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 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Lana Del Rey Born To Die (224 comments)

Good gracious, this child looks as if she was carved quite meticulously out of mayonnaise. Admittedly, I cannot critique vocal styling that is so derivative of earlier musicians such as Mazzy Star, Massive Attack, Concrete Blonde, et al. Attractive mayonnaise is still just mayonnaise. Unless it’s got something interesting about it. Like Dijonnaise. That’s another thing entirely.