Comments from Pastor of Muppets

There seemed to be a lot of music sketches, which came across as odd.
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May 14, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Will Ferrell And Usher
Her mother looks younger than her.
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May 10, 2012 on Happy Mother’s Day From Courtney Stodden And Her Mom!
This guy right here looks ready to rest his case.
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May 9, 2012 on Our Long, Intergalactic Nightmare Is Finally Over
"No MRE's on the Craft table? We're done here!" -Phil Strub
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May 9, 2012 on U.S. Military Finds The Avengers Implausible
Guys, don't freak out... but I think Vader is in the bottom right hand corner... Conspiracy? I think so.
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May 9, 2012 on Our Long, Intergalactic Nightmare Is Finally Over
" Phil Strub, the Defense Department’s Hollywood liaison, tells Danger Room. “To whom did S.H.I.E.L.D. answer? Did we work for S.H.I.E.L.D.? We hit that roadblock and decided we couldn’t do anything” with the film." .... Dude, it's a fucking comic book movie.
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May 9, 2012 on U.S. Military Finds The Avengers Implausible
***SPOILER ALERT**** Joffrey disarmed Dumbledore and Harry disarmed Joffrey so technically Harry is the master of Winterfell.
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May 7, 2012 on Game Of Thrones: Open Thread
Don't make him tweet.... You wouldn't like it when he tweets.
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May 7, 2012 on Mark Ruffalo Got #TWITHACKED And Seems Great
Loved it front to back. Wish that there were more cameos.
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May 7, 2012 on The NODUHvengers, No Duh
This explains why her character seems to know that guys like to "c_m on her t___s" but doesn't seem to understand that guys don't like to be badgered in a monotone voice during sex.
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May 4, 2012 on Lena Dunham on The Colbert Report
I hope that at some point Michael Cera guest "stars" on Girls and has a sex scene with Lena Dunham. Even if it had close ups of nude genitals I'm fairly certain I wouldn't be able to tell the two apart. It would be a bland mess of androgyny with a lot of ambiguous moaning; someone sticking something somewhere topped with a lot of humble mumbly mouth questioning.
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May 4, 2012 on Lena Dunham on The Colbert Report
Ho.... Lee... F&$*.... You're totally right.
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May 1, 2012 on Val Kilmer Losing His Glasses Supercut
"Kids, eat your vegetables!" -Edward Rooney
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May 1, 2012 on Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense
Penny and Brain show up and start farting on the attacker.
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May 1, 2012 on Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense
I got pretty scared they were going to show the child biting off the cucumber. They did not; and for that I am thankful.
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May 1, 2012 on Girl Stuff: Learning Self Defense
Marriage advice from George Constanza's parents? I think not.
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April 30, 2012 on Marriage Advice From Kenny And Selma
He should play himself on VEEP
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April 30, 2012 on The 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
he's gonna need to quit looking at me all smug like that.
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April 27, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal
These children need taught not to remove props from museum exhibit. Someone is going to be missing their DMT scrapbook.
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April 27, 2012 on We Should Definitely All Enroll At Benedictine University
I would have thanked her for getting a menu for Harvey.
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April 26, 2012 on Tips For Solo Dining