pemulis

Comments from pemulis

if by Big Gulps, you mean bottles of Jameson, then, in my case, yeah

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June 12, 2012 on Let’s All Find Our First Taste Of Root Beer This Week

Hear that? Is that an oncoming train? Nah… just Darwin, dragging the rake.

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June 11, 2012 on 10 Things You Can Do Other Than Jump Across Subway Tracks

Time to make a call…

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June 7, 2012 on Some Days You Just Need To Watch A Video Like This

mimetic subversion doesn’t work when you aren’t a member of the inscribed group. this lady sucks.

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June 5, 2012 on In Defense Of Gwyneth Paltrow

helicatter?

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June 5, 2012 on Ok, Fine: The Horrifying Helicopter Cat Video

damn it!

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June 1, 2012 on Correcting Bill Clinton’s Biopic Actor Choices

OK, Detroit is in a state of disrepair… granted. Regardless, it’s not exactly a small market. I can’t believe how bad the production/editing of this segment was. This would have gotten me a D back in video production. Just sayin’.

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June 1, 2012 on Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid

Wow, Braindead looks really good!

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June 1, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

…Still waiting for confirmation that they weren’t orgiers.

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May 31, 2012 on “Laa-Laa Insists The Teletubbies Weren’t Gay”

This reminded me a lot of Woodstock 99. Just needed some Bush in the background and a pee smell.

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May 31, 2012 on Flesh To Nutella, No Back

Toddler Lolitas Collective

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May 31, 2012 on Honey Boo Boo Child: The Show

Ugh, mouthbreathers…. but, gelato! Great idea. I’m going to go get some gelato. RAINBOW GELATO.

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May 31, 2012 on “Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven”

THIS

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March 15, 2011 on David Foster Wallace Interview Outtakes

agreed. i love getting high and working out.

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November 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty

ok i’m high, but, uh, macaroni fajitas sound amazing.

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October 7, 2010 on iCarly Spaghetti Tacos Remind Us That Kids Are The Worst

Pillow

right?

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October 7, 2010 on Best New Party Game 33: #TiredMovies

if by “ruin” you mean “partially convince them, along with Salt N Pepa, to make out with me by the pinball tables at the roller rink in 1993″ then yeah, she ruined them… which ruled.

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September 20, 2010 on Katy Perry Is Just VERY Good At Talking Like A Normal, Reasonably Intelligent Human Being