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Great. Now little league fields across America will be reeking of yuzu, which is apparently a thing.

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May 22, 2012 on Oh Good, You Can Finally Smell Like The Avengers Wait What?

Yeah. He’s still featured prominently in the vitamins.

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April 25, 2012 on Saving Seth MacFarlane’s The Flintstones Reboot

Bringing Gazoo in from day one would get the feet moving this car again.

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April 25, 2012 on Saving Seth MacFarlane’s The Flintstones Reboot

If history has taught us anything, it will be about an antique shop. The proprietors will be trying to recover cursed artifacts that have been distributed through means I can’t remember.

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April 4, 2012 on What Will The Hellraiser TV Show Be About?

Danny Devito knows the condom’s not enough. You’ve also got to wave a wad of hundreds around.

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February 23, 2012 on A VERY SPECIAL TEEN KORNER: ZAC EFRON DROPS A CONDOM ON THE RED CARPET AT THE LORAX PREMIERE

That dude was the worst father ever (sitcom protagonist division). He doesn’t deserve anything more than a kick in the balls.

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February 23, 2012 on Congratulating Jennifer Aniston On Her Walk Of Fame Star

Sounds like someone will be in the market for some info tapes.

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February 22, 2012 on Chris Tucker Owes An Impossible Amount Of Taxes

The Now How Is My Mom Supposed To Get These Pictures From Twenty Years Ago Developed? Theater

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February 2, 2012 on Renaming The Academy Awards Venue, Oh No!

My capacity for Bill O’Reilly outrage is currently at maximum. Should he save a bunch of puppies from a fire or something, I’ll check this out.

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February 2, 2012 on Bill O’Reilly Is Typically Infuriating

He’s British, right? I assume he just tweeted some timely Family Guy references and is trying to avoid deportation.

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January 31, 2012 on Kate Hudson Spotted With The New Mr. Cool Disguise

The last time I was in a McDonald’s, the TV was showing fox news. I, for one, welcome this new age of fry-based programing.

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October 18, 2011 on So, McDonald’s TV Is A Real Thing

She is also apparently unaware that every young girl in Seattle owns a grand canyon t-shirt. Know your town, Linden!

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May 23, 2011 on Is Detective Sarah Linden The Worst Police Officer On Earth?

As a father, all I can think about while watching this is that someone needs to put some clothes on those kids and MY GOD, THEY’RE BY THE STOVE.

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March 29, 2011 on Two Benjamin Buttons Arguing

“can’t wait!”

Better get Bart Scott’s money in the mail.

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March 9, 2011 on Glee S02E15: Sexual Inter-Force & Kids Wanna Fuck!

Wow, Rick Rubin looks like Ron Swanson’s dad. Or son, maybe. I can’t pretend to know how the Swanson’s age.

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February 28, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards

Fuck You, America! (but throw some spelling errors in there somewhere)

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March 4, 2010 on Let’s Make Up Stupid Names For Sarah Palin’s Stupid Reality Show