Theory #1: Da Booty Hitta is actually a wealthy businessman and the pier girl is actually a high priced dominatrix, and these videos are the unfortunate result of humiliation play gone horribly awry.
Theory #2: The pier girl is Sarah Silverman and it's just a thing she did for the lolz.
Theory #3 Sarah Silverman has become a high priced dominatrix.
Maybe there's no irony in Steve Albini bemoaning the indie cred of Sonic Youth in the pages of GQ. Maybe not, but LOL anyway. Have a Coke and a smile, Stevie.
When Cox says "we have this thing in America called The First Amendment", I really wish Anderson would have stroked his chin and said "tell me more about this so-called 'First Amendment', it intrigues me..."
I'm loving this album, and feeling a bit spoiled because I'm one of those weirdos who also really liked the "All Delighted People" e.p., though I feel kind of silly calling it an e.p. when you could fit at least a couple of full-length Weezer albums into the length of it. My faves thus far are Now That I'm Older and I Want To Be Well, though the whole album is working for me. The bleeps and bloops at times feel like clutter, and at other times they feel like harmless ornamentation, and at other times still they punctuate the mood of the song perfectly. At worst, I pay little mind to the electronic frills on this album - they're pretty inobtrustive to me, for the most part. My least favorite tracks thus far are "Get Real Get Right" (which I still like; it's just a hard song to snuggle up to) and the title track, which sounds to me like an Arcade Fire song...which is great if I'm listening to an Arcade Fire album. The last song, my god - it's an amusement park. The few incidents in which I've had enough time to listen to the whole song in one sitting, I feel as though this one song could well have been an e.p. in and of itself. It's rare to pull off a track this long that remains entertaining throughout, but this one pulls it off. It's not to say that "Impossible Soul" couldn't use a haircut, but it's just fine as its shaggy self.
Will this guy just give it a rest and go into reality television already? Celebrity Rehab, Apprentice, RuPaul's Drag School, I don't care - just get off the stage if you can't hold your poison, shit.
I pre-ordered a copy via AK when Age of Adz was first offered for pre-sale, so they already made my dollars before Amazon had a chance to get to me. If they continue to snag fans earlier than the "corporate entities" and with sweet deals like an advance mp3 copy followed by the CD upon release date(with low S&H, mind you), then I'll keep directing my credit card toward Asthmatic Kitty. (In other words, at least among fans I don't think they have lots to worry about.)
"I love Arizona. I was raised right." YOU'RE FROM INDIANA, FOOL. And how is Dan Quayle's son going to say with any authority who the worst president is? He needs to shut that pretty mouth right up.
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