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So... Gabe wants me to think about All of the Dinosaur Bones?
What's with her fingernails WHY ARE THEY SHARPENED OH GOD
Are we asking where she gets her ideas yet? Cause that's a thing we always do, right?
Yes. This helps me hope that come 2012 we will be the first state to vote down one of these terrible amendments.
Is it just me or do the parts of her face not quite match up quite right? Like, they are all perfectly ok parts themselves. They just look like they were randomly layered on top of each other like in one of those kids books that has each page divided into three so that you can create silly animals and such.
When I was in law school my school dropped from like #19 to #21 in the US News rankings. It was such a big deal, apparently. The deans (we had 2 at the time) sent out an apologetic email to the student body. Students were weeping more than usual in the halls. Nostalgia.
Spoiler alert: They were dead the whole time?
Oh man, wouldn't you be pissed if you were stuck behind one of those trees and couldn't see?
Sigh. You are not wrong. But I heard a rumor that there might be a Jurassic Park 4 with raptors wielding guns, so.
What do you have against spear hunting? It's just good, clean fun.
Ok so I may or may not have, um, a "friend" (definitely not me) who is going to a fort-related party tomorrow. I assume that this "friend" will be quite "empowered" (read: drunk) as a result.
Sorry!
Oh Kirby. How we miss you, even in spite of our mixed feelings about the allegations of domestic abuse leveled against you. Sigh.
Where is Steve, anyway? Haven't seen him in a bit.
The answer to your question is, "Yes."
Oh man, one of the "related" stories attached to the link was "Bill Clinton turns down 30 Rock Appearance." Oh man. Bummer.
Hold Steady covering Springsteen. What a weird combination.
How did they get footage of me at age 8, and why was I from the South? Parents got some s'plainin' to do.
The Good, the Bad, and the Gnomely (because "homely" is a synonymn of "ugly"? rhymes?)
Given my screen name / avatar I guess I'm obligated to comment on this post. All I've got, though, is a hearty "no doy" left over from the '90s.
In Minneapolis, on the Nicollet Mall, there is a statue of Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat, in the exact place that particular part of her theme-song footage was shot. So, something like that maybe? Big, bronze, life-like statue?
(Not a) Clever Girl.
Bartender, a round of guardians ad litem for my friends.
(My love of parentheticals is the main reason I read Videogum).
Someone needs a guardian ad litem (it's Snooki (sorry, been a state court employee for a little too long)).
It doesn't even shoot t-shirts? Rip-off.
Wait, so now he's trying to LOOK like a watered-down Thom Yorke, instead of just trying to sound like him?
Nick Cave! Hooray!
Something something, The Shaggs, something, hipster.
Oh man, I was so proud of that fact when the movie came out. "It's a movie! It takes place in a place that I have been to! Bright colors! Sugar is great and girls are gross!" - We Have a T-Rex ca. 1996.
That movie actually terrified me a bit as a kid.
Can we add an addendum promising to prevent anyone else from having sex with them, too? Or from interacting with them at all?