Network. Or VH-Scat. Or, if I could put a finer point on it, The Eating Shit and Liking It Network.
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March 23, 2011 on What Should Glenn Beck Name His Cable Network?
I never knew it was possible to wear blue leopard print and talk smack about gay marriage at the same time.
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January 11, 2011 on Cindy Jacobs Says The Repeal Of DADT Killed All Those Birds. I Say SHUT UP, Cindy Jacobs.
(that little spitball o' bile is meant for "mancat", by the way. kanye's album ISN'T shit. it's fine! clearly lots of money was spent on it and it's a very high quality product. but it's not #1 best album of the year material. it just isn't. so, uh, i guess this is where people downvote me some more. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :-D )
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December 10, 2010 on Stereogum’s Top 50 Albums Of 2010
My first attempt at YouTube link humor. It was admittedly awkward.
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December 10, 2010 on And Now For A Special Treat
PS: http://youtu.be/1-te0pEIa9U
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December 10, 2010 on And Now For A Special Treat
So many crotch shots for a pack whacking lesson.
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December 10, 2010 on And Now For A Special Treat
It means she's an asshole, is what it means.
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December 8, 2010 on Aaron Sorkin Vs. Sarah Palin
Oh, world. You earth people and your Kanye obsession. It's so quaint. That said, this list isn't total suckballz. Of all the ones I've suffered through so far this month, this one had me gagging the least. But there was gagging, to be sure.
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December 8, 2010 on Stereogum’s Top 50 Albums Of 2010
You know, old chicken makes good soup.
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December 7, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: John Waters And Justin Bieber
Also, I will admit to enjoying the Seth rant about Sarah Palin, though it was more of a "this is moderately witty and deserving of my attention" buzz than a "oh HA HA HA LOL HA HA HO" kind of buzz. And that's okay! Funny things don't always have to produce laughter? I feel like I should have found the Guy Fieri thing funny because the rest of the world seems to think it was great, but I thought it was one of those things where one kinda cute gag gets stretched way past its capacity. Kinda like the old man newscaster sketch. I was giggling for thirty seconds, then I got the gag and realized it would be the same joke over and over for five minutes, then hit the little >> button on my clicker.
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November 22, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine
Oh, oops! Never mind. He was fabulous! I had it all wrong: Seth Meyers as Alanis Morrisette should never happen again.
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November 22, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine
If I were involved with SNL, I would read Videogum on Monday mornings, because even when this site acknowledges an overall vibe of suckiness, there is still such generosity afforded to a show that could easily be shamed for being a comedy institution squandering its resources on lackluster talent and bloated, lazy laurel-resters. Such kindness for the SNL people on here, even when not being so kind! I would find great comfort in that, as opposed to trying to wince my way through a comments section on, say, EW.com or something. Way to keep it positive, Videogum! (That said, I will admit to actually enjoying the Penelope sketch, and the TSA ad parody, and the Queen vs. Kate sketch. Weekend Update was depressing and that Horse movie soundtrack sketch had me actually laughing AT them instead of WITH them. Seth Meyers as Robert Smith must never happen again. Also: Did I really need these parentheses?)
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November 22, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Anne Hathaway And Florence & The Machine
Soof gives good spectacle.
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November 21, 2010 on Sufjan Plays Fallon
God damn it.
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November 19, 2010 on Wait For It
The least they could have done was replayed footage of the human taco parasailing into a pool of salsa.
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November 19, 2010 on Wait For It
This is the longest Family Ties outtake I've ever seen.
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November 10, 2010 on Colleen Thomas Explains Monday’s Secret Missile Launch