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all i want for christmas is my two front TEETH (but in my mouth. not, you know, down there)

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December 16, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Christmas Song Movies

oh man. i am a monster. i do like to watch The Grey when it snows….nothing like a methodical and haunting tale of the persistence and inescapable nature of death.

also, Grumpy Old Men for pretty much the same reasons.

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December 10, 2013 on Favorite Snow Day Movies And Television Episodes

Smoke Breakers

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December 9, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Finals Week Movies

i’m thinking of finally watching Only God Forgives and The Road, even though i hear mixed things about both and they’re completely inappropriate for the holidays.

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November 27, 2013 on What Movies Are You Going To Watch On Netflix During The Holiday?

the spiciness of their “Sriracha sauce” is an abomination and insult to actual Sriracha. i had them give me a double dose on the chicken melt and i hardly cried at all.

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November 7, 2013 on Subway Hunger Games Sandwiches Are Perfect For Fueling Up To, You Know, Compete In The Hunger Games!

just doing a quiet image upload test in an old old old thread so i don’t embarrass myself. nothing to see here

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November 6, 2013 on Japanese Two And A Half Men Theme Song

aaaand nothing. yep, ok, master of internets i am not.

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November 5, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: The First Official Photo From Sherlock’s Third Season

(oh lord, first attempt at a photo comment. here goes nothing.)

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November 5, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: The First Official Photo From Sherlock’s Third Season

the EPA investigates three New York scientists’ exterminating business.

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October 28, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Non-Scary Scary Movie Plot Synopses!

my favorite part was #standingovation, when it should have been more like #confusedaboutchildlaborlaws

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October 28, 2013 on MasterChef Junior S01E05: We Need to Talk About Troy

man, i can never watch that prequel. it’s so much better/scarier not knowing what happened!

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October 17, 2013 on The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing

my favorite things (that aren’t monster things, but just like things in the movie that are great):

1.) kurt russel not wanting to fly to the Norwegian camp the first time because the weather’s a little iffy. but then when they see the Norwegian excavation site on the video tape, the weather is even worse out but he’s just like ‘fuck it, i’m going up.’

2.) wilfred brimley’s delivery of “i’ll keeeeel youuu”.

3.) the stoner guy’s delivery of “you gotta be fuckin kiddin.”

4.) how comical it is when the Norwegian guy drops the grenade the first time you watch it. but then buy the end you realize the amount of ungodly shit that dude went through to get to that point and that grenade slipping out of his hand is the most tragic thing in the movie (beside the poor dogs!)

5.) everything else.

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October 17, 2013 on The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing

Vampire Records

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October 14, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Non-Horror Movie Horror Movies

incredible.

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October 10, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods

I am so thrilled and terrified that The Thing made it you guys! Kurt Russel with a beard! Wilford Brimley without a mustache! The best performance by a dog ever! I hope Kelly likes it. What if Kelly doesn’t like it?! Suddenly Halloween became so much more stressful.

And cabin in the woods is indeed great. I wish Fran Kranz were in more things. His name is just so fun to say.

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October 10, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods