We Have a T-Rex.

Comments from plasticviking

I forgive you!

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March 10, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Something about he’s the one who peed on the rug this time? Because he’s a small child? And they have difficulty controlling their bladders?

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March 5, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: The Little Lebowski

Does he really not know how the “face on the back” happened? Seems disingenuous.

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October 22, 2012 on How To Carve A Pumpkin

This is what happens when I don’t read Videogum every day. I miss the one post I was put on this earth to comment on until over a week later.

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June 21, 2012 on OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me

Ugh, yeah, I had some federal district court judge who kept saying, “I’m gonna keep this short,” over and over for like 2 hours.

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May 17, 2012 on The Commencement Address Dream List

I for sure laughed at Mary’s response to the proposal: “I want you to marry me.” “Why?”

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April 24, 2012 on Downton Abbey S02E02: Edith Drives A Plow Now

The scene in which Carson was practicing answering the phone was probably the funniest/best thing I’ve ever seen, ever.

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April 3, 2012 on Downton Abbey S01E07: The Bate(s) War (Season 1 Finale)

Such a bummer.

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April 2, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Juggalo Freestyle Rap

Something about “Awake.” Topical!

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March 19, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department

I don’t know if I can Bear to live in a world without Mr. Grylls on the teevee.

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March 14, 2012 on Never Fire Bear Grylls

It’s clearly the rare Big Arizona Desert Fish.

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March 6, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Paula Deen Is Probably Racist

As a former saxophone player and a big fan of dinosaurs, this appeals to my interests.

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February 8, 2012 on Saxophone Bikini Beach

Heresy. HERESY.

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February 1, 2012 on Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica Cover)

Same with all beers that violate the Bavarian Purity Law. Woe betide you if you put fruit in my beer.

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January 23, 2012 on Purity Bear Reminds You That The Day Of Purity Is Coming Up

It’s what economists call “vertical integration.” If anything, we should have the DOJ looking at the endorsement deal for anti-trust violations.

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January 17, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole

I’m glad she chose to stay vigilant and go check the other ones. What if they mislabeled an Allosaurus as a Tyranosaurus? Someone needs to fact-check these toy companies.

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January 5, 2012 on Tiny Dinosaur Expert Is Perfect