We Have a T-Rex.

Comments from We Have a T-Rex.

Something about he's the one who peed on the rug this time? Because he's a small child? And they have difficulty controlling their bladders?
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March 5, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: The Little Lebowski
Does he really not know how the "face on the back" happened? Seems disingenuous.
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October 22, 2012 on How To Carve A Pumpkin
This is what happens when I don't read Videogum every day. I miss the one post I was put on this earth to comment on until over a week later.
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June 21, 2012 on OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me
Ugh, yeah, I had some federal district court judge who kept saying, "I'm gonna keep this short," over and over for like 2 hours.
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May 17, 2012 on The Commencement Address Dream List
I for sure laughed at Mary's response to the proposal: "I want you to marry me." "Why?"
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April 24, 2012 on Downton Abbey S02E02: Edith Drives A Plow Now
The scene in which Carson was practicing answering the phone was probably the funniest/best thing I've ever seen, ever.
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April 3, 2012 on Downton Abbey S01E07: The Bate(s) War (Season 1 Finale)
I don't know if I can Bear to live in a world without Mr. Grylls on the teevee.
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March 14, 2012 on Never Fire Bear Grylls
It's clearly the rare Big Arizona Desert Fish.
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March 6, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Paula Deen Is Probably Racist
As a former saxophone player and a big fan of dinosaurs, this appeals to my interests.
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February 8, 2012 on Saxophone Bikini Beach
Same with all beers that violate the Bavarian Purity Law. Woe betide you if you put fruit in my beer.
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January 23, 2012 on Purity Bear Reminds You That The Day Of Purity Is Coming Up
It's what economists call "vertical integration." If anything, we should have the DOJ looking at the endorsement deal for anti-trust violations.
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January 17, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
I'm glad she chose to stay vigilant and go check the other ones. What if they mislabeled an Allosaurus as a Tyranosaurus? Someone needs to fact-check these toy companies.
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January 5, 2012 on Tiny Dinosaur Expert Is Perfect
So... Gabe wants me to think about All of the Dinosaur Bones?
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September 2, 2011 on New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray
What's with her fingernails WHY ARE THEY SHARPENED OH GOD
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July 22, 2011 on This American Idol Reaction Video Belongs In A Museum
Are we asking where she gets her ideas yet? Cause that's a thing we always do, right?
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June 1, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is On Twitter
Yes. This helps me hope that come 2012 we will be the first state to vote down one of these terrible amendments.
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May 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Speech About Marriage Equality
Is it just me or do the parts of her face not quite match up quite right? Like, they are all perfectly ok parts themselves. They just look like they were randomly layered on top of each other like in one of those kids books that has each page divided into three so that you can create silly animals and such.
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May 23, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katherine Chloe Cahoon Lives A Glamorous Hollywood Life
When I was in law school my school dropped from like #19 to #21 in the US News rankings. It was such a big deal, apparently. The deans (we had 2 at the time) sent out an apologetic email to the student body. Students were weeping more than usual in the halls. Nostalgia.
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May 11, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Godsauce
Spoiler alert: They were dead the whole time?
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May 5, 2011 on How To Live Forever Trailer, You Guys
Oh man, wouldn't you be pissed if you were stuck behind one of those trees and couldn't see?
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April 29, 2011 on Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding?