Paper Werewolf

Comments from Paper Werewolf

I’m right here, geez.

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February 8, 2010 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: OMG STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE IN YOUR PANTS

Once again, everyone showed up empty-handed to the annual Skinny White Girls Potluck Picnic.

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February 1, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Vanity Fair Young Hollywood Cover

That’s your username.

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January 29, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Girl Is Not A Werewolf

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Tom Waits always appears after I have sex.

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January 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Domino

“Not once, not never.”

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December 31, 2009 on The Catchphrase Of The Decade

In semi-related news, I was channel surfing (people still call it that, right?) last night and happened to notice the adorable Jenny Slate on the terrible Fox sitcom, “Brothers”. She was great! The show? Not so much. Or, not at all.

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December 21, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: James Franco Is A Spitter

Swap out “Shine Blockas” and “Zero” with DOOM’s “Gazillion Ear” and Wild Beasts’ “All The Kings Men” and you have my top ten.

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December 15, 2009 on Pitchfork’s Top 100 Songs Of 2009

Awww, the Disco & Dragons episode! I thin I’ll just watch Freaks and Geeks tonight and have my own solo Pizza Pity Party.

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December 15, 2009 on Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!)

Ugh. Why does California have to be so far from New York? Hopefully when this state breaks off in 2012 we’ll float around the world and end up right next to NY. Then we’ll be neighbors! (This is a perfectly scientifically plausible future occurrence. Trust me. Whale biologist.)

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December 2, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!

Happy Thanksgiving, Gabe! I’m going to drink too much, eat three whole pumpkin pies and generally live it up. Enjoy yourselves, Monsters!

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November 25, 2009 on Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters

I’ve been so busy having fun at dinner and jumping into life these past two weeks that I haven’t been keeping up with this place at all. It’s insane how out of the loop you feel when you miss a few posts. Already you monsters have strange new inside jokes that scare and confuse me. Outoftheloopgum.com is no fun. I guess I need to build a time machine and KILL HITLER and catch up on some reading.

Oh, and I’m not sure if anyone else has posted a link to this, but watch it and thank me later.

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November 21, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

That’s me to the left, because I have no imagination.

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November 7, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

The Daily What called Gabe the funniest man alive today.

Truth to power.

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November 6, 2009 on “I Love You, Mr. Star Wars” And Other Famous Movie Quotes

I hope you ride this comment on a wave of upvotes all the way to the Ball.

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November 2, 2009 on What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham

I think the main problem is that most people who’ve seen this movie, including myself, are already on board with the idea of violence in film being far too ubiquitous and end up feeling gaining nothing from the experience, while the kind of person who actually needs to see this film would probably just skip it and watch Saw 64 instead.

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November 2, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games

This post is my sadness-shield.

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November 2, 2009 on I Wish James Gandolfini Was My Dad

Sorry, but the band position has already been filled by this guy.

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November 2, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Five

It’s okay, the break in your comments added suspense.

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November 2, 2009 on What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham

Sherlock Holmes: Jude Law Looks Like a Jackass.

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October 26, 2009 on Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes?