pippi rottweiller

Comments from pippi rottweiller

distractingly bad accents all round. Or was that the point?
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November 5, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Louis C.K. And Fun.
I'd buy a boat for a big big storm to smash into a pile of boats, then do it again, forever. Anyone can buy an captain a boat!
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November 2, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Seinfeld Makes All Of The Money
I think that dog was on the assertive side, but it really looked to me like he was saying "Ugh, come ON, kid, figure it out! THIS is how you play with the rattle. Shake it! Like this! Now you do it! ....Gah I can't stand it! Fer fuggs sake, do something with it! SHAKE IT! LIKE THIS! DOOOO IIIITTTT!"
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January 25, 2012 on BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR BABY Video Battle!
"Thanks for coming to this nerd fest, Coldick Stewart"
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November 20, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
How is it that this does not already have all the upvotes?
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November 15, 2011 on Bert And Ernie Record Driving Directions For GPS
Oh, I get it now. Jinxgum! Thanks Superglue, who I wanted to reply to but the button is't there so I'm replying to myself but hopefully it'll kinda work!
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
I thought he was everyone's favorite? He is my favorite. No offense, Doppelmuppet version of me!
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
Needs more Donna Darko explanation. I'm lost!
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
I straight-up have an old man crush on that droll hottie, Dick Cavett. Srsly, since we watched his show on PBS, AS A FAMILY. He, in turn, appears to have some sort of old-man crush on Groucho Marx. Does that mean I have a crush-by-association on Groucho? I am not sure how I feel about that. Kinda grease-paint-y. Still, though: Dick Cavett, rrrrowr!
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November 4, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: John Hodgman’s That Is All
He once mused to an interview that "Into the Abyss" would' in fact, work very well as a title for everything he has ever made. Wish I could remember the interview...
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October 28, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I must get me one of them pens!
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September 28, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
then again! Think how much more one could do without needing a cuppa joe first! That may have come out wring, in light of all the #ACisgay jokes.
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September 28, 2011 on Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist
Maybe you could do like I do with kale: Preheat oven to 250 degrees. Wash & dry: *one bunch of greens. (collards = good, Lacinato or "Dino" kale = also a winner) Cut the leaves lengthwise along either side of the spine. If you like, cut the lengths of leaves in half crossways. Or whatever shape seems good. Toss in a big bowl with: *1-2 Tablespoons olive oil *salt & pepper to taste When the leaves are all coated, spread them over 2 cookie sheets and bake for 30 minutes. Out of the oven, they will remain green but be much smaller, like veggie shrinkydinks. Charming and crunchy, like those roasted seaweed snacks the Trader Joe's set is snarfing down these days!
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September 28, 2011 on Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist