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Comments from philplusbert

“Ok, sure. Whatever you say Gabe.”
-the rest of the internet

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June 27, 2012 on No More Twitter Eulogies, Please

in doses, its ok. i cant deal with artists these days who produce nothing but dubstep. as much fun as people make of him here, skrillex is probably the best at it.

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November 8, 2011 on The Dubstep Juggler Can Help Us Love Dubstep

His show should be called “Hey guys remember me I had one funny comedy album and then i basically copied every joke off of that format and they grew stale but that one album was still kind of funny oh well haha lol i have a show now with NBC ROFL!”

Or just “Farts.”

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September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom?

did anyone else just shit their pants when they said “we have a failure” at 31 seconds?

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July 8, 2011 on Watch NASA’s 135th And Final Shuttle Launch LIVE!

Pirates of the Caribbean: De Derp De Derp Johnny Depp Deetley Derpey Derpey Dumb

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July 6, 2011 on What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie?

cue cards! acting!

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February 22, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: This 5-Year-Old

fair enough, gabe! but you cant tell me you werent rofling everywhere during the fresh prince of bel-air spoof?

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January 17, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Gwyneth Paltrow And Cee-Lo Green

joe pesci, this is a half-hearted attempt to imitate andy kauffman. give it up.

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June 28, 2010 on Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist

But, for a pastor, he was surprisingly unfazed by EATING DA POO POO.

sorry, i couldnt help myself.

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June 2, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Ugandan Conference On Homosexuality

for a pastor, he sure does know a lot about anal fisting.

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June 2, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Ugandan Conference On Homosexuality

last week, i spent way too much time photoshopping a banner to diss you.

today, i salute you.

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May 18, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Xavier Beauvois’s Cool New T-Shirt

kate should die of gonorrhea, and rot in hell. would you like a cookie?

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May 12, 2010 on Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk

did anyone else think the origin of the smoke monster was INCREDIBLY lazy?!?!

cave of light + jacob’s brother = smoke monster

come on! i learned that in 5th grade math.

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May 12, 2010 on Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk

every time i see a comment of yours, a single tear comes down my face in memory of da cake eatur.

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May 11, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Helen Mirren’s Husband Has Fun

“i understand physics.”
-tkc, Ph.D. in underwater physics

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May 5, 2010 on Lost S06E15: How Do You Say “R.I.P.” In SPOILER ALERT?

i also love how, in their time of tragedy, they suddenly remembered that they speak korean. sad times!

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May 5, 2010 on Lost S06E15: How Do You Say “R.I.P.” In SPOILER ALERT?